This is a sequel to the two other stories about kinky, divorced (and somewhat strange) office manager Lynn Fortier. She has been conducting an affair with one of her employees at her publishing company in New Jersey. He has some ambivalence about the whole thing and feels like he's being pressured by her. Well, in any case, that doesn't stop him. She is forty-one and he is thirty-four. The "Big Red" nickname refers to her hair color among other things. This is taking place in April 1989.
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It only took a few more days, but Lynn Fortier seemed to be getting friskier - and more careless - as time went by. At about eleven o'clock one Tuesday morning she appeared at my desk. As usual, she didn't go in for preliminary formalities.
"Hi Paul, I'd really like for you to go lunch with me today." The first issue was how bubbly she seemed to be getting. Her enthusiasm was increasing different from the truly reserved manner she had shown in the previous months I had known her.
It was like we were suddenly best buddies for no particular reason. Staff members never went to a meal with her unless it was as a group, a part of a larger company function of some kind. Individuals never went out with her.
That brought up a second, bigger issue: what would the rest of the staff think of me suddenly lunching with the executive director of the division? Supposedly I didn't know her personally at all. Of course, there were an increasing number of secrets we had to keep, like our bout of oral sex the week before, and the two sessions in which she had spanked my bare behind.
I must have been sitting there looking dumbfounded, but she was pretty good at picking up various social cues. After a couple of seconds, she knew what to say. "I get that it would be awkward for you to just walk out the door with me. People might see you getting into my car, even though it is parked inside the garage."
I found my voice, "First of all, you didn't even ask if this a good day for me. You just go around issuing orders."
"I already explained this. As the chief boss here I have the right to give instructions to my employees."
I thought,
that doesn't mean you have free reign to act like an asshole,
but I knew it would be impolitic to actually say that.
I didn't know if I have a choice in the matter, although I briefly thought about what would happen if I refused. I had seen her in her bad moods when the proofs and manuscripts were pouring in and the schedules weren't just tight, they verged on the impossible. Thus there wasn't much protest from me about the excursion. All I said was, "So where are we going?"
Lynn went into her somewhat pushy suburban matron mode. "I was thinking about Carla's, that Italian place on the other side of Clifton." That didn't seem like a bad choice, as the odds were very slim that we'd run into anybody from our company there.
She had a follow-up. "Paul, you worry too much."
I worried too much?
"There's nothing wrong with having a meal with the executive director. As I said, if you wish, we can drive our own cars and meet over there."
Perhaps that clinched it for me. "All right, we'll leave in about forty-five minutes, okay?"
"That would be splendid. I'll come by and we can go downstairs separately." She pouted her lips to send me an air kiss. My thoughts about her were not particularly upbeat at that point.
You manipulative, kinky, horny old bitch, why are you inserting yourself into my life?
So she had caught me jerking-off in her office. I supposed that caused a craving for some cock in her snatch. But why did it have to be my cock?
On the way over there I heard a song on the radio that Madonna had just released, "Like a Prayer." I had a superstition perhaps that a random song on the radio would give me a clue as to what was happening in my life, or what was going to happen soon. For this one, nothing came to mind. No premonitions clicked, but sometimes it took a while for the answer to become clear.
I did wonder if it was possible for the Madonna character to just walk into a police station and get a guy released instantly. "Oh, you were wrong about that; that wasn't him after all." I didn't know enough about legal procedures to say for sure, but I made a mental note to ask a lawyer or a cop about it - assuming I would ever know one well enough to bring up the topic. Didn't he have to have an arraignment first, for example?
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Outside of Carla's, I took a moment to assess Lynn's appearance after she got out of her Audi. It was a mild day near the end of April, and she had one of her usual simple but elegant outfits. It consisted of a white blouse with small black dots on it, very tight black trousers, and medium-height heels. She had left her dark-gray blazer in the car.
As soon as I met her in the parking lot, she made a reference to her pants. She patted one of her hips and said, "You wouldn't know it from looking at me now, but twenty years ago I was a sylph-like college student." Her round behind did look very generous now when packed into her black garment. "I suppose I've put on some junk in my trunk over the years. Tell, me, do these pants make my behind look too big?"
That was one of those trite questions that I had heard so often before that I already had a prepared answer. "You say that like it's a bad thing."
Lynn did laugh at my quip, as lame as it was, and she swayed her hips at me. "I bet you'd like me to fluff my backside against the front of your crotch. I think I could get you to come inside your pants within in few minutes."
She giggled - she seemed to be in one of her coy little vixen moods. That wasn't necessarily a problem as long as she didn't take it too seriously. Yet I already knew that, from her point of view, that our affair was gaining momentum. And yet, I couldn't help from imagining the fluffing scene. I liked the idea of ejaculating against the seat of her well-packed pants. Maybe I should lower my own pants and come directly onto the prominent back of her dark trousers. That would make an interesting contrast between my white semen and the black cloth covering her jutting backside.
She added, "I guess guys do make passes at ladies with big assess." That was another one I'd heard many times before.
Thank you, Dorothy Parker.
We hadn't come all this way for some steamy flirting, and at the table, we talked about events in our company (still a source of annoyance for me) and various topics in the news. I remember the Central Park jogger case had just happened only a few days earlier.
Near the end of our meal, Lynn twirled her white wine in her glass and got to her main point. "So Paul, how is your marriage going?"
I thought she already knew about it all. "The same as usual. I thought we've talked about that before."
"Have you taken my advice and given her the firm spanking she deserves?" I guessed that this was really a pretext for some other subject.
"You and I have talked about that too. I wouldn't be able to give her even a playful swat on her rear end." Unlike Lynn's, Janey's behind was smaller and it was a difficult target to connect with.
"That's unfortunate." She leaned forward and said in a confidential tone. "I used to let my husband discipline me; we gave that up before our separation." I assumed she would have a follow-up, and she did.