Hi, my name's Leslie. I know you want to just dive into the final installment of Allen's silly little story; but before you do, just let me interrupt for a moment to give you the woman's perspective on the issue. You see, Allen's such a total dweeb. I mean, he can't control his erections, and he's always leering at the breasts of other women who come into the store where we work.
Also, the guy has needed a serious ego adjustment for a long time, and we girls, that is me, Mom and Anna, came to the conclusion that it would be up to us to make sure that Allen got exactly what he deserved. So, I hope you'll enjoy the "big" surprise that we prepared for him. And by the way, I got to see the whole thing, along with a couple of other people. In other words, it was our turn to "get in line."
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As Anna showed me to the door, I was already begging for another session. However, she was relentless. Oh, my sweet, you were so cruel!
"Now, Allen," said Anna, "I have other clients coming soon for their session, too. So, you'll just have to make another appointment."
"Next Saturday," I asked, "same time?"
"Well," she said, "I already have someone booked for that time slot. I mean, business has been booming lately, with summer and all. But maybe I can squeeze you in that evening, say about 6 o'clock."
"That'd be great," I said. "Can I bring a couple of buddies along? I mean, I'd do anything to help you increase your business, even referring new clients, if that's what you needed."
"Well," said Anna, "new referrals have contributed a lot to the growth of my business. Of course, yours would get a free sample, just like you did, to kind of help them decide."
"No, no," I said, "I'd be willing to cover for them. Just as a gesture of appreciation to you. I guarantee that they'll want to subscribe almost immediately."
"O.K., Allen," said Anna. "I'll just charge it to your credit card in advance. Then, they won't know that you were treating them."
"Great," I said. "We'll be here next Saturday, 6 sharp."
"See you then," she said.
Oh, boy! Now was my chance to get pay back from Ted and A.J. for all those times they stiffed me with the bill for using my computer to visit porn sites on the web. I called up each of them during the week and got their commitments. I told them that it would be $2.95 a minute, and that they could pay me when I picked them up on Saturday. After all, Anna would get her money, I'd get mine back from them, and they'd get the kind of entertainment they truly wanted. I figured that that would make everybody happy across the board. So, on with the show!
We got to Anna's right before 6. As we were approaching her drive, a truck was pulling out of it. I saw the face of the driver, and it was that old guy that had come into the store on the same days as Anna did. I guess he had gotten in line ahead of us. No matter. Now, it was our turn.
Anna met us at the door wearing her purple robe again. Man, she looked good! Ted and A.J. couldn't get their eyes off her, which was making me kind of jealous. I was relieved, when she told them that she'd be busy, and someone else would be entertaining them on the tube. I liked to think that Anna was for my viewing pleasure only.