This story is purely fictional and should be read as such.
The other night I was looking around for a game of Madden 2004 online. For those of you that don’t know Madden is the premiere football game right now. After a few minutes I get a challenge from some with an 0-6 record, to me that says free win. I also happened to be in the headset 420 room at the time so when that quiet little voice came up I was surprised. Now in my time I have run into a few younger kids usually around 13. For the most part it is ok but I would rather play with people my age. So intrigued by this voice I ask “how old are you man”, when she replies “I’m 18 and I’m not a man.”
At first I was skeptical but I heard her talking to her Dad, and no Dad in his right mind would let his son say he was a 18 year old girl. Of course as I had predicted I was stomping on Christina pretty badly, and after the first quarter her Dad decided to hit the sack. We conversate over the headset for a little while talking about nothing in particular, and then she says to me “you know that I’m really weird.”
I knew the second she said this she was baiting me into something, but what and why. I decided to take it and ask why; her response was not untrue to the statement. “Well I like to get online and get wet.”
“What?!?” I said more calmly than you would think. My heart rate began to rise a little as I sat there in disbelief. “You know, she said, I like to get wet.”
Still very taken back I couldn’t accept what this girl was saying and let it go. Knowing me though I wasn’t about to let a statement like that go untested. We talked a little, me still not really having any ideas if you know what I mean. I asked what she looked like and what she liked to do, simple buttering up topics. I even mentioned my girlfriend a few times in my protest of what she was trying to do, and in my denial of what I was trying to do. Soon enough the conversation found its way to sex. I said “What’s your favorite position.”
Her response was not unnatural in that she liked to be on bottom. Of course she then asked me “What’s your favorite position.”
I smirked because just as she had baited me in I was now baiting her in. “I like to have sex standing up, to take a girl put her back against the wall and fuck her good.”