Guys, don't you just hate it when your woman walks in on you while you're watching porn? It's happened to all of us at least once. And recently it happened to me. Actually, that embarrassing episode turned out to be the best thing that ever happened to my girlfriend and me. No, seriously. I mean that. My name is Thierry Jean-Guillaume. My friends call me T.J. for short. I'm a big and tall young Black man of Haitian descent living in the City of Gatineau, Province of Quebec. I attend Carleton University in the nearby City of Ottawa, Province of Ontario. And this is an absolutely true story, ladies and gentlemen.
So picture this, if you will. I'm in my apartment in the City of Gatineau. About a mile from the shoddy-looking bridge between the Provinces of Quebec and Ontario by interconnecting them through the towns of Gatineau and Ottawa. I'm sitting at the computer terminal in my room, watching a wicked hot Black porno. On the screen, this tall and very dark-skinned Black chick is fucking this light-skinned Black dude with a strap-on dildo. Before you start laughing, I want to assure you that I know what this looks like. I am one hundred percent straight, bro. I love pussy. Especially Black pussy. I'm not into guys whatsoever. I swear to God. It's just that I've developed a fascination with female domination websites, especially the ones featuring Black women using strap-on dildos on men. It's sick, I know. Give me a break, okay?
Anyway, I was really getting into the video. My right hand gripped my eight-inch, uncircumcised dick and pumped it furiously. On screen, the Black chick berated the light-skinned dude as she pumped the strap-on dildo into his ass. And the fool took it like a champ. Hardly a scream from him as she whipped his back with a belt and sodomized him with her strap-on dildo. Now that's what I call a strong bastard. I don't know if I could do that. Seriously. I was so engrossed in the movie that I didn't hear my girlfriend Nelta Dorothy Leconte enter my apartment. A week ago I gave her a key, since we've gotten so close. Nelta is the first Haitian woman I've dated in ages. Ever since I graduated High School four years ago I've been mostly dating White chicks. However, after my Irish ex-girlfriend Eileen smacked me and called me the N word during a heated argument, I've sworn off White women. They're more trouble than they're worth, trust me my brothers.