So.... I fucked a celebrity that I met on Craig's list. Not much of a beginning, especially when the entire time I talked to him before we finally met, I was trying to convince myself not to meet him. Who does that anyway? Certainly not someone like me! I consider myself to be very stable and cautious, maybe too cautious sometimes, and I never take unnecessary risks.
We were talking for about a week, and this guy just seemed too good to be true. Not only was he a celebrity that I'd read about in the past, he was also ex-military (and high ranking too), had his own private beach in Malibu, and was currently well on his way to his second master's degree. People like that just don't exist on Craig's list, right? When I finally gave in and decided to meet at a public place, he picked a restaurant in Malibu and I headed down.
When I got there, I instantly got that tingly "uh-oh" sensation when I noticed the restaurant was closed. I immediately looked them up on my phone to see if they were permanently closed or just closed that night. It turned out they were just closed on Monday and it was Monday. So I calmed myself a touch and went over to the gas station nearby and parked there instead. I didn't want to wait in an empty parking lot for some stranger. Should I have turned around right then? Maybe. Prudence would say yes. But I was so damn curious whether this guy was really who he claimed to be.
Okay, more about him. He's a very interesting guy, not just in his Don Juan approach to women, but also in his life experience and level of intelligence. He really is an accomplished and provocatively intelligent person. That combination just can't come in a pretty package, hence the serious curiosity when he claimed to be "devastatingly handsome." Granted, I saw pictures before I went and recognized him from when I'd read about him before. I rated him maybe 7/10 from pictures alone. Good looking, but not drop dead gorgeous.
After parking at the gas station I let him know where I was and asked if he knew the restaurant was closed. He'd evidently forgotten it was closed on Monday and apologized. He pulled in at the gas station and got gas first; when I saw him I was pretty sure it was him just from his stature alone. But he didn't look exactly like his pictures. When I say this man is not photogenic, damn is he not photogenic. In person he was easily 10 times hotter.
So he saunters up to me and says hi, and all I can do is stare for a minute. The guy is drop dead gorgeous and obviously a surfer from the way he's built. He towers over me at 6' 4" and is 240lbs of gorgeous muscle. After I get out a greeting, he mentions he needs to grab a couple things from the minimart before we go.
Once he was done shopping, he had me follow him back to his place. He started by taking me to his private beach and we spent a good amount of time down by the water talking about the kinkiest things I've done, and what I do and don't like.
After the conversation had lulled he said impishly "I owe you a spanking don't I".
With that, he instantly forced me over the rock bench, hiked up my skirt, and smacked me hard. Before I could even process what had just happened, he pulled me to my feet by my hair and kissed me forcefully, stealing my breath and definitely leaving the impression he was in charge.