This started one Saturday evening when I got a call from my friend Dan. He had been in the pub for a few hours before he called me. He had gone to watch the football, with his friend from work. After the game had finished his friend had gone home, but Dan wanted to carry on drinking. This is why he gave me a call.
Dan and I had been friends since school. We were not that close while at school, but after uni we saw a bit more of each other and became good friends. Well, good drinking buddies.
A lot of our other friends were married and not allowed to go out drinking, so we would often meet up for beers. We were both 28 years old now, I guess, thats why a lot of our friends were married, although Dan was also married, he always had time to go out for beers. He had Married Vicki when he was 24, Vicki was only 19 when they married. I always thought that they were both too young to get married, but they seemed so much in love that they both felt that it was right.
As I mentioned earlier, Dan always managed to find time to go out for a beer or three. I was pretty sure his wife didn't appreciate it. In fact I knew she didn't, as he would always tell me about her moaning. Over the years I often wondered why they were still married. She did sound like a bit of a bitch. I guessed he put up with her as she was so fit. She had an astonishing figure. I presumed that the sex must have been too good for him leave her. She also earned pretty good money in her job. Dan was always in and out of work. So I guess the sex and the security of an income was good.
This night was much like most of our nights in the pub. Dan usually drank at least 2 beers to my 1. Then once he was sozzled he would complain about work and then finally his wife. We were both pissed and I asked him why he doesn't just divorce her. I questioned him about their sex life, I asked him why he didn't want to leave her? Was it because the sex was too good? He laughed and told me that they don't have sex anymore. He said that it used to be good, but they haven't done it for ages. I wasn't sure how long ages was, but I didn't want to push it. He seemed pretty pissed off about it. I quizzed him about the money too. He confirmed that she pays for most stuff, but said that he would ways be able to get by without her money!
Around 11ish Dan was wasted, so I got a taxi. Dan said he would walk. As soon as we left the pub things changed a bit though. He could barely walk! So I insisted that he get in my cab and I drop him off home.
We got out of the taxi at Dans house, I got out the car and helped Dan out of his side of the car. I asked if he was ok to make his own way in. I wanted to get back in the taxi and go home. He slurred something that slightly resembled a yes. Before I got back into the car I waited for him to make it down his path, but he fell into his front garden, he was unable to get up!
I paid for the taxi and helped Dan into his house, I fumbled around in his pockets and, eventually, found his house keys. I had to pretty much carry him up the stairs and drop him onto his bed. I took his shoes and jeans off. That was as far as I went. I threw a blanket over him and went back downstairs. I helped myself to a beer and checked for an Uber to take me home. There wasn't any around!
I decided to watch a bit of TV and wait to see if one came my way. I made my way into the living room and got comfy on the huge L shaped Sofa. I sat on the side away from the L, it had a small table near it. Which was perfect for my beer?
10 minutes later I heard the door go. It was Dans Wife, Vicki. All I could think was "Shit" she was going to be pissed off. I hadn't seen Vicki for almost a year. She was always OK with me, but over the year that I hadn't seen her Dan had told me all the things she had done and she seemed to have turned into a right bitch.
I was in her housed and I didn't want to cause any trouble. I decided to go on the charm offensive to try and soften the blow. "Hi Vicki, It's John. I had to help Dan home as he was wasted. I'm just waiting for a Cab."
Vicki walked into the living room. Wow! She was looking good. Vicki was about 5' 7" Tall, with a slim, toned, athletic build. Tonight she was wearing black stilettos, Skin tight, light, blue jeans and a black crop top. Her blonde, shoulder length hair was down. It was usually tied up. As mentioned, Vicki has an awesome figure! She was a tennis coach, So she kept herself in shape, but very rarely showed off her figure.
She would usually be in baggy sports wear. Tonight, however, she was indeed showing off her amazing figure. Surprisingly she had nice size breasts, considering she was so athletic. They were a nice B cup, but this must have been the 1st time I'd seen her showing off her cleavage. Her jeans looked like they had been sprayed on too. I was certain that her arse would look good in them.
"Hiya John, I haven't seen you in ages. It's no surprise that Dan is wasted again. Spending more of our money on booze" Vicki said as she walked in the room.
She seemed to be a bit drunk too, but also in a good mood.
"I hope you don't mind, but I helped myself to a beer." I replied.
"Of Course I don't mind. Why would I? Do you want another one?"
"Yes, Sure. Are you going to have one" I replied.
I was surprised that she was being so pleasant. Maybe it was the booze, or maybe I had only heard one side of the story and she wasn't really as much of a bitch as Dan made her out to be?
"I think I'll have a glass of wine" Vicki said as she walked out to get the drinks.
My earlier assumption was correct, her arse looked amazing as she walked off into the kitchen. The denim clung to her pert bottom and I could make out her perfect little cheeks.