PART 1 -- Mommy Dearest
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Miley stood, frozen with shock, in the doorway of her and Charlie's apartment. She was dressed in a pair of Charlie's boxer shorts and a clinging top. Her dark curls were disheveled from a bout of recent lovemaking with Charlie.
Her mother's eyes were filled with judgment of Miley's appearance, "Hello, Millicent."
Miley hated her real name and cringed at the sound of it, "Mother? What are you doing here?"
"I've come to check on you," Victoria said in a cold tone, "I'm concerned."
"Concerned?" Miley glared angrily, "We haven't spoken in over a year, and all of the sudden you're concerned?"
Miley and her mother hadn't seen one another since Miley's senior year in high school. Victoria had taken issue with Miley's choice in dating Charlie, so Miley decided to move out and live with her father. While she always knew the day would come when she would have to face her mother again, Miley secretly hoped her life would remain Victoria-free.
"I've been privy to some troublesome details," Victoria replied. "I'm worried you're making poor choices, Millicent."
Miley gnashed her teeth, "Whatever. What would you know?"
"I know that you have been living here in sin with that White boy you became infatuated with in high school."
"So?" Miley huffed. "My life is no longer any of your business, mother."
"It becomes my business," Victoria countered, "when your actions start reflecting poorly on me, and cause me embarrassment."
Miley became defensive, "I haven't done anything to embarrass you!"
Victoria lifted a plucked brow, "What about your recent arrest at the county courthouse? Do you have any idea how mortified I was to see my daughter's name in the paper's criminal report? Do you have any idea how poorly your actions reflect on me?"
Miley winced, recalling how she and Charlie were recently detained and fined for Contempt of Court at Brock's arraignment. They had both hoped to keep their parents in the dark about that situation, since it was more embarrassing than serious, but Miley forgot about the public record in the newspaper.
As Miley was about to give her mom another biting reply, Charlie rounded the hallway from the bathroom zipping his pants up. "Miley? Who was at the door...?"
Victoria aimed an icy glance in Charlie's direction.
Charlie went still with uncertainty, "Oh... shit. Uh, hello Mrs. Ryan."
The last time Charlie had seen Victoria Ryan was when she caught Charlie and Miley having sex, when they first started dating. In fact, Victoria and Miley's step-father had walked in to find Miley on her knees in front of Charlie, his semen covering her face and naked breasts. Miley and he often joked about that moment, since time had softened the humiliation, but it was one of the most embarrassing things Charlie had ever experienced.
Victoria ignored Charlie's greeting and returned her gaze to Miley.
"Don't worry," Miley remarked dryly to Charlie, "vampires can't enter unless you invite them in."
Victoria sighed, "Stop being so melodramatic, dear. I can see this is an inconvenient moment, so I won't take up any more of your obviously precious time. Instead, I want you to come to the house tomorrow for lunch. I know you have school, but this is important."
Miley rolled her eyes, "Not to me, it's not. I'm sorry I'm such a colossal embarrassment to you, mother, but you can go to hell. Stay away from me, and stay away from Charlie!"
Charlie was startled as Miley slammed the door shut in Victoria's face.
After working the deadbolt, Miley pushed her hands through her hair and snarled with frustration.
"I don't think she likes me," Charlie commented, half-jokingly.
"She doesn't like anyone," Miley growled, "unless they're filthy-rich and single."
Charlie moved to envelop Miley in his arms, "I can't believe she just showed up like that. How long has it been?"
Miley clasped Charlie and rested her head against his chest, "Since our senior year, right after I moved out. She didn't even show up for our graduation."
Charlie frowned, "I remember. I wonder what she wants to talk to you about."
"Who cares? I hate her," Miley sniffled, "I really do."
"Don't worry, she's gone." Charlie ran his hand through Miley's hair, caressing the back of her head, "It'll be okay."
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The following morning, Stacy licked her lips in anticipation as she carefully poured maple syrup over a short stack of pancakes. "Aren't you gonna have anything?" she asked Miley, who was sitting across from her in a booth at the University's cafeteria. The two best friends often shared breakfast before their first classes.
"I'm not hungry," Miley replied in a distracted tone. She was trying to concentrate on reading a textbook, but it wasn't going very well.
"What's with you?" Stacy asked as she began eating her breakfast. "You've been acting like a zombie ever since I picked you up this morning. You and Charlie aren't fighting, are you?"
Miley sighed and closed her book, "No, it's my mother."
Stacy's face twisted in surprise, "Victoria? I didn't think you two were on speaking terms?"
"Neither did I," Miley replied, "until she showed up at the apartment last night."
"You're kidding. What did she want?"
Miley lifted an ambivalent shoulder, "I don't know. I slammed the door in her face after she reminded me what a constant embarrassment I am to her."
Stacy frowned and remembered all-too well how cold Victoria could be towards Miley, "Well, what did she say?"
"Nothing really," Miley reported. "She wanted to meet me for lunch today. (As if that would ever happen.) Whatever she wanted, she didn't want to say it in front of Charlie. She clammed-up as soon as she saw him."
Stacy offered a sympathetic look, "I'm sorry, hon. Your mom can be such a bitch."
Miley snorted with agreement, "You're telling me? But I don't want to talk about it; thinking about her makes my skin crawl. Anything new with you?"
Stacy bit back a glowing smile, "Oh... nothing."
Miley gave Stacy disbelieving eyes, knowing her best friend well enough to realize when she was obviously lying.
Stacy grinned, understanding Miley's knack for seeing right through her.
Miley's sixth-sense kicked in and her eyes bugged out, "Oh my god! You had sex!"
Stacy burst into a fit of giggles and then nodded.
"With who?!?"
Stacy bit her lip, "Brian."