5.1. Chapter Five:
This chapter opens on James, seated on the couch in a dirty, oversized t-shirt and a pair of ratty blue jeans. He sits with his legs parted, his big body taking up the center-most cushion and spilling over into the cushions beside him. Smiling, he watches Kendall as she enters from the right wearing a glossy nightgown that stops at mid-thigh. It is burnt orange in color and split at one side, showing off her thighs and her bare hips on one side as she walks. Her stiff nipples show through the top of the material as she joins him.
"No anal this time."
Kendall stops with her ass to you and turns. The night gown shifts, giving a peek at her bottom. She smiles at you, fluttering her eyelashes. "Really? I'm sure the fans aren't complaining."
"No, they're not, but I am. No. Anal."
Kendall gives a sensual, nonchalant shrug. She is wearing dark lipstick and dark mascara that make the nightgown color stand out. "Whatever," she purrs, and she joins James on the couch.
James stares at her with a wide-eyed grin. "I swear, you get fucking hornier every single god damn day."
Now smiling, Kendall rolls her eyes. "No. I just don't understand why the author wants us to fuck if they're going to get mad at us for fucking."
Arms still wide out, relaxed on the couch beside Kendall, James turns his grin on me. "She's got a point, bossman."
"I want you to fuck, but I don't want you to spoil the story."
"Oh, yes, your "spoilers"," she says, making the quotation marks with her fingers as she says the word. "Because there's someone out there who is reading this for the plot."
"Listen, just try to keep it in your pants long enough to get through the questions."
Kendall glares at me. "Be careful, KC, you're on thin ice with me. I don't care if it is YOUR story, I'M the one in it, which means I know more than enough to bury you if need be."
Looking between us, James laughs and says, "Be careful. I used to date her, and I can tell you firsthand what a mean cunt she can be when she's angry." Kendall reaches out beside him and pinches one of his big, fat arms. "Ow!" James recoils and frowns at her. "What the hell? I'm on your side here."
Still frowning, Kendall looks at me and sulks. "Just ask your stupid questions and get this over with."
"Okay, well, do either of you remember what happened in chapter five?"
The two of them exchange glances, and Kendall nods at James. "Do you want to try?"
James gives a humorless laugh and grins at her. "Now, come on, Kendall, we both know that you're the nerd here."
She rolls her eyes. "Really? You can't remember a chapter as important as this one?"
James shrugs.
"It's the chapter where I finally got waxed. I showed you my smooth pussy, and we fucked on the couch." She pats the couch they are on and says, "This couch. Remember?"
"I get plenty of pussy now that I'm in this story." James stretches nonchalantly. "It's hard to keep track anymore."
Sulking again, Kendall crosses her arms and glares at James.
"Didn't you tell me to be careful, James?"
James grins at me and undoes his pants. "I did, but I got something you don't. Something which keeps her nice and happy." Opening his pants, James pulls out his limp dick and wiggles at Kendall. "Seeing this puts you in a better mood, don't it?"
Kendall stares at his dick for a moment, her expression not changing, and then she looks at me. "Next question, please."
"But you didn't answer the last question."
Kendall pauses, holding James' dick. She blinks. "I didn't?" James laughs beside her.
"You didn't. Remember, you were supposed to tell me what happened in this story?"