My name is Jim Skellerton. Guess what my nickname is? Bony. My school friends called me it so much that even my dad used it. (His own friends call him Skull.) Mum didn't change her name when she married, and my big brother changed it to Skeller when he went to university. He is a pompous wanker.
Dad was a teacher at international high schools in Hong Kong, and part of the package was your kids get in for free. So me and my older brother were surrounded by rich kids all through school. No one checks where they get their money from, though, those families. There were some bad kids from evil empire families at our school. My brother's reaction was to study his way out of having to deal with the riff-raff, to earn enough to stay high above the streets. Mine was to beef up and physically keep them at bay. My nickname Bony became ironic as I became the biggest beefcake in middle and upper high. Tough guys came to test themselves and I happily sent them packing. I had one rule only, it had to be on school grounds. School had cameras everywhere, so I could prove I wasn't the instigator, and they could see I had not used excessive force to defend myself.
Once school was over though, things went wild for a time. I passed well enough to get into crappy colleges, but I chose not to participate. I worked in a garage on Kowloon side as an apprentice, surrounded by Hong Kong's underbelly. I knew street-talk Cantonese, which kept me in the loop with the people in that world. I gave favours to people, watching their backs as they sold stolen car batteries or swapped hot tyres for hooch. I wasn't just big and strong, I was deadly quick in a fight, and I never lost my cool.
Which brought me to Tsuen Wan one day, half-way up an empty multi-story car park. I'd been asked by one of the other apprentices to help carry cigarettes that had been smuggled tax-free over the border. But when I got there, they weren't normal cigarettes. They were Special K cigarettes. And we weren't the only ones there to collect. Two vans pulled up with four guys in each, and they had no intention of paying.
I picked the alpha, then calmly moved over with the demeanour of a reasonable man looking to talk, then decked him with a single massive punch to the face. No nose left, blood everywhere, maximum shock value. One guy to the left, one guy to the right. Swift, vicious, one-punch outs. I grabbed a fourth one by the neck and barked in Canto, 'go', and 'now'. The other four picked up their boss and slumped him into the van, dashing off, thankfully to hospital. The guy I held I let loose. He picked up the other two, then left scowling.
"Us, too, go. Now."
We got our load, but once back at the garage I unloaded on my buddy. Getting us into full-on drugs, it was madness. Bad people were in that business. Proper bad.
As I found out. Next time I saw the two vans, they brazenly pulled in to my garage. And they weren't going to be taken by surprise again. Police tazers had me laid out on the ground, and no one working at my garage dared step to my aid. I spent until late evening locked in a container at the docks, expecting the worst.
When the door opened, I was led to the weir. There were a number of cars parked in the dark. Under a weak streetlamp, a family lieutenant approached with plenty of backup. He spoke in Cantonese.
"You hurt my people," he said.
I nodded.
"My nephew, he almost died. Drowned in his own blood."
I looked around, saying nothing.
"Why did you hurt my people?" he said in English this time.
"They were stealing from us."
"We take what we want!" the guy yelled in Canto.
"And we defend our property," I replied quietly back in Chinese.
The guy walked around me, worryingly standing behind me.
"I have heard of you, the white boy who speaks Cantonese," he said in English, and then, "Bak Gik Hung!"
I laughed. "Polar Bear?"
"That's what the soldiers called you today. The Polar Bear attacked us."
He walked around the front again.
"The name suits you, big white Polar Bear. But do you know what happens to people who stop us taking what we want?" he asked.
I took a deep breath. "Containers fall off ships at sea all the time."
The guy laughed. "You know us very well! Can you breathe under water, Polar Bear?"
"No."
"Hmmm," he nodded. "So I expect."
For a time he didn't speak. He looked at me, enjoying the game from his vantage point. I looked at the dark water off to my left, if I broke through the circle, could I swim away? When the lieutenant spoke next, it was unexpected. It pulled my eyes back to him.
"You will come work with me," he said coolly.
I looked up at his face, meeting his gaze.
"Okay," I nodded.
"Killing you sends no message to anyone. No one would even know. So let's put you to better purpose. You are strong. You are quick. You are calm. But can you be loyal to Chinese, over your own people?"
"I have no 'people'."
"Hmmm, I disagree. You are from a white family. You have people."
"Only my brother. My parents retired, went home."
"Your brother Stephen."
I didn't reply.
"Does very well for himself. Graduated HKU, working at Hong Kong Bank."
"Yes," I quietly agreed.
"Okay. You will go to your brother and prove to this family that you can choose us over your white family."
"I'm not killing my brother," I frowned.
"Hmmm, not necessary to kill. But hospital, yes. As bad as my nephew, yes. You will hurt your brother as you hurt my nephew. He will be in hospital. This week. Then you come see me."