Author's note:
I hope you enjoy this story. I will have more releases over the next few months, as well as teasing the release of the novelisation of a sci-fi Adult Visual Novel game.
More on that soon.
I aim for these stories to have the best of both worlds; beautiful prose, honest recounting and delivery of hot, earth-moving sex, and a healthy dose of romance that, hopefully, doesn't just feel tacked on or seen as an afterthought. I find that there's either far too much of the romance or far too much of the sex, so, why not both?
Let me know what you think, if you'd like more before the inevitable fuckfest, or if you'd like, well, more of the inevitable fuckfest.
As always, enjoy the story, you horny fuckers.
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The sun twinkled behind the clouds as I looked outside of the large set of windows to my left, casting a myriad of different, vibrant colours across the cloudy, unfamiliar sky. The magic really began to set in when it started to snow, falling silently to the ground in the afternoon, Norwegian sun, as I'm sure it had done religiously for the past several months of Norwegian winter.
I had only been here a couple of days, in this central Norwegian city, getting a taste of the first few weeks of their winter as it slowly transitioned into spring. It was still fairly light out the longer the day went on, however, it had snowed every day. I had expected that, of course, and welcomed it. Being from England meant that it was rare that we ever had snow, our winters were wet, windy, and cold; not exactly the most romantic setting.
Nothing like here.
It wasn't surprising then that, as I stood here, waiting in line within this rustic coffee shop, I couldn't help but feel the beginnings of sparks in the air. The atmosphere was poised for some winter romance, and, hopefully, winter fucking, and how couldn't it? I was here on a mini break for myself, to get my head down with some work whilst enjoying the sights; the gorgeous winter wonderland, the rolling forests covered in blanketed snow, the northern lights dancing in the sky at night, and, if I was lucky, a gorgeous Norwegian kvinne in my arms, and could you blame me? Have you seen Norwegian women? I have, many times over on my travels here, and they're truly something else.
Which brings me here, to the front of this queue. I had almost forgotten about it as I stared outside, watching a wrapped up couple trudging through the snow together, gloved hand in gloved hand, causing me to smile slightly. Dimples no doubt appeared on my face, barely hidden by the short beard I was sporting at the time. I had medium length hair - think Hayden Christensen as a certain Jedi (minus the scar - if only) - and had specifically picked my outfit to fall into that English gentleman niche. What can I say? Play to your strengths and your weaknesses will become that much smaller. Understand your target audience, and play to it like an orchestra to a crowd.
"Hei hei!", a chirpy voice suddenly said, breaking me from my trance-like state.
"Oh, - hei!", I replied, doing my best impression of a Norwegian accent. "Ah, jeg vil ha en svart kaffe, tusen takk!"
My Norwegian wasn't the best by any means, but I found matching the sing-song-like nature of the accent the easiest to do. Being a native English speaker and learning other European languages, such as fellow Germanic ones, means it's actually easier for us than others. There are many similar words and we already have many of their unique sounds within our language and accent...depending, of course, on where you're from in the United Kingdom. I had a standard southern England accent, and it helped more than you know.
And yet, I could tell by the look in the server's eyes that she knew I wasn't from around her, perhaps not English, but definitely not a local. All of that quickly escaped my mind as I continued to look into her eyes, staring into a blue abyss that swallowed me whole with the promises that sat behind them.
Fuck... me,
was all I could think as I looked into eyes that completely disarmed me.
"You would like a coffee, black, yes?” She said, double checking, and, possibly, calling my bluff as to where I was actually from with the switch to English.
"Ah, y-yes, please." I said, stuttering like I always did when switching to English after my highly debatable attempts at speaking their language.
I didn't think it was possible, but her eyes lit up even more upon hearing my accent. They narrowed slightly, darting from one eye to another, her mouth slightly agape as she processed what was before her.
This town was neither tiny, nor small; it held a unique position where, yes, they had a decent amount of people, the lower end of tens of thousands, but it was rare that they ever had anyone who wasn't Norwegian there. I had been here many times before, and only ever once heard an English accent. To them, I was a walking, talking, exotic piece of fruit just waiting to be plucked from the tree. That's just how it was, sometimes anyway. It helped that I was attractive, although I wasn't a bombshell, but I got by well enough back home without my exoticness to fall back on, although it did make it a lot more difficult.
The way I see it is, the accent is merely a differentiation. It's like if you are naturally very attractive, or have built a lot of muscle. It will get your foot in the door, but if you're a piece of shit, or are completely devoid of personality, it will only get you so far.
"Sure, right away, sir." She said, putting a slight emphasis on 'sir', more so than to be expected from a Scandinavian.
If you haven't heard the accent before, they really do have a sing-song nature to the way they speak. There is a hauntingly beautiful melody to some of the regional dialects, especially from the women. It will ensnare you, wrapping you up into a rich web of tone and timbre that will melt even the coldest of hearts.
All of this distracted me so much that I hadn't even considered her actual beauty yet, even though I clocked it in my peripheral, there was so much else to focus on before that.
The straightest, most golden hair framed a gorgeous face with high cheekbones, a soft, slightly pointed chin, and a cute, button nose. Her neck was slender, leading down to a collarbone and shoulders that showed some signs of being trained in the gym, her tight black polo showing off the gains nicely. I didn't look, but in the extraneous of my vision I could see breasts pressing out against her polo, two of the four buttons open and revealing a hint of cleavage. If I had to guess, they were probably D's, a great size that fit what seemed to be her slightly muscled, athletic body. Her arm's were equally toned, not huge, but not small either, wrapped tightly by the short sleeves, leading down to hands with stunning, albeit fake, long nails in a subtle red shade.
The rest of her body was hidden by the counter, but I had enough to go off that to know that there was a walking, talking, diamond in this coffee shop, and she was only a few feet away.
Her eyes left mine as she started hitting different areas of the screen, inputting my order, her smile only slowly fading as she seemed to concentrate hard on putting in the order correctly. After a few moments, she looked up from the till, her eyes dilating slightly as she met mine again.
I'm sure mine did the same.
"That'll be thirty kroner, please." She said, looking past me briefly, seemingly catching eye contact with something or someone else, before trying to stifle a giggle. Her cheeks began to flush red ever so slightly as she did her best to not check me out.
I was well built and well dressed, wearing an overcoat with a sweater on, tight trousers that showed off my muscled legs, and suede shoes to boot. To English girls, I was an attractive man of average height, some would check me out, some wouldn't. However, here, with my accent and different look - yes, whilst Norwegians are our close cousins, you can still tell if someone here is ethnically Norwegian, or if they aren't - I was as rare a catch as the girl before me would be back home.
I looked back as I took my card out of my wallet, noticing an employee - another girl - smiling back at me, her eyes, for a fleeting moment, looking past me, no doubt at her colleague, before she quickly got back to cleaning a table near her.
So that's what the counter girl was looking at, she was sharing a look with her friend. Makes sense.
I smiled slightly myself before turning back around