Bridge Fund Raiser 01
"[Guzzle] Mrs. Shine, um, Miss Burns, um, I honestly can't tell if that's a disgusted look on your face or a smirk or just a big grin, so?"
"[Sip] oh, hey there, Ben, um, it started out as a disgusted facial expression because my ex-hubby had the nerve to show up here tonight with his new little blonde trophy wife and then it changed to a smirk because since Harold is my ex, then I know how long it's been since he has able to get it up, ahem, over 12 years, so that little gold digger cunt isn't getting anything in the bed and then my facial expression switched over to a big grin because I think I came up with a plan for revenge, mwahahaha!"
"[Guzzle, peers down lowcut dress] oh, I mean, Mrs., Miss Burns, I should really hear all about this plan, tee he, just so I can provide feedback, tee he, so?"
"[Sip] oh, I already know that my plan will be a logistical nightmare, Ben, but I swear, if the moon and the stars align tonight, then I will catch that little chickadee bouncing her perfectly round butt cheeks towards the Ladies room and then I'm going to follow right behind her, but that's where the logistic nightmare comes into play, so?"
"[Guzzle, talking to dress] ga, ga, ga, I mean, Miss, Mrs. Burns, um, knowing that revenge can be quite over powering, I mean, your plan sounds solid enough to me. I mean, first, the new Mrs. Burns shakes her trophy booty towards the Ladies room in that dress that she painted on and then you follow closely behind the new Mrs. Burns with your amazing and very natural hips swaying like the beat of a drum and then what, you both argue over who gave the biggest donation to Mrs. Bentley's fund raiser to install safety railings around the edge of the old abandoned walking bridge so the younger adults stop taking an unexpected swim then, hmm? And an argument is the same as a cat fight, tee he, right, Mrs. Burns?"
"Well, all I heard was I still have it in the backyard, Ben, so thank you, but the logistical nightmare comes when my revenge plan requires a younger stud, that I just so happen to know, then follows behind me, seduces me down to my knees right in front of those Botox induced set of puffy red lips, which will be gaped open when said younger stud wrecks my mouth with his fat cock! You know, like with a hard cock she hasn't known yet because no matter anyone says, Ben, men do go limp way too soon!"
So, um, folks, I'm Ben, I'm 21 and my heading is spinning around now, so, well, I made my donation to the fund raiser, so, well, hello, I'm Ben and one of my heads is spinning, so. Oh, I am not limp.
"[Guzzle, still peeking down dress] well, tee he, what could go wrong with that revenge plan then, right, Mrs., Miss, Burns, tee he?"
"[Sip] nothing, Ben, just as long as said younger stud that I'm familiar with really rocks and rolls my mouth like a cheap slut and just as long as Mrs. False Eyelashes stands there, staring on in awe, as I suck off a big fat cock like a cheap slut right in front of that 20 something with the still perky boobs!"
I mean, at least Mrs., Miss Burns has a few details of her plan ironed out, right, tee he?"
"[Guzzle] well, well then, Mrs., Miss Burns, I mean, Viva Le Fund Raisers then! Oh, and to cat fights in the Ladies room, tee he. Oh, and I'll keep my eye out for any double booty movements towards the Ladies room in a little while, so."
"[Sip] call me Betzy when you filled my mouth, Ben!"
You see, folks, this is why it's so important to attend and support your local community! You never know how the "returns of paying it forward" that people always talk about are going to work in your favor. Not that I was assuming that any of that plan was going to work, but hey, tee he, you never know until you give it the old college try, right?
"[Guzzle] and a fresh cocktail for the latest Mrs. Burns then, hmm?"
[Extends a fresh cocktail to the new Mrs. Burns. Who has amazing eyelashes!]
"[Giddy, fluttering eyes, giddy] tee he, oh, thank you, Ben, I don't mind if I do [guzzle, gulp, guzzle, gulp], ahh, just like prom night, tee he."
"[Guzzle] so, what are your dreams for the fund raiser then, Mrs. Burns? Also, waiter, waiter, one more, please."
"[Giddy] oh, tee he, Ben, I just hope that Mrs. Bentley raises the funds she needs to install safety railings on the old collapsed walking bridge so the people stop walking off of the edge, of course."
"Your summoned cocktail, sir."
"Oh, thank you, ah, fancy jacket dude."
[Hands off the next fresh cocktail to the latest Mrs. Burns]
"[Gulp] and that's my official response anyways, Ben. Unofficially, I hope that some stud that I'm familiar with follows me into the Ladies room and bangs me stupid from behind in the center stall because the doctors just keep replacing the batteries in the old geezer's pace maker, yet they don't have a battery pack for his limp dick! Ahem, all unofficially, of course, Ben, since my revenge, revenge plan seems to be a bit of logistical nightmare. So, what are your dreams for the fund raiser then, Ben, hmm, sweetie?"
"[Guzzle, peeks down] oh, I mean, I want Mrs. Bentley to secure the old collapsed walking bridge too, of course, but after that, I mean, other than that, I just hope that a bunch of logistics nightmares work out tonight, even if I feel a little on the outside here, Isabella, so?"
"[Gulp, pats Ben's chest] now Ben, I didn't reject you as much as we were just in different cliques back in school, so back off on that, okay, Ben? Ahem, however, since you brought up the good old days, hmm?"
"Oh, I'm listening, Isabella, so?"
"[Gulp] well, I'm not exactly sure how the logistics will work tonight, but if a certain stud that I know wants my pussy tonight, you know, like he has always wanted it, well, phase two of the logistics is that the said stud needs to be patient enough to allow me to shimmy this dress up and over my hips, alright? I mean, all of my stuff costs like a bazillion dollars now, but then, tee he, let the club sex banging from behind begin!"
"Waiter! Two more, please!"
"[Gulp] and oh, by the way, Ben, if a certain old broad in a bimbo dress, who goes by the name of "disgruntled old bat ex", follows us into the Ladies room, I mean, I would gladly turn a blind eye if you switched off from my pussy and filled her mouth with your cock, which will be very well coated with my pussy juices, which a stud should thrust and stab all around in her mouth so that she tastes my younger juices, which by the way, are just as sweet these days as on prom night when you snatched my undies, so?"
"Waiter, make them doubles! Doubles, I say!"
Oh, if I hadn't said it, Viva Le Fund Raiser's!
"Ben! Oh my, don't you look handsome tonight in your non formal sports jacket, tee he. So, are you parting with some of your money to help keep us younger adults safe from taking a swim in the river so unexpectantly then, hmm?"
[Shutterbug click, shutterbug click]
"Oh, Gina, hi, um, I'm here to fully support Mrs. Bentley's efforts and let me guess, LOL, are you the shutterbug for this event then, huh?"
[Keeping one eye peeled out for two bouncing balls wandering towards the restroom]
"Well, Ben, I mean, life is too short to let any embarrassing moments at one of Mrs. Bentley's fund raisers slip by without being captured on digital, right? Anyways, what's the scuddle bug talk for embarrassing moments tonight, which includes all forms of revenge, hmm?"
[Shutterbug click, shutterbug click]
"Oh, I mean, you didn't hear this from me, but the word is that if and when Mrs. Nancy Conners steps up to the open bar and stands too closely to the air vent that the type of skirt she is wearing is going to helicopter up and hover for a few minutes, so?"
"Hmm, interesting, Ben, I mean, if didn't hear this from me, but most women speak on the surface of how it's disgusting that a man asks for or steals her panties to whack off in, but deep down, a lot of women really like it and they get frustrated if they go so long without being asked to provide their undies for a man's self-pleasure or even asked to chip in and help out, so?"
"[Guzzle] oh, that's interesting back ay you then, Gina, but I swear, I did not snatch Isabella's panties during her prom night sex! I mean, I was pranked."
"Oh, well then, I actually meant that I thought highly of you back in the day, Ben and I would have given you my undies for the asking. And I would have chipped in, so?"
