Honey Over Charges Me 85

Initially I met Honey at the bank. Sort of, over the phone actually. She was a no nonsense tough cookie. although that was our initial contact, we also knew mutual friends. We both had married others when we were young, and those were disasters.

The bank telephone conversation were 3 years earlier regarding a home loan. She was the approver. On the form there was 1 bank question that was ambiguous, so I didn't tick the box. Well the lady didn't bother talking to me and just processed it, charging me an extra $85 for that, and $1800 for insurance. She told me later that I had that much equity they would have waived the insurance.

So Three years later I'm young, separated and getting a divorce, My friend Eve called me on a Friday to invite me to come over to her and Jimmy's place on Sunday to meet her friend Honey.

Eve told me "You've got to come, you two would be perfect together. "

"Eve I need another girl like a hole in the head.''

This was before I agreed.

A bit disclosure here. My soon to be ex-wife, before I met her, had a fling with Honey's fiancé before they married. Needless to say, although I was the only one who hadn't meet all the players, the girls didn't like each other. Understandably so. This situation is very true.

However on this Sunday morning, as I live on the bay, I bought a boat. Took it for a test ride, paid, then brought it home.

Then it started to light rain on this very over cast day.

So I parked the boat trailer in the back yard, had a shower, dressed casually, threw a jumper over my shoulders with the sleeves draping down my arms, and headed to Jimmy's.

I got there at noon and met Honey. WOW!!

She was 5ft 8", white jeans, small knitted top wearing light beige shoes, nice size rack, curly light coloured long hair, green eyes, meticulous make up and a very shy smile. Very classy.

I would later learn how nervous she was. I didn't realise then that Eve and Jimmy were doing me the biggest favour of my life.

We made small talk and drank coffee. Someone suggested Subway, so Jimmy and I went to buy the sandwiches.

After lunch we watched the movies City Slickers and The Shore Shank Redemption. Honey had built a house in the same street, 200 yards away. I suggested she show me her house. This would ease the tension and allow us to talk.

We walked up the hill and she opened the house to lead me in and proudly showed me the finished empty house that she would never move into because of the divorce sale.

Nice design taste. I forget how or what happened, but we sat on the carpeted floor and just talked. After a while, our lips were locked and hands roamed everywhere.

Our tongues were dancing and I was having the most fun you can have with your clothes on. It is the quiet ones that you have to watch. Next thing, the lady from the bank who over charged me, undid the buttons on her top and took it and her bra off too.

Her girls fell out. WOW.

More kissing continued and our pants stayed on. For the next 2 hours we tried each other on for size.

We finished "talking" and I asked if I could call her, then in the darkness she slipped her bra into her jeans, fitted her top back on, we headed the 200 yards to Eve and Jimmy's, thanked them, I kissed Honey at her car and headed home.

I got a good night's sleep as I now knew what my future looked. The next day Eve gave me Honey's work desk phone number, which I still remember 29 years later.

Honey agreed to meet me after work. Subsequently that expanded to Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday. Monday after work and dinner, we walked, then finished making out in the car at 04:00. I'd return her to her parent's house, then drove the 50 minutes to my place.

On the Thursday, I asked her "Would you like to come out on my boat Saturday? "

Honey's replied perfect with "Only if you bring your beagle for me."

I was done at that point. That is the girl for me.

Honey was going to the big hotel across from her work on Friday night for drinks and she wanted me to meet her work friends.

We did the social thing getting the tick of approval. I should have gotten a room, but I did bring condoms.

After drinks, we left and went for a drive for to see the submarine races. Lots of kissing, feeling the girls while wrapping my lips on them, and my fingers walking up her inner thigh leading me to the holy land.

Her undies came off, as did my pants. A condom was rolled on me as Honey jumped up onto my lap and on me.

She slipped me inside and I slid all the way home. As I was sitting, it was hard for me to move, but I needn't have worried

because Honey was doing enough for both of us. She was doing this thing with her hips like riding a horse. It was so good and we both couldn't take it.

She must have been so excited because you could smell sex in the car now. More making out. More everything. Next condom required. Same love action, same result. I was loving this.

I took her home, then did so myself. It was 4am and my truck wreaked of sex. At 9am I woke up, hooked up the boat, grabbed Bellveau Solemn Mist the beagle and headed to Honey.

We then went to the coast boat ramp. I pushed the boat into the water and gave Honey the rope to hold on the sand while I parked the car. Honey was light when I picked her up and put her in the boat. I had already stated the engine on the trailer, so was confident when pushing the boat out into the bay and hoping on.

Next thing, the 55hp engine wouldn't go down. It was stuck in the air. I had met up with Honey every night that week, so had sorted nothing out on the boat. My fault.

I tried to paddle back to the deserted beach and the oar broke in half. I called coast guard on the radio for technical assistance.

The radio operator asked "What's your position?''

I told him to "Look out your window."

Honey was a little animated as i nearly floated into a mega yacht, but I got back to the sand, put new terminals into the control wires and everything then worked perfectly then.

So all 3 of us headed to an island resort I knew. As we anchored up, we could hear a PA announcement over the speakers.

"No dogs are allowed onto the national park island."

Honey said "I'll look after the dog."

I retorted with "I'll get burgers and beers."

The hamburgers were the most expensive of my life, but perfect. So I got the first half of the order for Honey, delivering her burger and beer to the boat.

Soon I returned with mine to the boat. Honey looked disappointed because the beagle ate her prized hamburger.

Then the boat wouldn't start. This was one disaster after another. Eventually I got it to start, and navigated back to the boat ramp at full speed. I didn't want anymore mechanical problems. This was not a good impression for Honey on our first real weekend date.

Boat onto trailer and head to my home. Disconnect boat, then have a shower. Honey watched and chatted to me when I was in the shower.

After the shower I dried off, jeans, shirt and shoes chosen, then I took Honey home. We got some food on the way, so it was good to stop and talk with no hungry burger stealing beagles around.

Her parents had a 5 level place down a hill. Further construction was being undertaken so the back of the house was removed to be expanded. With no back on the house it was a bit cold inside as it was autumn.

Honey's parents were at some ball so the house was deserted. She cranked the gas heater up to high, then ran through the shower. Five minutes later she came out wearing a towel. She sat on the lounge next to me and gave me a kiss.

Honey said "We need to fuck now."

I bit her ears and throat, then removed the knot on the towel. It fell off her and my hand gently latched onto her boobs. My fingers soon found heart shaped public hair. I wanted to replace fingers with my mouth but Honey had other ideas. She undid my belt and jeans, dropped my boxers and rolled on a condom.

Honey laid on the lounge with one leg hanging over the side. This allowed me to climb between her thighs and position dick onto her clit and giving it a rub.

Honey tells me to hurry up. So I lower dick 2 inches and slip into my new home.

Honey smiles and wraps her legs around me. We start moving and I start pumping. I'm so hoping the parent that I haven't met yet don't come home early. The good thing about condoms is the loss of direct sensitivity making the man last longer. We kept going and going until we both were very happy.

After I had cum in the rubber while in Honey we got dressed and she wanted to have a smoke. So here we are, sitting out in the cold, freshly fucked, very happy, she's smoking a cigarette and we are talking about the future.

After her smoke we had round 2. She was sitting on a dining chair while I was standing. I mentioned having to go. I didn't want to meet the parents just yet

Honey said "You don't have to go yet."

She undid my belt. Moved my pants down and swallowed my dick. Her mouth was moving forward and back, but she was swirling her tongue around the shaft too, then using it flat underneath the head. This was fantastic.

Honey tells me "We need to fuck now. Quick."

So back to the lounge we go. I kiss her and we loose clothes rather quickly. Hands are everywhere groping everything. This is so much fun. She lays down on the couch and I crawl on her. Dick finds his new home and slides in after having a condom flitted.

We were going at it like rabbits. Our bodies rhythm was going really well, and we were learning how to do this to please each other, as we have done this a few times now.

Honey's face had lit up when I made it all the way in and bottomed out.

Eve would tell me later that the girls were talking and Honey said "I was bigger than the ex husband where it counts."

Her finger nails were scratching the sides of my legs and she was making little sounds. I started getting more definite with the trusting of my pelvis so that my body started to hammer it home.

Fireworks happened for both of us and we hugged for a long time. We were past the falling in love stage, we were already there.

My words were "I love you."

Honey's retort was "After that smashing, I bet you do. I love you too."

I explained "After you've untangled from drama with ex-husband, living arrangements, house sale and whatever else, you're coming to live with me, we are going to get married and have a family".

Honey told me that "The doctors have told me that I can't have children."

To which I said "We'll find one who can help you so we can have a bunch."

We got dresses, had coffee, some more affection and I headed home.

A month later I moved Honey away from the drama of her mother. No more sleeping on a cot in the house foyer.

She was mine, we'd sell complicated houses, buy one together, get married and have 3 children.

Not bad for a bank lady who over charged me $85. Best penalty that I've ever paid.