This story happened in the early 2000s. Sadly I don't recall the specific year, but I was in grad school at the time and living in Brockton, MA so it had to be pre-2006. Brockton has, for most of its existence and even into the modern day, had a fairly active street prostitution scene. While I availed myself of it a fair number of times over the time I lived there, on this particular evening, I was not actively looking for a hooker but found one anyway.
I'd been driving home from running to an all night drugstore for something or other and had accidentally dropped a CD on the floor of my car as I'd tried to change it. Rather the fumble for it driving I pulled into a tiny parking lot right off of Main St so I could stop the car and see what I was doing. As I retrieved the eloping CD I saw a small, middle aged woman standing right near my driver's side window. She gave me the universal "roll down your window" hand gesture which I did.
"Hey, baby. You know this is resident only parking right?"
I began to explain that I was looking for my lost CD but I only got as far as looking before she, mistakenly thinking she'd taken my meaning, smiled and interjected.
"Oh, you were looking for a date? A date I can absolutely do." Had she not been leaning forward so strategically I might have corrected her. She looked to be in her forties but she still had a great figure, wavy dirty-blonde hair and a rack that still looked spectacular in a low cut, well worn tank top. It was mid autumn so it was chilly but the real Massachusetts cold hadn't set in yet so she was only wearing a dingy black hoodie but she had obligingly left it unzipped enough of the way to put her assets clearly on display. I unlocked my passenger side door and asked her to hop in.
A few minutes later we were pulling back onto the main strip and she began directing me to "her spot". We did the obligatory "you're not a cop are you" dance (though to her credit she began massaging me through my pants while we did it which was quite nice) and she eventually had me pull off onto a side road behind some recently built chain stores and asked me to shut off the car.
"So what were you wanting tonight, baby?"