"I'm tired," I said as I continued up the winding trail. It has been a long climb to reach this point. My map indicated that I was a less then a mile away from the river. Taking a swig from my water bottle I realized that I better hope I was less then a mile away as my bottle was now empty. It is amazing how much water one can drink when your body is active. I continued onward.
In the distance I could hear the gurgling of water as it ran over rocks. A little while later, spreading the foliage with my hands I could see the river, or to be more precise the mountain stream. The sound of the water reminded me of all the water I had drank and that I had not urinated in a long time. Standing now at the bank I unzipped my pants, pushed aside the material of my jockey shorts and withdrew "Lucifer," as my last girl friend had called my penis. It seemed that I had a way of making Janet do things that she considered dirty and liking it, and I guess it was easier for her to call my penis Lucifer then to call me the devil. At the thought of some of those things Janet and I did Lucifer started to stir, and gently stoking the hardening length I remember just how much fun we did have.
Waking from those wonderful thoughts I looked a Lucifer and told him, "not now Lucifer we have other things to do." Thinking about work I was able to relieve some of the pressure of my prostate and was able to start peeing. From a small weak stream to a ragging torrent my water gained force and I started to see just how far I could pee. Pulling Lucifer upwards I gained a nice arch that reach almost 7 feet before hitting the stream. "Not bad," I say out loud.
"I can pee farther," I hear a woman's voice say.
Looking down stream I see this woman. She appears to be in her thirties. Dark and long hair flowing in the breeze, she is standing with her hands on her hips and smiling at me.
"Prove it," I say.
"Well, I have to take off my shorts to prove it, and it is not fair that you would still have on your pants," she informs me.
I accept the challenge and tell her, "I agree to take off as much as you do. But I want to be beside you so I can see just how far you can pee."
She replied, "Come on over big boy. By the way, did I hear you call your dick Lucifer?"
At the sound of his name I looked down and realized that Lucifer was flopping in the breeze as I crossed the stream. Coming up in front of this woman I tell her that she heard correct.