Holly and I sat naked on the front porch swing until the full force of the fast moving front drove us back into the house. The white-blonde hair on her arms bristled at the sharp temperature change as did two very punctiliar nipples. Strange, as George Costanza had once commented to Jerry, how it had exactly the opposite effect on the male body!
Twilight had quickly been captured by a black-as-coal sky. Foreboding storm clouds forced their way across the fields of violently swaying corn. This far out of town, there were no other lights to be seen other than the one observed in the barnyard behind the house hanging at the end of a serpentine conduit pipe stapled to an old weathered telephone pole. It had one of those old corrugated tin top hats and it and it alone was the sole lighted sentinel for miles.
"This doesn't look good, Buster. Grab the storm lantern sitting on top of the drier while I grab a few things from upstairs and I'll meet you at the back door."
While I waited for Miss Nude Universe to return, I grabbed what was left of the lemonade out the fridge, drinking half of it, pouring the rest of it into the green aluminum glass as Holly raced back into the room.
"Come on! Just leave the house open. It can't harm anything."
The driving rain had begun to clink. The sheet metal roof of the house and both rust wagons sitting just outside the storm cellar were voicing their displeasure as pea sized hail began to intermingle with the driving rain.
There was a sort of reverse Wizard of Oz coloration morph thing going on after Holly sealed the door behind us and struck a match to light the old oil burning storm lantern. As Holly had earlier described, the storm cellar was big. In point of fact, it was a lot bigger than Holly had led me to imagine. I let out a slow whistle.
"You stay down here in the winter?" I asked, astonished by the consideration.
"What?"
"Well, I mean. . ." I hesitated to tell my hostess my true thoughts of her underground bungalow.
"Ya? Go ahead say it."
And I might have if a large and heavy crashing sound hadn't suddenly startled both of us. Whatever it was, it had landed on the metal door, seemingly sealing our doom.
"Wait!" she shouted as I moved to try to open the door. "Wait until the storm passes!"
I had heard of babies being ripped out of their mother's arms and passengers sucked out of their cars as tornados passed over head. I gave weight to her alarm, turning back to her.
"I just hope we can get out at all," I shouted as the storm raged outside.
"I just hope my house is still there!" she cried in sudden alarm.
"Is there another way out of here?" I continued to shout above the storm, peering into the black recesses of the cave like cellar.
"Wouldn't be much of a storm cellar if there was. Duh!"
Holly's normal levity had temporarily abated as I saw real concern in her face.
"I suppose if we had to, we could try and dig around the stove pipe -if it ever came to that. I have a shovel down here as I got scared last winter when we had that heavy snow warning. And I probably would have gotten stuck down here if the winds hadn't blown most of it away. So yes, I've thought about it. And no, there aren't any quick ways out of here other than that door."
As fast and all consuming as the roar of the storm had been, it's passing equaled it in silence. I turned back to the door!"
"NO!" Holly screamed. "Sometimes there is a calm before the real storm hits. Where have you been all your life, Buster?"
Though I had spent the last twenty years in Whosville, I personally had never had the pleasure of encountering a tornado close up. For whatever reasons, the one or two a year visitors had always struck south of town, damaging crop but not home -at least to my knowledge.
"Oh," replied the Tin Man without a brain.
Eventually it dawned on me that Holly was still naked. She had white breasts with an equally white panty line, though I doubted she worn them that often.
"What?" she again enquired as I stood staring at her. "Whaaaat?" she demanded, hands now on hips, leaning forward a bit to give her demand bite.
"Nothing."
"My ass!"
"Exactly," I countered, smiling as the maneuver set her breasts asway.
Turning only her shoulders, Holly did a quick inventory of her behind, asking, "Do I have something on me?"
"No. I was just looking at your tan lines. I like tan lines. The more pronounced the better. . . . and you've got really great one's.
"You think?" she asked, taken aback by my assessment. "Wait a minute, are you referring to tan lines or these?" she winked, pointing to her breasts.
"Oh ya, those too!"
I wasn't sure how much time had passed but the silence outside the green door continued. With guarded permission I tried the door. It took both of us plus a bit of leverage from Holly's shovel, before the door opened enough for me to work myself out. A large tree limb had, indeed, as I suspected, fallen across the door. Calling back down to Holly for advice, she told me to be careful but she thought there was an old logging saw in the shed next to the pump house. Asking me to wait a minute, she returned with an old extruded aluminum flashlight. It seemed everything about Holly's heaven (except for those magnificent breasts) were either old or weathered -or both.
"WAIT!" I heard her shout as she tossed me my old blue-jean shorts.
"Wouldn't want you to injure anything important!" Her mischievous grin was becoming endearing to me.
It took me a good five minutes to rummage through the shed to find the old five foot two-man hand saw. Though rusted, the teeth looked straight and sharp. Another fifteen minutes was needed before I had enough of the heavy branch cut off to where I could actually push the rest of it off to one side. Holly swung the cellar door open, laughing at me as she held the storm lantern aloft.
"Aren't you the sight?"
Covered with sawdust, dirt and a few stick-to-your-naked-skin leaves, I grimaced, asking if there was an outside hose or something to rinse off with.
"Turn your light over on the house."
Holly grabbed hold of the flashlight, directing toward the house surveying for damage. The tree limb had come from old man willow that sat ten, maybe fifteen feet to the left of the cellar door. The trucks remained where they had been parked though there was a crack in my windshield -of course- and multiple hail marks on both cabs and hoods. One good thing about driving rambling wrecks, one didn't have to give second thought to minor things like dents. All it gained was a little more character and yet another story to be told.
It seemed that the house was another matter. There were only three windows in the westward facing side of the house. All three were missing glass. The screen door had nearly been ripped from its hinges. However, from initial inventorying, at least the sheet metal roof looked in tack.
"I've got some cardboard stored away in the house," she offered, "I suppose we could cut it to size and stuff them in the windows for now. The door was in need of new hinges anyway. I've got some in the shed. We can work on that in morning. I don't see much else. Do you? When I heard that limb hit the door, honestly, I was scared that it was one of the trucks." I watched as the lithe blonde bomb shell of a woman grow all stiff before a shiver rattled her shoulders and her head give a brief shake. "I don't get scared easy. But then, I'm not ready to die a long slow death being buried alive in my own storm cellar."
Holly disappeared back down into the cellar. Throwing out my still soaked t-shirt and underpants, she stepped out still pulling up the elastic bodice of a dingy yellow sundress, struggling to get it up over her boobs.