Chapter 1
Widower, Doug Childs (66), rolled off the 32-year old neat-looking blonde, his latest girlfriend with blue eyes, attractively slim around the waist and possessing great shaped ones, ah two actually. He began towelling anything wet or damp within reach including his brow.
"Doug, why do you want it so often?"
"Because, baby. we're under COVID-19 semi lockdown and there's little else to do."
"Asking you to come and live with me resulted, as planned, in generating that welcomed outcome for me of exploring the extent of your sexual potential. The Government was appealing to all people to be especially kind to everyone during this virus-spreading emergency. I was out walking for exercise and noticed you on the doorstep of your rented ground-floor tiny apartment, crying."
"Adele, you were in deep crap. You said you were out of work and worried that you couldn't pay your rent due in a couple of days and that your family home was far away in Northland. You'd appealed to your landlord, who you now describe as a heartless bitch, to be kind."
"You said she grunted if you didn't meet the rent payment, then you must fuck off or she'd call in a couple of heavies to reorganise the placement of some of your bones."
"Yes, Doug and that was me in a real bind. I'll never forget that polite inquiry from you asking was I okay as I had been thinking over and over that my life was nearing its end. I told you that."
"When you said, 'Honey, may I make a suggestion?' I knew that I was at least being thrown a bone."
"Yeah, right, and I'm sorry that my offer was not quite one hundred percent philanthropical. I had been thinking of taking you to the State welfare centre that deals with the homeless and urged you to explain to staff the reason for your predicament."
"Adele, you were at the edge of the pits. You were fairly new to Auckland and had been working as a callgirl. Your supply of paying customers with the announcement of a national lockdown of most things bar essential services for a minimum of four weeks meant that your supply of men dried up overnight as they were locked in with their wife, or boyfriend or mother during the emergency of spreading the life-threatening virus."
"Yeah, right. And I gratefully received your offer of free accommodation, free tucker and free run of the house with two conditions, namely, that I join you to spend every day in your apartment nude, and that I'd be available for nookie whenever you slapped my bare arse."
"Yeah, great deal eh? You had a roof over your head, good tucker with wine for lunch and dinner, and in return you only had to do want you were born to do on leaving high school."
"Did any of this surprise you?"
"Yeah, Doug. Initially, I was surprised that you stopped to talk to me as you weren't one of my regulars and, at your age and era, the word pussy would only mean cat to you. And then you weren't at all shocked when I confessed, I was a hooker and you laughed and said fair go Adele, that you weren't gobsmacked because you were used to my kind, having served in the Navy for years."
"Then you told me without embarrassment, whenever your late wife was having a period, you'd used to visit her mother, knowing she'd turned to prostitution after her husband ran off with his best cobber, stripping her of all marital assets that he could lay his hands on including cleaning out their joint bank accounts."
"I thought yeah, Doug, a mutually good proposal. I could be most useful to breaking the monotony for both of us living under lockdown providing elderly you could summon sufficient energy to indulge in a bit of 'slap and tickle' occasionally."
Doug grinned. "I knew I had pussy waiting for me on a plate but I worried you being young and ultra-experienced could leave me feeling helpless and unable to get an erection. But then I discovered all was well."
Adele said, "Oh yeah, you horny old tom cat. Within fifteen minutes of arriving in your lovely apartment, I was stretched out on the living room carpet with you over me, bringing me to my third release of the session, with more sessions coming before midnight."
"Adele, have you enjoyed the quality of sex you are getting here?"
"Oh yeah. I've never been fucked so much and so often by one bloke in the time since I gave my virginity away when I was eighteen. Sex with you is like engaging with groupies, not just occasionally, but every day."
"Therefore, you don't want me to pull out."
"What, when we are doing it?"
"No, to stop doing it?"
"Oh no, please don't. I, err, need the exercise. But I'd appreciate you cutting back to say, once or twice every second hour."
"Aw, don't you like me?"
"That's nowhere close to being true, Doug. In fact, if you weren't such an old fart, I'd plead with you to marry me and remain with me for the rest of my life."
"Or mine?"
"Or yours, Doug."
"Are you aware that you've gained other benefits since your arrival here?"
"Indeed, I have, many from the frivolous ones to things important such as living a healthier life."
"Great, then list the ones you believe are tops for you."
"Okay, here's the top ten in no order of merit that I'll write up on the whiteboard on the door of the refrigerator:
You
have diminished my habit of using bad language.