SEX ED FOR A NERD
It was hot in Missouri that summer so long ago, after we all turned 18 and graduated from high school. If you have read what some of my friends have already written, you know how hot things got for them. But now that it is my turn to write, I have to tell you that even though I was the valedictorian, I was the most backward dweeb in the Senior Class. I was totally scared of girls and would never think of asking one of them out.
The summer got well started, and Joe and Gary were filling my ears with tales of their hot times. That was bad enough, but then even Mike, who never talked about that stuff, began bragging too. I would squirm in the back seat of Gary's Chevy convertible and try to hide the hardon I got just listening to them.
Well, one night we were sitting at Smitty's Drive In and we saw Loretta and Edie pull in. They were a couple of really smart girls. They had been my major academic competition for four years. But unlike me, they were confident and popular with the opposite sex. They hopped out of the car and came over to talk to us - well, to Joe and Gary, anyhow. They kidded with them, and then said, "You have dates for tonight? Gary, you are picking up Linda of course? How about you, Joe?"
"I have a date with Charlotte, and we are going up to the Drive In for a movie," Joe replied.
Loretta chuckled and said, "Well, you boys will sure have your hands full." Loretta was known for her innuendo. Linda and Charlotte had the two biggest pairs of boobs in the whole class and Loretta winked slyly at the guys.
Then she looked back at me, frozen in the backseat. "And what about you, David? Oh, wait, I forget about your GPA."
That was another nasty dig. I had a perfect straight A average all through school, until I hit the senior year class euphemistically called "Family Living."
Edie chuckled and said, "Poor guy, that C- in Sex Ed really did you in, didn't it?"
They were right. Too paralyzed in class to even ask a question, I froze up on the final and barely passed the course. And of course in no time, the whole school found out about it.
Then it happened. Loretta got an evil look in her eye. She pulled Edie aside and began whispering. They kept glancing at me and giggling. Then they sauntered back to the car. "Gee, you guys better go pick up your dates," Edie said.
"Yeah, just drop David off here. I'll give him a ride home," offered Loretta. Before I knew what was happening, she had the back door open and was dragging me out of the car. As she pulled on my arm she pressed it up tight to her chest and I felt her soft boobs under my hand. Embarrassed I tried to jerk away but she pulled hard and I flew out of the car and into her arms.
Edie took up the conversation. "You see, David, everybody knew it was a darn shame about your grade in Sex Ed."
"Family Living," I corrected.
Edie giggled. "If you say so, David. Everybody knew what it was all about. You know, we both got A's in that class. Anyhow, Loretta and I thought it was only fair ..."
"...And proper," added Loretta, "for you to have ..."
"Another chance!" concluded Edie, with a smug grin.
"And so," chuckled Loretta, "we are going to my house to give you the full course in Sex Ed!"
"Complete with final exam, which you will NOT fail!" said Edie. And as she said it, her hand dragged right up into my crotch and gave my stiff dick a good rub through the cloth of my jeans. If I could have gotten loose I would have run away at that point!
I was mortified, terrified, and confused. Were they really serious? Did they mean what they said, or were they going to totally humiliate me?
They dragged me into Loretta's car. Edie squeezed in next to me, and Loretta hopped in the driver's seat. This left both of them with their thighs, bare in the short shorts they were wearing, pressing against mine. Edie turned slightly toward me which made her boob rub my side, and as soon as we were out of the parking lot Loretta took one hand off the wheel and put it on my leg. Of course this intensified my boner even more. I could hardly grasp what was happening.
I tried to stammer a question, but we were in front of Loretta's house. By the same tactics as before, they got me into the house and plopped me down in a big easy chair. The two girls stood across the room in front of the fireplace, looking incredibly sexy in their shorts and tight tops.
I blushed and squirmed in the chair, looking wildly around for a way out. Yet at the same time, I felt my cock twitching at what they were implying. I realized that this was my big opportunity if I could only get control of my fears.
"OK, lesson one," intoned Loretta. "Title: the Female Mammary Organs."
Were they really going through with this? I must have looked blank. "Breasts, David, Breasts! First question, what are they for?"
I stared at her and licked my lips. Before I could answer she broke in.
"Nursing infants is the answer. Breasts are part of the female equipment to nourish the next generation."
I guess my face fell at that.