I imagine that some clever soul came up with the saying that men think with their dicks a huge percentage of the time and as much as I hate to admit it, they were right. I mean, here I am, in the basement of a certain university library in the City of Ottawa, Ontario, fucking the hell out of the hijab-wearing Somali cleaning lady. Damn, the things a man does in the name of lust, eh? In case you're wondering who this is, the name is David Jacques Lemieux. Friends call me D.J. for short. I'm a Haitian guy with a big fascination for all things Somali, with the exception of their strict religion. I'm as liberal and secular as can be, so Islam doesn't work for me but I'll talk the talk and pretend to walk the walk if it means getting some Somali pussy.
I have seen this Somali cleaning gal around the school so many times. The other students usually ignored her like they ignore all staff people, but not me. I was always polite and friendly to the pretty, thirty-something Somali cleaning lady with the nice smile and big booty. Her name was Halima Muhammad. A lot of people look down on those who do menial jobs. Me? I'm not a rich brat like so many of the students at this university. I'm on scholarship, and I work as a security guard on weekends to make some money. I know what it's like to work hard. That's why I've got much respect for folks who work for a living, no matter their occupation.
Now, the university I attend is quite diverse. Lots of students from places like Brazil, France, Germany, South Africa, Cuba, Haiti, Yemen, Colombia, Somalia, Lebanon, Jamaica, Mexico and other places. I'd say that about half the student is of non-Caucasian origin. Pretty good for a Canadian school, eh? Anyhow, ever since I moved to the capital region of Canada from my homeland of Haiti, I've been fascinated by Somali women, especially the ones who dress conservatively. I get a boner when I see a big-booty Somali chick wearing a hijab. I've even become hooked on internet porn featuring hijab-wearing chicks of various ethnicities engaging in sexual activities with guys and girls. Kind of extreme, I know, but what's a guy to do? I can't help what turns me on any more than you can!
The Somali chicks in Ottawa, Ontario, tend to stick to guys from their community, and the few times that I've seen Somali women with non-Somali males, they were with Arab guys or white males. What's a Haitian man to do when he's dying to get some Somali pussy? I was sitting in the second floor of the university library, browsing through WebCT and trying to do this paper for my law class. It's worth twenty percent of my grade, and it was due Friday. Monday night and I've only done two out of the eight pages required, and I'm still goofing off on Facebook while listening to music on YouTube. I swear, the library is the easiest place to get distracted when you're in university. I could probably get more work done in the university food court than up here, man.
Anyhow, I was sitting there, procrastinating like only a brother can, and that's when I got this call from this chick named Stacey Etienne, whom I used to know back home. Stacey and I were both lucky enough to win international scholarships to study abroad after the 2010 Haiti earthquake. She found herself at a university in Paris, France, and I ended up at a big school in Ottawa, Ontario. Just a couple of Haitians pursuing higher education outside of our beloved Republic of Haiti. Stacey and I were boyfriend and girlfriend at a certain Catholic institution back in northern Haiti, and we remained close even after our relationship ended. The two of us really got into it over the phone that day. It was around eight in the evening when I got the call from Stacey, she was all the way in Paris, and called my ass in Ottawa. We talked for hours, catching up and stuff. Before I knew it, it was ten. The thing is that the school library closes at nine, and I ended up all by myself in a stairwell, long after closing time.