There was great excitement in a small Yorkshire village when a film company arrived to shoot a remake of 'Wuthering Heights' on location. It was a major production, mainly financed with Hollywood money, thus an internationally famous American star was required to play Cathy. The rest of the cast were British, including a darkly handsome Heathcliff.
It all began when the owner of the cottage, Julia Cooper, opened the door to two men almost identically dressed in parkas and jeans, though there was a great difference in height and girth.
"Hi." The younger, taller and slimmer man beamed at her.
"Hello."
"We work for a film company and we're scouting locations."
"Oh, how exciting.."
"Ninety per cent boredom, ten per cent excitement."
"Are you making a film round here?"
"A remake of 'Wuthering Heights'."
"You've come to the right place."
"Bronte country." He smiled. Rather a nice smile. "My name's Jonty Trevalyan."
"Pleased to meet you."
They rather formally shook hands. The smaller man pushed his way inside.
"Are you the owner of this house?"
"Yes."
Julia had taken an instant dislike to this intruder. Jonty was still standing outside. She looked at him; he shrugged.
"I am Mark Selbie," the small man declared. "Art Director for Focus Productions and the new version of 'Wuthering Heights'."
"Oh. I see. Except I don't. Why are you here?"
"I was looking around a few days ago," Jonty explained. "I saw this cottage and thought it would be perfect for a scene in the film. I knocked on the door, but apparently you were out."
"You should have left a note."
"I agree, but it was absolutely pouring with rain and I was soaking wet. Been tramping around the district and got caught in a sudden downpour."
Julia laughs. "It happens on the moors."
"So, anyway, I thought I'd bring Mark see the place for himself before making a final decision."
"Wasn't your recommendation good enough?"
Jonty shrugged and gave her a small smile. "I'm only the Assistant Director."
"Sounds important."
"Nothing more than a gofer."
He stepped inside and Julia closed the door. She confronted the Art Director, who was poking around, looking through various doors.
"Can I help you?" Her voice was icily cold.
"Hope so. Splendid cottage you've got."
"I'm glad you think so."
"Late 18th century."
"Yes."
"Not modernised structurally."
"Is that a condemnation?"
"On the contrary. You're to be congratulated on leaving well alone. Too many people buy splendid old property then 'restore' it. I use the word advisedly. As far as I'm concerned, they're nothing better than vandals. But this...." he gestured with his arm. "....splendid. Good for our purpose, too."
Julia frowned. "Your purpose?"
"18th century, retaining its original appearance and set apart from all the other property."
Julia smiled. "Yes, my parents loved it. I haven't lived here for a number of years."
"Oh?"
"My father died a month ago and I inherited the property. I'm putting it on the market."
"Um." Selbie vaguely nodded, his thoughts elsewhere. "It's perfect for an interior scene we have when we see Cathy and Heathcliff having sex for the first and only time."
Trying to remember the story of 'Wuthering Heights', Julia frowned. "Does that happen?"
"It does in this movie," the Assistant Director cheerfully replied. "That's Hollywood for you."
"Naturally."
"Anyway, we wanted your permission to use this cottage. A few exterior shots, a couple of interiors. We'll refurnish completely for the filming. Period stuff, of course. Wall decoration; it all has to look right. Most of the action will take place in the master bedroom." Selbie opened another door. It was a cupboard. "Can I see it?"
"Oh, I don't...."
Jonty smiled. "Don't worry, Mrs....?" He raised his eye-brows, interrogatively.
"Cooper. Julia Cooper. I'm not married."
"Don't worry. When we're finished everything will be re-instated. You won't notice anything. We're pretty good at that kind of thing."
"Would I have to move out?"
"Not at all, as long as you don't mind living with a film crew and a lot of equipment for a few days. Some areas will be out of bounds, of course."
Julia grinned. "Such as the master bedroom."
Jonty smiled back. "Exactly."
"How long will you be?"
"Five days are scheduled."
"For one love scene?"
"It's a pretty hot one. No holds barred. Totally nude, very intimate. There's a couple of days rehearsal with clothes on so they know exactly what they're doing, then another with very little clothing, so they get the feel of each other...."
"A good way of putting it."
".....then a couple shooting it."
"I thought the director would call 'action' and they'd simply go through the motions of making love. After all, most of us frequently do it in real life."