According to what I read on Web M.D. it's perfectly normal to fart a lot about anal sex, but it doesn't mention anything about the stinging feeling I feel in my asshole. I click off my iPhone, feeling more perplexed than reassured by what I found out online. Hmm. I wonder if I should consult a doctor about that. Oh, snap. Before I get ahead of myself, I bet you're wondering who this is. The name is Joanne Geteye, and I'm a tall, curvaceous and sexy young Black woman of Ethiopian descent living in the City of Nepean, somewhere in provincial Ontario, Canada. I attend Algonquin College, where I study police foundations. Oh, and last night I had anal sex for the first time. Woo-hoo! Yes! It feels heaps good to take it up the ass!
The gentleman who did the honors is my long-time boyfriend Ebenezer Saint-Michel, a handsome Haitian guy I met in the summer of 2012 while vising my aunt Nancy in the City of Montreal, Quebec. We flirted a bit and I ended up giving him my number. We talked a few times and I thought he was cool but I don't do long distance relationships. Imagine my surprise when I ran into him one day at the University of Ottawa. Ebenezer looked even better than I remembered. The six-foot-tall, lean and athletic, dark-skinned Afro-Caribbean stud looked good enough to eat. He'd been working out and it definitely looked good on him.
Ebenezer Saint-Michel and I seemed destined to be together, and although I play coy at times, I know better than to fight fate. When Ebenezer asked me out, I said yes and we began officially going out. We had a lot in common, even though we came from different worlds. Haitians and Ethiopians live in different sides of the world, and have different faiths and cultures. There are two faiths in the island of Haiti, Christianity and Voodoo. In the nation of Ethiopia, there is Christianity, which is practiced by seventy percent of the population, and Islam, which is practiced by the remaining thirty percent. Sometimes, as an Ethiopian Christian woman, I worry about the rise of the Islamists in my beautiful homeland of Ethiopia.