A large, round female ass was sticking out of our washing machine in the basement.
"Sally?" said a voice in a metallic echo from inside the machine. "Is that you?"
Those full bare ass cheeks flexed and long, sexy legs in knee high purple socks kicked feebly. Oh fuck, I knew those legs!
"Jessie?"
The legs squished together, trying to hide a deliciously smooth pussy.
"Max! Don't look!" The ass wiggled frantically and a loud thump echoed from the washer.
"Ooohhh!"
"Are you okay?" I came closer. Her clothes were stacked and folded neatly on the top of the washer. Those short frill skirts, snug yoga pants, her crop tops and panties. God, for such a voluptuous young woman she wore such tiny clothes. It was brutal having her live with me and my wife Sally.
Sally and Jessie were best friends. My wife was like her favourite aunt. I, as a guy in my late forties, kept my distance. I knew I wouldn't be able to keep my hands off her if I tried to be chummy. She was a sex bomb I was pretty sure I couldn't handle exploding in my marriage.
"I hit my head," Jesse said in a faint voice. "Please get Sally."
"She's at that seminar all day," I said, not able to keep from looking down at her perfect ass. "With her phone off." With effort, I pulled my eyes away. "I'll call the fire department, I guess."
"Noooo!" wailed Jessie. "I'd die! Those dudes will laugh at me!"
I grinned, looking again at her ridiculously sexy rump. "What the fuck happened?"
"My panties - my favorite panties got stuck, right at the back."
"Oh shit! Your pink ones with the white hearts?" I blurted out before I could stop myself.
Jessie's butt cheeks tensed and she went very, very still.
"I- I- I didn't mean peek up your skirts, but they are so short! And that tiny nightie you insist on wearing on movie nights--" I clamped my hand over my mouth. Why didn't I just say I'd seen them in the laundry basket?
Her left foot kicked out pettishly.
"You're calling me slutty? You walk around flaunting that 10 inch boner!"
"W-what?"
"I have to listen to Sally moaning about how you fuck her constantly and stretch her pussy... AND you constantly spray your jizz all over her!"
It was my turn to be silent for a moment. My heart raced. "She told you, huh?" My face was red hot.
"The worst thing is I listen to you guys go at it every night and then you go in the bathroom! I hear you stroking yourself for like another hour afterwards!" Jessie was panting. She banged the inside of the washer. "Open my bag!"
"What?" I was taken off guard by the switch in topics. That and my shorts had formed an achingly tight tent over my boner. I was in just a light t-shirt and shorts from my daily workout session at the gym.
"Do what I say," she snapped. "My bag's on the counter, open it."
Her leather handbag was on the big wooden counter-top. I opened it and looked down at a large black dildo.
"Wow, that's a big--"
"Not that dummy, there are two bottles. One is KY. It's the other one I need."
I took out the dildo and put it down with a thud on the counter, then took out the bottles. One was the lube. I brought the other over to Jessie's fulsome rump.
I looked down. Jessie was hourglass shaped. Her ass stuck out, her narrow waist was bare but above that was the hem of a flimsy white t-shirt - the nearly transparent one she wore for laundry days. Above that, I knew were her amazing, big titties. I gulped looking over at the four bras on the counter. I bet she wasn't wearing a bra, as usual. Fuck.
"Stop perving on me, and oil me up!"
I snapped out of it, laughing nervously, and clicked open the oil bottle, upending it in a viscus trail around her lower back.
"Oh shit," she gasped. "Cold! Rub it in!"
I knelt and slowly worked it in. Around those hips and over her big round haunches.
"Not there, dummie! Higher!"
"Oh! Sorry!" I squirted yet more, maybe too much, into the divitt of her spine and worked it up, soaking it into her t-shirt. Now it clung to her skin, really see-thru.
"Yeah," she grunted. "More round my tummy, then maybe I can squirm out."
I did as I was told, though I had to press up against her as I worked and rubbed. My hands brushed against her pussy mound in my akwardness. She gave a little gasp under her breath, but said nothing - slowly wiggling herself up and down against the edges of the washer's opening. Also bouncing against my now very swollen crotch!
I leaned back, groaning & panting. Jessie's ass gleamed now, totally oiled up, wiggling for all it's worth. I looked down at myself and cursed.
"What?" she asked.
"I got my shorts all oily."
She laughed. "Cause you've been grinding on my ass! You're such a dirty old man."
I blushed, then shrugged and stood up.
"You're not leaving me?" There was panic in her voice.
"No," I said. I stripped off my tight t-shirt and then unbuttoned my shorts and shoved them down over my thick, muscular legs, sighing as my erection sprang free. I knelt back down behind her ass and drizzled the oil all over her jiggling ass.
"MAX!" Jessie's ass flexed as I took her by the hips. "What are you doing?"