"Jenny, your first question is: What is the scientific name for water?" Jenny herd a click underneath her chair, followed by a high pitched buzzing sound. Something was being dragged along her exposed pubic area. It dawned on her that it was an electric shaver! The host continued: "H-2-O, W-H-O, I'm sorry Jenny, did you say something?"
"No, could you please repeat the choices?" she said in a cracking voice. She felt like she was burning up. It was surreal to be seated in front of hundreds of people, being taped by multiple cameras, while some stranger was taking advantage of her. She tried to glance down between her legs, but pinned as she was to the chair, she couldn't get a clear view. She didn't want to crane her head forward and let on anything was wrong.
"Once again your choices are H-2-O, W-H-O, W-W-F or W-W-W. Jenny, what is your answer?"
"I THEEEENK! I'm sorry, I think that the answer is H-2-O." Jenny had jumped as she felt the razor reach up to her lower belly to shave what little was remaining of her pubic hair. She thought she caught the host glancing down when she jumped, and now she wondered what his smile really meant. The crowd had started chanting MORE! MORE! MORE! Which puzzled her slightly.
"Is that your final answer?"
"Yes, I believe it is H-2-O, she replied in a shaky voice.
"You are Correct! Congratulations." The music raised in volume and more applause broke out. "Lets get right to the next question"
"Wait!" she said, "I'd like to quit now!"
The crowd started chanting NO! NO! NO! And the host raised his hands to quite them down. "I'm sorry Jenny, but you can't end the question period until either you answer incorrectly, or you win ONE MILLION DOLLARS!" The crowd went crazy once again, and now Jenny could feel her lips being pulled this way and that as small touch ups were being made with the razor. She sighed as she heard it finally switch off.