I met Amy via one of those online adult dating sites. You know, the 'free' ones which end up being useless unless you give them your credit card number and pay a monthly fee?
She had an extensive photo gallery of herself on her profile, username handjob_amy69, which I thoroughly enjoyed perusing and jerking off to. She had rich auburn medium-length hair with cute box-bangs which framed her gorgeous light-skinned face which dimpled when she smiled. Her body was petite, except for her tits which were ridiculously overdeveloped, i.e. perfect. Her nipples blasted forth in the blustery autumn wind from beneath her snug-fitting band T-shirts and jutted out like cherries atop her massive round Jello-pudding boob-spheres. Her legs were as long as the list of porn-stars I'd like to fuck, slender, graceful and sexy. Her ass was medium-sized and utterly perfectly sculpted. Her cunt and asshole she kept immaculately waxed bald. She was not ashamed of posing in the nude even in the most pornographic of postures, in fact judging by her profile pics, she seemed to relish it.
But all this I'd only seen from her profile pictures on the site. At first I was well aware that she could have in fact been a fat disgusting bald gay male trucker, so we agreed to meet in a very public place first. But she turned out to be hotter than hot; we hit it off and decided to catch a movie together. But before we went, she told me something a little strange:
'John, it's nothing personal, what I'm about to say. It's just how I do things since joining the dating site. I like you so far, and I want to go out with you. But even if things go super well, we won't be having more than three dates; three dates is my maximum. I know it must sound strange, but... can you respect that?'
'Well yeah, ok. Can I ask you why?'
'I'd really rather not get into it. Is that too weird, or do you think you can you handle it?'
I told her I could manage and we headed off to a theater together.
I couldn't even tell you what the movie was about because as soon as the previews began, we started making out in the back row of the theater in the dark, groping each other and eventually stroking each others crotches... hard. I could soon feel her getting wet even through her jeans.
But before I could drag her out of there and suggest we go find a room, she carefully undid my fly- right there in the theater- slipped her hand in, briefly massaged my balls, and then pulled my hard cock out into the open air.
I heard her snapping open a tube of something and applying it to her hand, and then- bliss! she touched my dick with her hand again: it was Vaseline (and such a sweet sensation!)
Her warm Vaseline'd hand felt so sexy on my horny dick! She slid her hand slowly up and down the length of my raging cock, sliding nearly frictionlessly along my hard twitching shaft amidst the oily lubricant. Meanwhile she kissed my lips. Her soft delicate mouth tasted like strawberries and I wished I could fuck her.
I groped one of her huge tits and hard nipples in the dark through her T-shirt as she jerked me off in the back row. Then I slid my hand up underneath her shirt and felt up the real thing; it was soft yet firm, huge, warm and awesome, with the sexiest huge hard nipple I'd ever touched. The touch of her amazing boob made me want to cum immediately, but I held on a bit longer.
It was sheer bliss to have her jerking my cock this way, slowly yet firmly with Vaseline, my hand squeezing up her enormous chest, and her lips and tongue pressed into mine.
I began subtly bucking my cock up into her jerking hand beyond my control, and she slowly sped up the speed of the thrusts of her Vaseline'd hand along my rod. She jerked me for several more minutes until the pleasure was finally too much to endure. I squeezed her massive tit for dear life and thrust my hungry tongue down her throat as her hand beat my dick at an astounding tempo.
And finally, I let fly. Cum flowed up my dick from my balls and erupted out of the tip in a long rope of ecstasy-jelly, splattering down on my stomach and crotch, the seat, and her jerking hand. I sank back into my seat convulsing euphorically as I came mind-bendingly hard, her hand still a pumping blur on my still cumming dick. I nearly cried out in uncontrollable pleasure, but managed to maintain it to a rather loud groan. (It was fortunate I didn't cum on anyone sitting in front of us! Anyway, the nearest people were a couple rows away.)
'Shhhh!' some shits in front of us hissed.
Amy pulled out some tissues and mopped me up once my orgasm had subsided. I stuffed my bewildered sausage back into the pants and caught my breath.
Shortly thereafter I returned Amy the favor. I kissed her sexy mouth, slowly undid her jeans and slipped a hand down into her honey-zone.
Her pussy was wet from the excitement of jerking me off, hot and smooth as porcelain. I explored its hot slippery folds with my fingers, teasing her expanding clitoris, until finally sinking my middle finger into her tight hole.
She let out a quiet sigh and pressed my hand deeper into her pussy.
I gently worked her cavern, paying special attention to the roof, until she'd dilated and then I added two more fingers. She held my head firmly onto hers and kissed me passionately as I fingered her exquisite wet cunt. Finally I was pumping four fingers up her twat, massaging the roof and presumably her G-spot, as she was bucking her hips up into my fucking fingers in desperate pleasure.
'I'm gonna cum!' she whispered barely audibly into my ear, then suddenly she gushed and her hips spasmed, bucking into my hand as she came hard. She gripped her own tits and squeezed them hard as she shook and came, my hand still pumping in and out of her wet fuck-hole.
I know she was trying to be quiet, but she couldn't help letting out muffled squeaks of pleasure as she came, and then unfortunately a rather loud pornographic-sounding exclamation of, 'Oh fuck!'
'Shhhhhhh!' came the shits from in front again.
We kissed, mopped up, and stayed for the rest of the film, but I was in a daze... a horny and cum-drained daze, and didn't notice a thing on the screen.
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