I first met Big Ed as he liked to call himself a couple of years ago. He was visiting my local pub with a darts team and I was in the pub at the time drinking with my girlfriend Pip. The pub was really busy for a Tuesday night and we ended up watching the match between my pub team and Big Ed's team.
I noticed as soon as Big Ed got up off his stool to throw his darts my girlfriend took a lot of notice of him, as he strutted passed our seats. Pip really liked very tall guys, even if they weren't that good looking, and Big Ed wasn't by any means handsome.
My girlfriend's real interest was to know whether Big Ed or any tall guy she fancied had a large cock. We'd been going out for over six months before she began to lose interest in sex with me because of my undersized dick and she began to look elsewhere.
l could see the way Pip was eyeing up this guy she was interested in making his acquaintance. We watched the darts match for the next hour and at the half way they had a break to refresh their drinks. l got to the bar before the rush and returned to my seat to see Big Ed chatting up my girlfriend.
He ignored me and only had eyes for Pip. He even touched her arms a couple of times which irritated me. Pip was loving the attention and told me to get Big Ed a beer from the bar as he was a guest. l obliged and queued up to get this big bozo a beer. l saw them laughing and joking across the room as l waited my turn.
When l got back l gave Big Ed his pint and then went to the toilet. As l was peeing against the metal latrine l noticed someone come and stand alongside me. Then l heard Big Ed say: "Jeez what's that tiny thing you're holding? that's so small you can't be ever satisfying your gorgeous chick with that thing can you boy?"
Then he got his cock out and began shaking it to get my notice and it was huge...l mean HUGE! At least 6 inches long with a thick girth. l wondered how big it would get erect and l just wanted to get away from him but l was in mid stream.