* All characters in this story are of legal age. *
"GET YOUR ASS UP OUT THAT BED AND GET TO SCHOOL!!" Mom's high falsetto voice breached the walls of my modest bedroom like a banshee's scream, but this particular morning was different.
I'd actually been awake for hours staring at my ceiling fan since right before the dawn dreading every moment. The coming of the new day in earnest brought with it a challenge that I honestly didn't want to face. Stepping out of bed onto the hardwood floor would inexorably trigger a series of events that would lead to a modicum of relief or utter chaos.
"I'M UP!!" Her response, the one I got was a slamming front door as she went to work.
There was a bit of an echo afterwards. Didn't take it personal, mom hated going to work lately because of a new supervisor who was somewhat of a dick.
I glanced to my side as I righted myself on the edge of my converted day bed noticing my reassembled phone flashing with messages. The prior night it was frantically reassembled before shame set followed by traumatic unconsciousness posing as sleep. I was still wearing my clothing from the previous day. I turned it over finding my girlfriend's face in the message box.
MESSAGE: You should have took the deal, now get ready to cry it out.
"Bitch." I mumbled.
Not wanting good food to go to waste I tossed my microwaved calzone back inside the oven for a second round of teen friendly radiation while I showered and got dressed in appropriately fresh clothing. I scarfed down my repurposed breakfast and a glass of orange juice before leaving the house only to find Ricky waiting outside in his car. I was a little surprised after our previous exchange but heartened that he had my back as I jumped in beside him. We were halfway to school twenty minutes later which started some latent anxiety ratcheting up inside me as we got closer.
"She called last night."
"Really; Kim called, you?!!" Ricky raised an eyebrow turning down his radio.
"Yeah, it was brutal."
"You told her to eat a sick dick, right?" I nodded in the negative periodically glancing out the window as Ricky scoffed.
"Get this, she said we were never together; called me a practice boy." Ricky suddenly skidded to a halt, pulling over to the curb with this concerned look on his face.
"Hey Jaleel; we cool right?"
"Yeah, why you stop the car?"
"Look, she's just a girl and there's gonna be more girls coming along in no time bro. We need to think about options before doing something drastic, alright?"
"Man, what're talking about?"
"All I'm trying to say is don't shoot me; we people, right?"
"You're crazy man; you think I'm gonna go on a shooting spree, huh?" I shrugged over emphasized the stupidity of his talking points.
"Kimberly Bivens is one fine bitch; she's got it like that and she's one of the most popular girls at our school. I saw that sweet ass of hers yesterday, no offense."
"None taken."
"I'm just saying that maybe, you should try to stay off the grid, so you don't catch hell when it hits the fan. Jay Stello probably told his boys on the football team already; what you gonna do about that?"
"Man you saw that motherfucker yesterday."
"Too much of him actually."
"Yeah, you think he gives any fucks about either one of us?"
"Point well taken." Ricky reached over intending to turn the music up in his car again as I mused angrily rubbing my chin.
"Bitch had the nerve to offer me what she called an "outpatient" deal, talking about giving me some consolation pussy to quote-unquote help ease me out of things. Fucking entitled princess bitch!"
"And you ain't gonna take it?"
"DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS RICKY?!" I doubted Ricky grasped the basic principles of the cuckoldry suggested by my smug girlfriend. I doubted he grasped the egregious nature of even making such a suggestion.
"Still, Kimberly Bivens got that ass." My friend, shaky moral code, and ethics aside, was a virgin. We continued down the street as I thought of my conversation with Kimberly the night before. It stung to high hell there was zero remorse on her part.
"Her ass ain't that great; it's 36 inches anyway."
"You measured her butt; man, you're my hero, Jaleel." Ricky chuckled.
"Not even, I went shopping with her at the mall; she was looking for a dress for her cousin's reception and thought it was funny to give me her stats while she was trying on a bunch of dresses. I ended up coming off some money for a cocktail dress I'll never see her wearing." That memory hurt, but I would never admit a dressing room hand job was the catalyst for me buying her that dress.
"So uhm, what are they?"
"Huh?"
"Her stats, what're they?" Ricky asked again.
"32C-26-36, happy now?" My chubby compatriot shrugged with a stupid smile on his face as he turned into the student parking lot.
I didn't like the look on his face. Ricky Arias was a notorious gossip hound, sometimes joking called CNN Goofy by some of less than comedic peers. It was a stupid nickname, but he had many along with myself. I was probably one or two steps above being considered a nerd which chaffed all the more internally after discovering my girlfriend cheating with me with that motherfucking Jay Stello.
The student parking lot was always severely crowded during the morning hours, but we made use of a handicap placard belonging to one of Ricky's uncles. The disabled veteran didn't drive but had been chided into applying for the placard by his second favorite nephew, Ricky Arias.
"Shit, hey Jaleel remember what we talked about, right?"