As has often been said, men in unexpected situations think with what's between their legs, not their brains. As a woman, I am happy to report that this is true, at least a large percentage of the time, because it benefits me. Got one helluva story to share with you, ladies and gentlemen. I am Farah Hussein, a tall, curvy and lovely Somali-Canadian Muslim sister living in the City of Ottawa, Ontario. I'm studying police foundations at Algonquin College, and I'm close to graduation. Oh, and I've got a new guy in my sights.
The new guy in question is a tall, dark and handsome Haitian stud named Roger Duchene. How we met is truly one for the ages, ladies and gentlemen. After the end of my relationship with Rahman Sharif, the Somali dude who cheated on me with my ex-friend Genevieve Charles, a plump white slut, I shunned pretty much everyone. I went to Kanata to chill with my cousin Yasmin, and took her poodle Marduk out for a damn walk.
While walking around suburban Kanata, something awful happened. I still shudder to think about it. I got hassled by these two racist white guys who apparently find tall, Hijab-wearing Muslim women like myself worthy targets for their rage, and a young Haitian guy named Roger Duchene intervened and saved me. Naturally, I wanted to get to know my savior better, and after creeping him on Facebook, I was stunned to discover that Roger Duchene, the manly Haitian guy who saved me, identifies as bisexual. Um, what the fuck, man?
Guess it's true what they say, all the good ones are married or frigging gay. I was drawn to Roger Duchene for his sense of chivalry, his charm and good looks. We grabbed a bite together at the Saint Laurent Mall, and the Haitian stud actually took my breath away. Roger Duchene is tall, good-looking, masculine, respectful towards women, and a dedicated student in the civil engineering program at Carleton University. Oh, and although Roger identifies as bisexual, the dude claims to be a virgin. Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
The way I figure it, if a man claims to love two things but hasn't had a taste of either, then how can he be sure that he likes either one? Perhaps if he's exposed to one and develops a liking for it, then he'll forget the other altogether. Such was my logic when I, Farah Hussein, a pious Muslim sister living in Ottawa, decided to seduce Roger Duchene, the Haitian stud who saved me from those racist bozos out in Kanata. I'm going to give him a taste of my sweet Somali pussy, and he'll forget all about that queer stuff. I know Roger is attracted to me. How do I know this? We women have our ways.
As we ate together at Saint Laurent, I briefly excused myself to go to the washroom and caught Roger Duchene checking out my thick Somali female ass. Aha, the bisexual brother likes a big butt on females, eh? Good to know. That's very good news for what I had intended. My thick Somali derriere is a work of art, ladies and gentlemen. Wait till Mr. Haitian sees it up close. The brother won't know what hit him!