This is my second entry for the
Halloween 2023 Contest
For a friend
Mike was sick, sick as a dog. He lay in bed, slightly feverish. He'd tried to read, he'd tried to write, he'd tried to jerk off, he'd tried to sleep. Nothing worked. He was bored, he was irritable, his head hurt.
His phone lit up. Work? Really? He'd told them he was taking a few PTOs. Annoyed he opened the message.
"This is to advise you of an upgrade to your medical plan. This now covers an in-person health concierge. A representative from our health team will be with you between 10am and 11am today. Please ensure that someone will be at home."
Fuck! It was 9:55am. And Mike didn't want a health concierge, whatever that was. He wanted to be miserable and to be left alone.
The buzzer rang. Part of Mike felt like ignoring it. But then he dragged himself out of bed, and walked slowly to the door. He wasn't sure what he had been expecting, but whatever it had been, the figure standing on his porch was not it.
"Hi! I'm Emily. I'll be your in-person health concierge today."
First she was tiny. Even in her white heels her head was level with Mike's breast bone. He could pick her up and put her over his shoulder without raising his heartbeat. Second, she was blonde. Light brown-blonde, segueing to platinum towards the tips of her mid-length hair. She wasn't exactly pretty, her face wasn't that symmetrical, and her blue-gray eyes were a little too prominent. And freckles, way too many freckles. But there was something about her. She seemed... mischievous maybe. Or was naughty a better word? Mike felt a pressure against the front of his PJs and hoped it wasn't too obvious.
"Hi, I'm Mike. Er... do you wanna come in?"
"Of course, hun. That's what I'm here for. I'm here to look after you."
The way she said the second sentence and accompanied it with a lopsided grin confirmed Mike's initial assessment. Naughty! That was definitely it.
Then there was what she was wearing. Not scrubs, nothing like scrubs. A white cotton dress. Belted tightly around her tiny waist. While not diaphanous, it wasn't exactly opaque either; the line of her bra and panties was hard to miss. The dress itself was as short as the person wearing it. A few buttons were open at the front, though no discernible cleavage was on display; she was a skinny girl. Emily also wore sheer white hose. The length of the dress suggested they were thigh-highs. And was that the straps of a garter belt just about visible through the thin cotton? On her head was a white starched cap, one of a sort that hadn't been worn in many years.
"If you can stop checking me out for a few minutes, maybe we could talk about your care plan."
Mike blushed, but Emily smiled. She didn't seem too perturbed by the male gaze.
"Actually, white isn't really my color. But there wasn't a red one available. Do you like it?" She pirouetted as she spoke, an action she completed with startling grace.
Facing Mike again, Emily grinned. "Why don't you get back into bed? You need your rest. I'll do a physical exam and ask a few questions. OK?"
Mike nodded. Walking back to his bedroom, he thought that Emily was just the sort of woman he'd like to frequent it. But physical exam? He had a problem with that. A throbbing, stiff problem.
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"OK, first I need you to take this. It will help."
Emily extended her hand, Mike picked up the small pill unquestioningly and swallowed it, taking a sip from the water he had on the bedside table.
Emily plumped up Mike's pillows and invited him to lie down. She produced a stethoscope and a large looking thermometer from her bag. As Mike lay down a rather obvious tent was pitched in his PJs, but Emily seemed to ignore it. She took his pulse, mentioning that it was a little fast. She listened to his chest, commenting that his breathing was heavy. Then she warmed the big thermometer by putting it within her dress and nestling it inside her bra.
"I know there are those digital thermometers now that you put in an ear. But I think anal readings are the most accurate."
Mike sat up in bed, suddenly worried by the size of the instrument that Emily was warming for him.
"I'm feeling a lot better, Miss. No need for that."
Emily firmly pushed him back down. This time the tent was a little more obvious.
"Aha! I see the problem." Emily poked at Mike's pants in an exploratory manner. "That would account for it."
Mike was tongue-tied and scarlet.
"I'm... I'm... sorry, Miss."
"Call me Emily. Em if you prefer. It's perfectly OK. I'm an experienced medical professional and we are trained to deal with these eventualities. Now please pull down your pants."
Mike bridled.
"Or we can go back to the thermometer." Emily pulled out the large glass tube and waved it.
"OK," stammered Mike, "you win."
He eased his PJs down and the pole of the tent was revealed. 'Well, at least I don't have too much to be ashamed of,' thought Mike.
"That's much more sensible. Thank you. Now let's deal with this... problem... like adults, shall we?"
Mike nodded mutely, aware that he was dribbling pre-cum.
Then he gasped as Emily firmly gripped him by the root and squeezed.
"Now the thing to do is to relieve the pressure. There is a special procedure."
Mike's eyes widened as Emily began to move her hand up and down quickly. She did indeed seem to have been trained well. He closed his eyes as Emily sent feelings coursing through his body more rapidly than he had thought possible. Shit! He was going to...
"That's right. Better out than in. Now where is my kidney tray. Oh dear! In my bag. I can't reach it."
Emily took a deep breath, the rhythm of her hand never faltering.
"Well, we will just have to improvise."
Mike couldn't hold back any longer and felt throbbing pulses rush up his length.
Emily bent over and clamped her lips around Mike's shaft as he exploded. She stayed like that for some seconds. Her hand still pumping. Her throat clearly swallowing.
Finally she pulled back, a look of triumph on her face. "Not a drop spilled. I may write a paper for the New England Journal of Medicine."
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"I'm glad to have helped your research." It was a kinda weak thing to say, Mike realized, but his brain was feeling scrambled.