PART 1 - Beauty Meets the Geek
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"Millicent Andrews?" the teacher called; a balding man possessing a boring tone of voice.
"Here," Miley replied in a dry tone after wincing at the sound of her full name. Only her mother called her Millicent, and even then only when angry. Everyone called her 'Miley', a nickname she went by since early childhood.
As her Social Studies teacher droned on with the rest of the attendance Miley's best friend Stacy leaned over and whispered, "What's wrong with Mr. Nelson? He's such a loser. I mean, we've been in his class for half our senior year and he still calls you Millicent."
"I know, what a 'tard, right?" Miley replied, chuckling quietly at Stacy.
"So guess what I heard?" Stacy urged in a hushed tone, suddenly changing the subject. "You know Charlie White, that geek in our Biology class?"
Miley knew who Charlie White was, "Yeah?"
"I guess he's hung like a donkey!"
Miley couldn't help but to burst into giggles at Stacy's proclamation, earning her the attention of the whole class.
"Excuse me Miss Andrews," the teacher chimed. "Was there something important you wanted to share with the class?"
"No Mr. Nelson," Miley shook her head, fighting back laughter and trying to keep a straight face. "I'm sorry, please continue with attendance."
Mr. Nelson frowned, but returned to his monotonous role call.
"I'll fill you in after class," Stacy whispered with a wink.
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Fifty minutes later, as the two girls left class and walked together towards the locker they shared, Miley had forgotten all about what Stacy had said earlier. She was just happy to be out of Social Studies; Mr. Nelson had to be the most boring man on the planet.
"So get this; Darla's older sister used to date his brother," Stacy started once the pair were in the hallway and free to speak freely. "And she saw him in the bathroom and-"
"Stacy," Miley interrupted. "What are you even talking about?"
"I'm talking about Charlie. You know, that one nerd? From Biology?"
Miley couldn't help but grin as she recalled, "Oh yeah, the one you said was hung like a donkey?"
"Yeah, Darla said that her sister told her she saw Charlie naked after accidentally walking into the bathroom, and that he's got a dick the size of Florida."
Miley laughed as they reached the locker, letting Stacy work the combo lock, "Oh my god, as if. Charlie is a total geek."
"I'm just telling you what Darla said," Stacy defended herself, miffed that the accuracy of her gossip was being challenged.
"Whatever," Miley replied as she switched books and checked her lipstick in the locker mirror. "I've got to get to English. See you at lunch?"
"See you then!"
Miley headed for her next class and quickly put her best friend's gossip out of mind. It's not as though she was the slightest bit interested in Charlie. He was a total nerd after all, while Miley was one of the most popular girls at school. Miley dated college guys, while Charlie probably hadn't seen a naked girl outside of Playboy magazine. Boys at school drooled over Miley while the girls at school ignored Charlie, or worse. The two simply weren't socially compatible regardless of how big Charlie's penis was.
But as soon as lunch came, Miley was reminded all too soon as she and Stacy sat down in the cafeteria. Her best friend seemed obsessed.
"I wonder how big it actually is?" Stacy wondered.
"How big what is?"
Stacy frowned, "What's with you today? You've been a total airhead. "
"Are you still talking about that Charlie kid?" Miley laughed. "Geez, what are you, a size-queen or something?"
Both girls giggled.
"I'm just curious, you know?" Stacy mused. "Oh my god, look. There he is."
Miley turned as Stacy pointed towards the cafeteria doors. Sure enough, there was Charlie White, the nerd from their Biology class, exiting the cafeteria towards the hallway. He was skinny but tall, Miley thought, sort of lanky and awkward in shape. He wore glasses and his brown hair was in bad need of a stylist and some mousse. Miley noticed that Charlie wasn't doing himself any favors with his wardrobe; he had on a pair of loose tan slacks and a plaid button-down shirt. He was dorksville all the way.
Miley tried, but it was impossible to tell how hung he was with those loose pants, "Well, if you're that curious I'll just go ask him." She suddenly rose from the cafeteria table.
"Miley! Don't you da..." Stacy hissed, "oh my god." She watched helplessly as Miley abandoned their lunch table.
Miley trotted swiftly after Charlie, catching up with him in the hallway outside of the boy's bathroom. "Hey Charlie!" she called, feeling playful.
About to enter the bathroom, Charlie paused and turned to the sound of his name. He swallowed nervously when he saw that it was Miley, a girl that hadn't spoken one word to him since middle school. Still, he knew all too well who Miley was. He, along with every other guy at school, had a massive crush on her. And here she was, approaching him in a pair of crisp white denim pants that hugged her perfect legs, and a tight pink spaghetti-string top that displayed her tanned shoulders and arms. Her dark hair was long and wavy, falling into a perfect frame of tendrils around Miley's gorgeous face.
"A-are you talking to me?" Charlie asked, standing outside the bathroom door.
Miley finally caught up to him, her heeled boots clicking on the hard hallway floor as she approached, "Yeah, it's Charlie right?"
Charlie gulped, surprised she even remembered his name.
"Do you know my best friend Stacy?" Miley asked with an amused twinkle in her eye.
Of course he knew Stacy, Charlie thought. After all, Stacy was almost as beautiful as Miley, "Uh, yeah. Sure. You two are in my Bio class."
Miley nodded, "Right. Well, she just told me you have, like, this huge cock."
Charlie's cheeks instantly turned red. A reply didn't come to mind.
Miley grinned at him, "So, is it true?"
"I-I..." Charlie stammered, embarrassed.
"I want to see it," Miley demanded with a giggle, pushing Charlie backwards into the bathroom. He backpedaled to avoid tripping and she followed him in.
There were two surprised freshmen by the sinks, washing their hands. They glanced Miley's way, not expecting to find a girl in the men's bathroom. They hurried out when Miley said, "Get lost twerps," aiming her thumb over the shoulder and towards the door.