This never would have happened if my upstairs neighbors hadn't practically dared me to drink the beer in the blue cup. See, I was bored to death, and the guys upstairs were having a party—well, it was just them, but they were rowdy and laughing, and like I said, I was completely bored.
I had been about to take a shower when their music started, so I was nude at the exact moment I decided to crash their soiree—right then I should've known what was probably going to happen. All evidence to the contrary, I do know myself. And when I'm naked and bored and I decide to crash a party all at the same time, I'm probably gonna wake up naked and sticky and surrounded by boners.
It's the story of my life, actually. Not that I'm a slut. Never that! I just have a nasty habit of doing what I want, and owning up to it when a cute guy asks me if I'd like to—well, practically anything.
So I was nude, and I quickly slipped into my favorite blue and green tights, a micro-miniskirt, and a bikini top. I was in a hurry, so I didn't double knot it. The guys upstairs are all really cute, though, so I probably wouldn't have double knotted it anyway—not for any specific reason, just that I like to tease myself playfully by leaving open possibilities.
Just to give myself an excuse, I grabbed a measuring cup on the way out the door.
I rang their doorbell, and almost immediately the thing swung wide open. Tom was standing there with a half-full beer in one hand and that fully sexual, totally innocent smile of his shining up the entire doorway.
The music stopped.
I froze, holding out the measuring cup like I was begging for pennies.
The next song started, and Tom started laughing. I blushed myself crimson; both of us knew that the measuring cup was a prop and I just wanted an invite.
"We don't have any flour," Tom quipped. "But c'mon in. You're quite welcome to join us!" I smiled sheepishly, and strolled in. I set the measuring cup down on a table by the door and it was promptly forgotten.
Tom—slender and tan, and stylishly dressed in earth tones and blues, a color combination that looked especially striking on him and drew his gorgeous aqua eyes out so nicely that I got butterflies. Jason and Dave saw me then—Jason all in black, which made his brown eyes glisten, and Dave in charcoal gray and maroon, which made my nipples clench.
"Brookie was going to make cookies, but she heard the music and decided to join," said Tom.
"Cool news," said Jason—his rich, deep, chocolate voice making me shiver. Dave, as usual, didn't say anything (strong, silent type and all) but he gestured me to a chair. Sitting down was the absolute last thing on my mind, and so—fatefully, if you wish—the first words I said, as I declined the seat, were, "Don't ya got anything I could climb?"