"I'm so busy. Would you mind fixing us a bit of lunch? There's some hummus and pita in the fridge, and I think there might be an English cucumber as well. "
Thank goodness I've got my guy. Since we've moved to Vegas, I've been incredibly busy. Between running back and forth between here and San Francisco, working like a mad woman, and dealing with all the details of buying our big beautiful Brady Bunch house, I've hardly had time to see (much less screw) the man that makes my pulse pound.
"Is this the English cucumber you were talking about?" I turned around to face my big bald sexy boyfriend pulling the plastic wrap on the cucumber back and forth like a foreskin and making a really silly face. "You're filthy, Love." I tell him while grabbing the cold green fruit from his hand and setting in on my desk.
Thirty seven seconds ago, he came into my office just to be silly and give me a good laugh- knowing I needed a tension breaker. These are the moments I love him most, the many times throughout the day when he effortlessly does just the right thing. His little gesture lifts my mood, and I am determined to return the favour with an incredibly deep, wet, sloppy, and heartfelt blowjob.
Come here, I say, and pull him towards me by his waistband. I unbutton his 1950's vintage denim jeans and quickly pull down the zipper. He jumps- he's not wearing underwear. He's escaped injury, but not exposure as his pants fall down a bit from the weight of his belt. I suck my index finger and run it from his belly button down to his lower pelvis just centimeters from the base of his penis, lightly brushing the golden hair on my way down.