This is by no means a romantic story, despite being highly sensual. This is a story about sex, told in graphic detail. That part starts around half-way through, although the story itself is 100% true and told exactly as it happened, so I encourage you to enjoy the first half too. It really sets the scene.
It's one of my all-time favourite stories from my love life, which resulted in one of the most gorgeous sensual experiences I've ever had.
And it all began with a pack of cards, of all things.
It wasn't a normal pack of cards, by any means. It was a set of cards for lovers. You know, one of those things a couple might get if they either want to have a laugh or they need to rekindle their sex lives. They're far from all sexual. In fact, many of them include organising trips, cooking for each other and preparing surprise baths with candles for your lover.
Sounds like fun, right? Well, far, far more so in my case than you're thinking at this point. Allow me to elaborate.
You see, while these cards are normally bought by people already in a pair, I actually was single at the time. The best part of this story revolves around the circumstances in which these cards appeared.
And so, I found myself sitting across from a boy named Evan. A very handsome boy named Evan, I should add, and the guy I'd been sort of set up with.
Basically, my friends had all been making a concerted effort to find me a boyfriend because, in their words, "I'd gone all shy again." Failing the boyfriend scenario, the plan was just to get me out of my shell and get me meeting guys a bit more.
It worked, I guess. I had found myself sitting across from Evan.
My friends had seen fit to inject a little insurance policy into the situation -- they sent my friend Tierney (bubbly 23-year-old supervisor at a Hollister store, and very cute) along to make sure things got off to a good start.
And she, in turn, had a plan B up her sleeve - the pack of cards.
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There were four of us in the living room. Tierney had decided that the right atmosphere to get things moving would have to involve her and a guy she was trying to bang. His name was Matt and he was hot. And, yes, there was very little doubt about whether he wanted to bang her in return.
I guess the stage was kind of set for them. For us, however, the night was very young. And if felt like anything could happen. Or nothing, if I fucked it up by being too much of a wimp.
So, I chugged the wine and promised myself I would say yes to whatever came my way. After all, it would have been pretty silly of me to say no when I thought Evan was really hot.
An hour in, we'd been getting along very well, but nothing had really happened that was in anyway getting me closer to my goal. We weren't even sitting next to each other or anything. It was clear there was a lot of attraction in the room and a lot of sexual tension in the air, but so far nothing had been done about it.
It was then that Tierney just blurted her story out.
"I need to tell you guys something." She grinned at each of us in turn.
"What, I said? Sounds like a big deal. What've you done?" I started laughing a little at the excited gleam in her eyes.
"Shit, no. Maybe I shouldn't. I mean, it's kind of naughty. I'm not sure I'm even supposed to be talking about it." The smile was still plastered all over her face.
Whatever it is, it's definitely coming out
, I thought, as she beamed around the room, waiting for reactions.
The guys didn't react. They simply waited. It seemed they had the same sense I did -- she was itching to tell -- so I joined them and said nothing.
It wasn't long before she couldn't resist any longer, and she was giving it all up for us. "It's just, I mean, I went to this thing at my friend's house."
"Yeah," I said, and shrugged at her.
"Well, it was..." She looked across at each of the guys. "Shit, I totally shouldn't be saying this at all." She started giggling to herself. "But it was so much fun."
"Ok, you do need to tell us now, before I have to come over there and tickle it out of you or something." I grinned at her, she grinned back.
"No, wait! Ok, I'll tell you. It was one of those nights that you have between girls, where you have samples and different things you can buy."
I stared at her. "Like, make-up, or something?"
She laughed. "No! I wouldn't bother telling you about that. What I mean is... it was..." She started giggling again. "Sorry if this is too much information. It was sex toys."
And... boom. The room went silent. Just like that, she had the attention of everyone. Especially the two guys.
Well done, T. Congratulations on ramping up the sexual tension to 99%.
I smirked. She had achieved it though. Up until that point, we'd all been struggling to get any kind of physicality between us. I'd started to think the double date hadn't been a good choice for making our first move with the guys. Now we had a lot of sexual intrigue and tension back on the table. A lot. And she had them eating out of the palm of her hand.
As the wine went down, Tierney explained to the boys about the several types of dildo she had at home in her bedroom, and a vibrator she'd hilariously named Christian, after her ex. At that point, she told me off for giggling, but I couldn't decide whether I found it cute or just a little silly.
Both the boys were looking at her like they wanted to take turns banging her on the living room floor, or even share her, right then. They had a point, too. Not only was she pretty and charismatic, she was also talking freely and confidently about masturbation. I didn't blame the guys one bit for want to fuck her into next week and I think she might have said yes if I hadn't been there. I kind of wanted her in that moment as well, although I was well aware she was very, very straight.
Having said that, I thought exactly the same about myself until a couple years ago.
Anyway, she was killing me, stealing all the boys' attention like that so, when she directed their focus at me with a question, I took the chance to answer it honestly.
"Don't go leaving me alone like this, Leah. It's time you got the spotlight on you a little bit. Don't you think, boys?"
Evan looked across at me, showing the corner of a wicked little grin and said "definitely." God, that smile was lovely. For a moment I wondered why we had to go through all this routine. I admitted to myself right then that I had to be as playful as she was being if I didn't want her to seem like the fun, flirty one and me just the boring one.
I guess the tone was being set.
Might as well dive in and enjoy answering,
I thought. And I was fully aware that I was going to gorge on the sexual tension. I looked Evan right in the eyes and smiled at him.
Shit. I'm drunk as fuck
. I remember feeling like I was opening the door to my fantasies and inviting him right in. The shyness was out the window.
"What, you wanna know if I have a dildo?" I held his gaze, setting the pace.
His wicked grin came back to the corner of his mouth. "I wanna know everything."
"Mmmmm," I said with a full smile. "Maybe."
The smile eased down and he took a long, deep breath in.
Now I have your attention, don't I gorgeous?