The fact that it wasn't really my fault (honest - it wasn't) didn't seem to mean a damn thing to my wife. She decided to punish me anyway and in doing so she just may have ended our marriage.
I have two problems, neither of which I can do anything about. The first is relatively minor and easily controlled - I can't hold my liquor. I have a low tolerance for alcohol and it doesn't take a lot to fuck me up. Like I said, easily controlled, all I have to do is not drink, but I like to have a good time as much as the next guy so at parties I'll usually have one or two drinks and nurse them all night except for sometimes when I don't and then I end up shitfaced.
The other problem is a lot more serious and there is nothing, and I do mean nothing - short of self-mutilation - that I can do about it. I have a big cock. My cock soft is 8 3/4 inches. Hard it can grow to 13 1/4 inches in length with a circumference of 7 inches and when fully erect it has been know to make some girls faint. Before you jump up and say, "Wow, that's a problem I wouldn't mind having" let me tell you "Oh yes you would."
The saying that size matters is only true up to a point. Once you reach that point the saying is still true, but on the negative side of the scale. More women are afraid to try a cock of my size than are willing to give it a shot. From the time I was eighteen until my twenty-fifth birthday my cock had been in the hands and mouths of over a hundred and twenty-five females, but I was still technically a virgin. Oh they all wanted to see it, to touch it and even to make it cum, but I had never had a piece of ass. No one would let me put it in them. I was a sideshow freak that all the women wanted to see. They told their friends and their friends told friends and my phone rang off the hook with women calling me and asking me for a date only to push me away when I tried to get into their pants. Why did I continue to put up with it? Because eventually I hoped to find a woman who wouldn't say, "You're not putting that thing in me."
On my twenty-fifth birthday my brother threw me a party. Because the party was for me and I felt I had an obligation to socialize and talk to everyone there I stuck to drinking ginger ale. About an hour into the party a very attractive women who had come to the party with my cousin Lou came up to me and asked, "Is what they say about you true?"
Here it comes I thought and said, "And just what is it that you have heard?"
"That you are a very good dancer" and she offered me her arm. We danced and made the usual small talk and she held her distance so as not to come in contact with the erection that she just had to know that I had. When the song was over I walked her back to the table where Lou was sitting and thanked her for the dance. Half an hour later she came up to me again, "I'm not used to having to do this."
"Not having to do what?"
"Ask men to dance with me. Usually I have to beat them off with a stick."
I smiled at her and them moved out onto the dance floor, "I'm sorry that you are feeling neglected, but I don't make a habit of messing with another man's date."
"Oh. Well, Lou is not really my date. He is just a friend and I'm with him tonight to see if I can satisfy a curiosity."
"And that would be?"
"To see for myself if what I've been hearing is true."
"And if it is?"
"If it is baby, we can make some beautiful music together."
"You will have to pardon me for saying this, but I've heard this song way too many times and the music always turns out to sound like a scratched and cracked record."
"I've heard that too, but there always has to be a first time, doesn't there?"
When I walked her back to her table she slipped me a piece of paper and said, "Call me."
I spent two days debating whether or not I should call Leslie. I knew that I had to keep trying to find some one, but even so I was tired of not getting anywhere. I finally decided to make the call and we made a dinner date for the next night. When I arrived at her apartment I was surprised when she met me at the door in a bathrobe. She asked me in and then she said, "We both know what this is all about and I don't see any sense in wasting time, do you?" She dropped her robe and showed me her naked body. "Okay, you can see what I'm bringing to the party. Let's see what you have." She led me into her living room and sat down on the couch and watched me while I undressed.
Her body had the desired effect and I was rock hard when my cock finally came into view. "Oh my" she said, "I'd heard, but I never believed. Bring it to me."
I walked over to her and she took it in both hands and stroked it. She fondled my balls and then she took it in her mouth and simultaneous sucked on it and jacked me off. After a minute she stopped and asked, "Are you good for more than once?"
I nodded a yes and she went back to sucking on me. Another couple of minutes and I was ready to shoot and I told her, but all she did was grip me harder and clamp her lips tight. She did her best to swallow it all, but some dribbled out of her mouth and down her chin. When she was done she said, "If you are going to put that thing in me I'm going to have to be really wet. Do you eat pussy?"
I smiled to myself as I told her that I did. I'd been down this road before. Give me the blow job to get me off and keep me happy, get your pussy eaten to get you off and then the "Oh I can't let you put that big thing in me" and curiosity satisfied, usher me out the door. But fair is fair, she had gotten me off so I felt I owed her something.