Jazzy and Emma spent Saturday night smoking pot and watching porn. One video showed a guy licking a woman's coochieβ and the slut screamed like crazy!
"Wow Emma that must feel really-really good."
"Oh gawd yes! Last night it drove me bonkers."
"WHAT? You have a boyfriend Emma?"
"Not really... but I have a fuck friend who shags me now and again. And trust me Jazzy, you'll definitely fancy a pussy licking. It's my favorite sex thing."
Jazzy shook her head, mesmerized by the video. Suddenly the guy flipped the slut over and stabbed his cock straight up her asshole. The slut screamed, and Jazzy clenched her anus shut.
Emma winced. "Up the arse, that's my least favorite sex thing... Last week I got my arse buggered three times."
"Wow, Emma you little slut. Who's this fuck-buddy of yours?"
"I'm not telling." She winked.
Jazzy laughed. "Is it your horny Cousin Clive? Keeping it in the family, right?"
Emma's face blazed red. "Yes it is, but let's get back to those pussy licking vids." She clicked on another vid. "Wow, that slut has a look of ecstasy. I'll bet you want that look of twat-licking ecstasy."
"Hell yes Em. I've sucked off three guys and not one of those cocks has licked me."
"Yeah it should be a rule. You suck cockβHe licks cunt." Emma winked. "Hey Jazzy, I could lick you if you want?" She rubbed Jazzy's pussy and wiggled her tongue.
"No Emma dear, and get your finger out of my fuck hole."
"But it's okay for girls to lick each other's pussies, it's just part of being a girl." Emma whispered. "C'mon we're cunt cousins... I'd love to taste you."
"Well, maybe later."
"Hey Jazzy, once dated a bloke named Bruno. The guy's a real cunnilinguist. You know, he's fluent down there." She pointed to her twat, and Jazzy's pussy purred.
"Jazzy you should totally ring him up."
"But I can't ask a guy out... can I?"
"Dammit. Put on your big girl panties and call him. NOW!" So Jazzy called Bruno and asked him out on a blind date.
"Sure Baby Cakes let's meet at the bowling alley. See you at four and we'll have some big-bad fun."
Emma grinned. "See, that wasn't so hard. Now let me shave your pussy, so it's shiny and bald. Guys prefer bald over bushy." Emma giggled. "Oh, and when you suck Bruno's prick um...
...he likes his hairy balls sucked too."
"That's soo super GROSS... but okay."
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At the bowling alley, Jazzy saw a big guy sitting at the bar. He winked and waved. Jazzy walked over. "Are you Bruno?"
"Sure, I guess so sweetie!" The guy laughed and slapped her ass. "Babe you look like you were born to bowl?"