I stood very still and listened. There was Maddy's deep breathing as she recovered. A full-throated Harley grumbled lowly down the street. The TV was still playing. What I did not hear was running footsteps, the slamming of a door or the starting of a mid-sized car's engine.
"Hey, Maddy," I said, "Catch your breath. I'll be right back."
"Wha?" came from prostate girl.
"Yeah, I gotta get something. Back in half a sec." I went to the door.
Maddy sat up, sending her boobs into a bouncing spree, propping herself up on her extended arms.
"Like THAT?" She nodded at my swaying erect cock.
"It's okay," I replied. "Didn't you say Chrissie would have left by now?" I darted through the door as she started to protest.
"But --"
"Don't go anywhere," I called back over my shoulder.
I went down the short hallway to find the blonde voyeur where we had left her; on the couch, curled with her legs tucked up, seemingly engrossed in women's volleyball. Maybe she really liked tall girls in pony tails. That would explain why the nipple show was back on.
"Chrissie," I said, announcing myself so she would know I wasn't sneaking around. She glanced at me, then her eyes dropped to the fleshy rod extending from my crotch, and quickly jerked back to my face.
"Jesus, lover boy, shouldn't you put that thing away? Better, go put it to use. Don't let her cool down."
"Not done yet," I replied. "But I need a favor from you."
She shook her head. "Not on your life. You already have a playmate. Be a good little horny Gyrene, go back in there and play." She glanced at my cock again and lifted an eyebrow. "It looks like you are rarin' to go." She turned her attention back to the TV. "Use it or lose it, jarhead."
"What? I can't depend on you to be my fluffer?" I laughed, causing my erection to bob, and Chrissie's eyebrows knitted together in a frown as she concentrated on ignoring me. "Not that I would turn you down, but I'm still good." I bounced a couple of times on my toes, sending Mr Happy into oscillations. Chrissie's face momentarily relaxed and a smile almost appeared before she went back to showing disapproval with her disregard.
"For now, what I want is to borrow your bedroom."
She lost her feigned interest in the game and looked up, a different frown, this time of puzzlement, showing on her face.
"Why the fuck would you want my room? Use
hers.
"
"Not the room, but the bed." I lifted the bag. She didn't look at it. "I think you know why, Miss Snooty McSnoopy."
She was silent and her lips worked into a moue.
"What do I get out of it?" she said skeptically.
"I promise not to jam the door closed."
She looked at the tall girls on the court, then back at my cock. I flexed it for her. Her lips curled and she breathed deeply, her nostrils flaring.
"Okay," she exhaled with apparent reluctance. "But I have conditions." She looked back into my face.
"Those are?"
"Don't wreck the place.
You can't spend all night in there.
She washes the sheets."
"All doable," I agreed. I strode forward with hand extended. She pulled back, slapped it away, laughing as she sat up, her face showing pink.
"Dude, get the fuck out of here!" She looked away from my cock, now only inches away and at eye level, then back, then away again.
"Oh, Chrissie," I spoke, "I actually do need one more thing." I flexed Mr Happy again.
She watched it move. Her tongue darted out, a quick flick of pink that left her lips gleaming. Then she closed her eyes and said loudly"I'm not fluffing you!!" Her face turned full red. "You are such a pain in the ass," she finished in a mutter. "What else?"
"Where do you keep your toy?"
"My
what?
" Now she was staring into my face again, hers much paler.
"You know, your dido, your vibrator, your magic wand -- whatever you call it. I promise I'll clean it when we're done." I thought for a second. "Well, she will."
Her eyes were wide, and I could hear the wheels whirling inside her head. Despite herself, I could see she was mystified and, hopefully, enthralled.
"What are you going to do with it?"
"Nothing you haven't done already." I paused. "Probably."
"You think you know that well?"
"Not at all. I'm mostly guessing. Other than you are hot as hell and like to watch, I mean, I don't know nuthin'."
Her slow grin was lop-sided.
"Top. Left. Dresser drawer. In the back," she said slowly, deliberately.
"Thanks, C!" I bent over and kissed the top of her head, causing her to jerk back from my cock before it could smack her nose. "You're the best."
"You'll never know," she retorted.
"Likewise." I turned and she slapped my ass. I was glad she couldn't see my shocked expression.
Never say never,
I thought.
I waved good-bye as I walked away, flexing my butt cheeks as I went. I snagged the bottle of El Tesoro as I passed.
Chrissie's door was still open after my mistaken entry. I imagined Chrissie's teeth grinding, thinking of me in her inner-sanctum, doing God knows what with her buddy. I put the bag and bottle to one side on the floor, then stripped most of the bedding from the framed bed with one good heave. I left the material in a pile at the foot of the bed but tossed the pillows back on the bottom sheet. I next went to explore.
Her toy, I was pleased to see was a rabbit. I put it in the boudoir table drawer and stepped back to check my work. I nodded in satisfaction. Kinda sloppy but good enough for government work. It was time to collect my girl. I pulled up short, struck by a sudden idea. I went back to Chrissie's dresser and went through her underwear, appreciating her sense of feminine style -- lots of boy shorts - until I found a pair of panties that suited my purposes. These, I stuffed under the mattress.
Feeling very pleased with myself, I left the room.