"Oh, oh, so, oh, so, oh, oh, ooh, alright then, James, I mean, whew, whew, I'm sweating, James, I'm sweating it out then!"
[Wheeze, wheeze, wheeze, wheeze, wheeze, ooh, ooh, wheeze, wheeze, oh snap, I'm dying.]
"OK, OK, James, whew, you can nap it off and I'll sweeten the deal if we never speak of it."
[Wheeze, sweet deal, wheeze, wheeze, sweet deal, wheeze, wheeze, ooh, ooh, wheeze, wheeze.]
"I'll trade you a nap in my daughter Mindi's old bed if we never do that in front of or with my sister, Wendy, so????"
[Wheeze, wheeze, wheeze, wheeze, wheeze, wheeze, wheeze, K, K, K, wheeze.]
"Men! Anything for the whole damn family! (Don't you dare hump her old pillows, mister!)"
I mean, all I needed was a place to rest up and catch some air and I would have never thought about humping Mindi's old bed pillows, so. But a promise is a promise and Mrs. Evans is a damn sex machine, so I played by the rules and napped. I mean, with that whole "wheezing" thing, right?
Oops, I mean, "Men!" and their damn "wheezing" afterwards, LOL, right?
"No, it's OK, James. I mean, it was exciting to consider when I was sexually charged up, but that whole damn "sister wives" thing in nude does settle in after chilling out, so, it's OK, but I still get mine on the side, right James?"
"Oh, I mean, I thought your favorite position was on your back, but yeah, Wendy, it's me and you on the side, so."
"Well, listen, James, I don't know all of the rules and stuff, but I mean, can't Cari and I still carry that "sister wives" title and all? I mean, is there a rule that says we all need to be a bed at the same time?"
Oh, I mean, sure, right folks? Sister wives at separate times works for me!
"Now James, of course the foot job sex would be different because as you explained it, it requires two women at the same time while wearing only a short and sexy Super Woman skirt costumes and without undies on, but beyond that, we should go back to straight one on one sex, agreed?"
"Fine, Wendy, I mean, a lot of guys in the world never get to experience the "whole damn family at once" thing, so I'll just suffer through and endure, that's all."
"OMG, men! Men and their damn need to seed all the women of a family all at once!"
"Well, all I'm saying is that I noticed a flight schedule on Cari's breakfast Bar for your other sister Katherine's arrival for the November holidays and all, so."
I mean, Danny's Aunt Katherine had always lived out of state, so I knew very little about her, but who knows, right? And by the way, LOL, "the need to seed" all of the women of a family is my new call sign, so. Also, those were Wendy's words, not mine.
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