Bogota Bang

"Colombia? As in drug cartels?!?"

My voice rose an octave and a half as my boss revealed himself to be an alien from the planet Moron.

"Who goes to Colombia? Do you realize that country's on the State Department's 'don't go there' list?" I continued in the same vein for a few minutes before allowing him to get a word in edgewise. He reminded me that all the major oil companies had major investments south of the border, that the advisory was for targets such as diplomats, and that regular business transactions were continuing unabated. I wasn't terribly reassured by all this. He tried to lay a guilt trip on me, pointing out that this would be a really good thing for the company to have under its belt, and that I was the only one who was available to take it, not that he was forcing me or anything. When he went on to describe the incentive compensation and how the client would arrange for a security escort, and by the way there was a $30 per hour incentive bonus, then I felt a little better. After all, my passport was current and I had no dates planned, so taking the job wouldn't really mess up my life. I told him I'd take it.

Then my boss gave me the kicker -- I'd have to leave in a week. Great. That wouldn't give me enough time to get anti-malaria shots and have them take effect. I eyed him with thoughts of mercenaries and torture flitting through my head, but the bonus money won out. Besides, there was a certain James Bond-ish thrill to the whole idea of going down there.

My roommate didn't see it that way when I got back to the apartment. "Colombia? As in drug cartels?!?" He added several pithy comments casting doubt on both my parentage and my sanity, concluding with "Guess I'll see you in the remake of Midnight Express."

Over the next week I arranged to put my email lists on vacation status, checked the Web on what to eat, drink and avoid, and crammed a week's worth of business casual into one piece of luggage. I'd have to use my laptop carrier for medicines and papers so I could get under the two-item carryon limit and not have to check any luggage. On most airlines that direction, checked luggage is another word for bye-bye.

I was all set by Friday evening, which gave me enough time to get my last McBurger for a while. And to see Angela and have my ashes hauled. I liked Angela -- she was a zaftig brunette with vibrant green eyes, something more than escort and something less than girlfriend, and she didn't mind if sometimes all I wanted to do was strip down and cuddle up to her backside for an hour. This evening I had more strenuous activities in mind, and I didn't leave her apartment until three hours later, having exercised all of the major muscle groups and some I didn't know were useful. I walked out of her apartment gingerly, trying to keep my aching empty balls from rubbing against the inside of my pants. I didn't even have the strength to get undressed when I got home, just fell onto the bed and collapsed.

My flight was Saturday afternoon. It was nothing exciting; the DC-10 was full up, the food was better than I expected and some Chris Rock movie was showing. There was a lot of turbulence -- the guy two seats to my right wound up with a rum and coke in his lap. I managed to get a couple of spotty naps anyway. When I landed at Bogota there was a minor hassle over my laptop, and I had to plug it in to prove that it worked. Also, they wanted to see the prescriptions for all of my medications. Finally, I made it through there, got my passport stamped, and looked for the uniformed company driver who was supposed to meet me.

The local company contact had been insistent about not taking any public taxis while I was in the country. I had a couple of nervous moments shaking off some shady-looking drivers who offered me a ride into town, but finally saw someone holding a sign with my name on it. Well, a reasonable approximation of my name. I waved and hauled my two bags over, and followed the guy out to the van where he put the bags in the back and I got to ride in the front. We chatted some on the twenty-minute drive, interrupted every so often as the van hit a bump or pothole and the seat slammed into my rear. It was a good thing my laptop case was padded -- this drive was worse than baggage handling would have been.

I arrived at the hotel, slightly the worse for wear but fully briefed on topics including which subjects to avoid in conversation, what the odds were on the Colombian team in the World Cup, where to get a good deal on jewelry (probably his brother-in-law, I was guessing), who to contact for security escorts and what the arrangements were to pick me up from the hotel in the morning. I checked in, got my room key, went upstairs and had just enough energy to take my hanging clothes out to unwrinkle before I took off my clothes and climbed into bed.

The first day of the job was very straightforward. I got up at 6:15, showered, got dressed, got my laptop and working papers set up, went downstairs and had a cup of coffee. A driver arrived promptly at seven, dispelling at least one stereotype about life south of the border. He and I went through a security scan at the front entrance, he went his way and I went mine, schmoozing with the staff until we started the first meeting at 7:30. We broke at noon for lunch, down in the building refectory. Then between working sessions, brainstorming and more meetings, we finally wrapped our daily review at 6:00pm.

Five of us stopped by security and picked up a driver, then went to dinner at one of the better restaurants, up in a high-rise with a revolving view of the city. We talked about office gossip, about the project, about sports. There was some conversation in Spanish, which I couldn't follow, but they kept that to a minimum. About an hour and a half later, they dropped me off at my hotel and I wandered up to my room to collapse, stopping in the lobby to get a daily paper. Up in the room I checked the TV channels -- outside of the Spanish-language programs there was just HBO, MTV and a Sony channel showing a variety of sitcoms. I looked through the ads in the paper but didn't see anything of interest, then flipped through the Yellow Pages. My rudimentary Spanish allowed me to identify the bars, some massage outlets (probably legitimate) and something that literally meant Turkish Baths. I made a few notes for reference, then flipped to the jewelry section and copied down some names and addresses.

The next day was like the first, with yet another driver; they must have had a number on staff, and they didn't seem to have a standard uniform. The work was longer, and we didn't get to our review of the day until 7:00 in the evening. I noticed during the day that there were very few women on staff, and that those who did work there were all pretty good looking. The group went out for dinner again, so I got to my room later than on the first night and still had to spend some time writing up my meeting notes.

I didn't have anything of visual interest on my laptop, because I'd heard tales of travelers who had their PCs seized by customs for pornography. I attempted to do some recreational programming, but my mind wasn't in it and I really didn't have the energy anyway, so I just went to bed that night.

On the third day, before I went up for the first meeting, I stopped by the security office and told them I'd need arrangements for an evening driver. I told them I wanted to go look for some emeralds and to check out the nightspots. At lunch that day, I stopped by the hotel in order to change a hundred and fifty into local currency. The bills made an uncomfortable bulge in my jacket pocket. We only worked until 6 that day, which left me a decent amount of time to go shopping. I went down to the security office, but they told me my escort would be at the front exit. So I went down to the front area and a guy in a driver's uniform was slouching by the door. I waved and went over to him. "You must be my driver," I said as I extended my hand to him, "Call me Brad." He took my hand and shook it, responding in kind, "And my name's Rogelio."

We got into a nondescript car and headed out. I told Rogelio I was looking for emeralds, and mentioned the place the airport driver had recommended. Rogelio made a rude face and muttered something in Spanish, short and probably derogative, then said only that there were better places to find quality gems. I looked around as he drove, noticing that there were high security fences around every residential building and barred doors and windows on the businesses. Apparently Bogota had the same sort of crime problems that you see in near-downtown Chicago or New York City.

We drove for a while until he pulled into a parking space somewhere outside the central business district. We stood outside the door as he pressed a buzzer, and when the door clicked loudly he opened it and we went in. The shop was small, but they did seem to have good stones. Rogelio turned out to have some knowledge of emeralds, and his advice was helpful as I settled on a couple of earring-size pieces for Angela and a stone that would make a nice pendant for the right woman. Also a ring for my mother; Mom was going to be surprised when I remembered her 60th birthday this year.

After that Rogelio suggested dinner, and drove us to a place off the tourist route. No decor to speak of, but the grilled meats were incredible. We chatted as we ate -- I talked about Dallas, my job, my roommate and my life. He related tales of foreigners he had taken one place or another and the troubles they had gotten into trying to use American behaviors in Colombia. I looked longingly at a baked coconut flan, but decided I'd best pass on dessert.

Over coffee, Rogelio asked what kind of nightlife I was looking for. I told him I was looking for a rubdown, adding "...something with the *personal* touch, if you follow me." A flicker of something went over his face. "That's not going to be in the best part of town," was his only comment, and our conversation came to a screeching halt. I paid the bill and we left the restaurant. Rogelio drove through the streets quickly and without small talk, leaving behind us the relative safety of heavy traffic and bright lights. We eventually pulled up under a flickering street light at a building where the small sign on the door said *"Masajistas -- femeninas"*.

We went in, finding a shabby waiting room which held a small coffee table and a sofa. A door next to a barred window was the only sign of business, and Rogelio rang the bell at the window. A middle-aged woman appeared, and he spoke with her in low tones and rapid Spanish. The woman looked at me oddly a couple of times, and Rogelio turned at one point to ask whether I wanted a man or a woman. *"Una mujer, por favor,"* I replied, and he nodded curtly before turning back to his conversation with the woman at the window. Finally, he turned back to me and said "Go down to the end of the hall. You need to put down at least 75,000 inside and get on the massage table. I'll wait out here. See you in about 45 minutes." A buzzer sounded, and Rogelio held the door open for me, a sour look on his face.

I went through the door and down the short hall, passing a couple of doors along the way. When I opened the door at the end, I was pleasantly surprised. The room was clean, although the paint in the molding was peeling. There was a small cabinet for the towels and lotions, and a place for me to hang my clothes. I pulled out a hundred thousand in local currency, did some mental math to come up to roughly $65, and put down an extra twenty thousand to be on the safe side. It seemed unlikely that I'd be able to do any negotiating in the room. I stripped, hung up my clothes, laying my socks and shorts on top of my shoes, and lay on my stomach on the towel-covered table. I was starting to doze when I heard the door open and close.

With my head down, I could only see her from about mid-belly down. Sandal-clad feet, tanned muscular legs topped by a fairly wide wraparound burnt orange skirt. I greeted her with a *"Buenas noches"*, but only got a noncommittal "mmmm" in response. I heard the sound of the lotion bottle being squeezed, and felt her hands on my upper back. She worked my shoulder blades and back muscles knowingly, eliciting more than a few grunts from me as she worked out the knots. She ran her fingertips up my sides, making me wriggle, but then got serious about my shoulders and neck. A pause, another wheeze of the lotion bottle, and she pressed her forearm alongside my spine, pressing and dragging her entire arm down my back. Instead of stopping at my waist, she continued on down sliding her whole arm between my asscheeks, her fingers fluttering along the way. I jumped and squirmed at this, lifting my hips to give my expanding cock some room. I settled down and started to relax again as she squeezed my thigh and leg muscles and worked from there down to my ankles. She spent quite a bit of focused attention on my calves and feet, and by the time she said *"a su trasero, por favor,"* I was purring way deep in my throat.

I flipped over onto my back and got my first good look at the rest of her. Late forties, I guessed; shoulder-length black hair topped an angular face with pretty brown eyes. An overfilled black athletic bra top completed the picture, and seeing that she had my attention, she took the top off. I felt my cock thickening as her breasts came into view, large dark nipples pointing right at me. She squeezed some lotion into her hands and leaned forward to rub the tops of my legs. I spread my feet outward to give her better access to everything, but that didn't get the reaction I expected. She frowned at that. Standing back for a moment, she barked, *"Puede usted quedarse quieto?"*

Not quite understanding her, I shook my head and said no. She pursed her lips, and then reached down on either side of the foot of the massage table. She brought out a couple of worn leather cuffs and quickly and efficiently fastened them to my ankles in their spread position. Then she strode to the head of the table and brought out a chin strap which went into place before I quite figured out what was going on. When she finished buckling my head down, she took some lotion and spread it over her breasts, then leaned over me and dangled them against either side of my face. *"Esta practico."* She shook her torso, slapping me in the face with her breasts, and sent her slick fingertips dancing down my sides and over my belly, stopping just short of actually touching my cock. I'm very ticklish, and in no time I was writhing from side to side, trying to escape her teasing hands but restricted by the face and ankle restraints.

Next she went to the side of the table and dragged her nails up the insides of my legs, grazing my balls. She leaned down as she did this and her hair brushed over my cock, making it quiver that much more. With one hand she toyed with my nipples, with the other she stroked under my balls, teasing my ass with one sharp nail. By this time I was almost throwing myself from one side of the table to the other, trying to force my painfully hard cock into contact with her hands, whimpering *"por favor, senora, por favor"*. Just when I thought I'd break down and start crying, she slid her hand between my asscheeks and rubbed her thumb in a spot somewhere under my balls. I gave out a strangled scream and came like a gusher, cum flying everywhere, landing on my belly, her breasts, up to my eyebrows. She stroked my balls, murmuring something musical as I gasped, groaned and gave up my load. Tears were running down my face, and when my cock slowed to a dribble she released the ankle cuffs, came up and cradled my face between her breasts, unfastening the chin strap as well. When my body stopped shaking, she took a moist cloth, cleaned me up, put her top back on and left. It was several minutes before I could sit up, much less get myself dressed.

When I came out to the waiting area, Rogelio put down the daily newspaper, sighed, and took a look through the window before opening the front door. We got into the car without wasting any time in that neighborhood, and headed off to the hotel.

On our arrival, Rogelio greeted the concierge, and without my asking he escorted me up to my room. In the elevator, Rogelio spoke up for the first time in over an hour. "I need to use the bathroom, if it's all right with you." I nodded, and when I opened the door to my room he went directly for the bathroom while I headed for the bed. I kicked off my shoes, pulled off my socks and wiggled my toes while he went into the bathroom. I turned on the TV and lay back to see what was on -- Meryl Streep in some movie being depressed in Egypt. I heard the toilet flush and the water running in the washbasin, followed by Rogelio gargling. Just as I finally worked out that the other actress was Tracey Ullman, Rogelio cleared his throat and I glanced up.

Make that, cleared *her* throat. Rogelio had doffed the uniform jacket and shirt, and I was looking at a very appealing pair of small breasts with lightly traced tan lines running up to her shoulders. I took a second and third look at the uniform pants -- I didn't see any bulge there. I started to turn red at the thought of Rogelio waiting and listening back at the massage place while I was getting my rocks off noisily.

He... She... giggled. "You should see your face! You don't know whether to get turned on or run like hell!" Rogelio came over to where I was sitting, pushed me so I fell back onto the bed, and climbed up on top of me, straddling my legs. "But I bet turned-on is winning, though!" Rogelio rested one hand on top of my crotch, and we both felt the erection pulsing there. She flexed her fingers over my balls and shook her breasts over my face. She spread her legs wider and settled down on top of me, one breast popping into my mouth as her hands moved knowingly to my belt and zipper. I sucked reflexively when her hand popped into my briefs and grasped my cock, tugging on it back and forth until it was at least as hard as the masseuse had made it. I wasn't anywhere near coming, though, when Rogelio sat up, popping her nipple out from between my lips. "Get undressed, gringo. I had to listen to you giving it up to that *puta* in town, now I want that for myself."

She didn't leave me any time to fold my clothes; by the time I had my slacks down around my ankles, she was nude. As pretty below as she was up top, with a sparse dusting of brunette pubic hair already glistening with her arousal. She pulled my pants the rest of the way off while I got out of my shirt, and we worked together getting rid of my underpants. "Lie back," she said, and swung herself around so that her thighs covered my face. I dove in, enjoying the tart sweetness of her while she breathed on my balls and surrounded by cock with her wet active mouth.

I was hard in no time, but without the sense of urgency I'd had earlier in the evening. Good thing, too, because she got off my face, held my cock up and lowered herself onto it. She rode me like a rodeo bull, rising and falling to her own rhythms and needs, while I just held onto her knees and stroked her legs, enjoying the feeling of being inside her. I watched, entranced, as a light flush spread over her breasts, chest and shoulders, and as I extended one finger to stroke her visibly-engorged clit she let out a deep moan and her pussy did some amazing things around my cock. I started wishing I *could* cum, as she slammed her hips down hard, grabbed her breasts, opened her mouth in a soundless "O", and then fell forward onto me in mid-spasm. I stroked her sweaty back and asscheeks until her eyes opened. "You're still hard," she said in some surprise. I shrugged, not a terribly effective gesture when you're flat on your back beneath a naked woman. She rolled her hips from side to side, then lay her head down on my chest while still clasping me inside her. "I *like* that feeling," she murmured in my ear, "... a lot," and yawned, then slowly dozed off in my arms. I was feeling a bit worn out myself...