Good Muslim girls aren't supposed to get naughty thoughts about Infidel men, I told myself for the thousandth time as I checked out James Wilbur Etienne's oh-so fine ass in those tight blue jeans he wore. By Allah, why are the hottest guys in the world all Christian? It would be harder for devout Shiite Muslim gals like me to get tempted if our own men weren't all hairy, sweaty and sporting unibrows. Ahem. If Imam Abdullah of the Hamid Mosque could hear my thoughts, I'd catch hell from him for it for sure. Fortunately, the Creator did not bless men with the ability to read women's minds and this Somali gal counts her blessings silently.
My name is Amal Abdul-Mutallub, and I was born in the town of Mogadishu, Somalia, but raised in the City of Toronto, Province of Ontario. At five-foot-one, dark-skinned and chubby, I'm as nondescript as any woman ever born. I am as Canadian as maple syrup, whatever that means. I study business administration at York University. In my Marketing class, I ran into a handsome African-American guy named James Wilbur. He comes from the City of Brockton, Massachusetts, and has been living in the City of Toronto for a year and a half. We get a lot of Americans in the City of Toronto. Most of them are just visiting, though. Not James Wilbur Etienne. Born in Massachusetts to Haitian immigrant parents, he's an international student at York University. And he's by far the cutest Black guy on campus. The one with the fantastic ass and almost angelic face.
Us Muslim girls are warned away from Christian men by our fathers, and also our brothers. Christian men are sexy, and tricky. They can make you have impure thoughts. They have no restraint whatsoever. I see a lot of Christian men making out with Christian girls all over the City of Toronto. Those damn Infidels have no sense of shame. They grab each other's butts, fondle each other on the bus, the train and everywhere else. It's almost like having a porno happening right in front of you, especially in the summer. Not that I've ever watched a porno film. Pornography is considered haram in Islam and I am a good Muslim gal. Okay, in the name of the Creator, I will be completely honest here. I have seen a porno once but it belonged to my brother Mohammed. He's not the devout Muslim that I am. He only prays four times a day, and he also smokes cigarettes and dates big-booty Jamaican chicks who aren't even Muslim. He seems to prefer Christian women because they are always ready to have fun. Christian women will have sex with a man they meet after knowing him for ten minutes. Muslim women wait for marriage, just like Allah himself intended.
