If there is anything better than leaving work early on a sunny Friday afternoon in July, maybe it's knowing that you have the house to yourself for the whole weekend. These precious few days had been marked on my calendar for over a month now. Not any calendar at home of course. Jill, my wife, would have had a bird if she ever caught me looking forward to anything that actually brought me a little joy. Why? Because my beloved spouse of 14 years is a vindictive, hypersensitive, control freak who has dedicated her married life to denying me even the smallest of pleasures. But then what the hell, I didn't need to dwell on the pitiful state of my marriage right now. Jill and our daughter were gone till Sunday and for the next 48 hours my time belonged only to me.
I parked my car out on the street and sprinted up the stairs through my front door. Normally this was taboo as Jill insisted that I park in the alley that runs behind our house and use back door. She claimed that too many coming and goings at the front of the house was a clear indication that the inhabitants were decidedly "lower-middle-class". I then proceeded to commit a whole series of divorce worthy offenses: leaving my shoes in the hallway, my suit in a heap on the bedroom floor and not thoroughly bleaching down the bathroom after a particularly satisfying piss. The weekend had barely begun and I was already having a ball.
I rooted out my grubbiest T-shirt and most faded shorts and slipped them on. The only thing left on my agenda was to make myself a sandwich, grab a cold bottle of Bud and make my way out to the pool in our backyard. Passing by Jill's exquisitely fussy and over-decorated bedroom (yes, we slept in separate rooms), I briefly considered going in and having a little fun. Nothing upsets Jill more than someone messing with her ridiculous army of little glass knick-knacks. But I quickly thought better of it. If Jill ever concluded I was responsible for disturbing her carefully ordered room, the likely punishment was a lengthy withdrawal of sex. Not that we did it that often to begin with. But the last thing I needed was to have sex even more infrequently.
Things weren't always like this between my wife and I. Sure, Jill has always been somewhat of a control freak. But the cute little dirty blonde dynamo I met in college at least used to enjoy sex. Then, like today, she knew what she wanted and had no compunction about going out and getting it. We first met up on one of those university ski-trips. If you're unfamiliar with these college standbys, the formula goes something like this: get a busload of horny college kids, jam them into as few condo's as possible, add copious amounts of vodka and beer then sit back and let nature run her course. Jill didn't know me, but I knew her - everyone knew Jill whether they wanted to or not. She was one of the organizers of the trip and spent most of the weekend compulsively ensuring everyone was having a good time.
You could say that I ended up as one of her "special projects". What can I say? I'm not that good in social situations. By nature I'm pretty quiet and keep to myself most of the time. I know that my demeanor can put people off; they confuse my shyness with aloofness. But nothing could be further from the truth. I really didn't want anyone looking after me, but Jill wasn't the kind to take no for an answer. For two solid days she fluttered around introducing me to women. All for naught, though. Experience had taught me that I would never talk a woman into bed. It had taken me two months just to get up the nerve to ask a girl in my Spanish class out on a date. But despite my obvious ineptitude with the opposite sex, Jill doggedly pressed on.
When I look back at what happened next I really can't help but laugh. Some might characterize what she did next as a charity fuck. But anybody who says that doesn't know my wife very well. Jill isn't one for charity, but she sure is a hellcat when it comes to getting her own way. She somehow took my inability to get laid as a failure on her part. And since Jill doesn't accept failure all that well, it was up to her to put things right. On the last night of the trip I decided to slip away from the increasingly rambunctious party and make my way back to my assigned bedroom. By this time I was exhausted by Jill's constant attention and figured I would let both of us off the hook for at least one evening. I was on the floor in my sleeping bag, just about to nod off, when I heard someone enter the room. I could barely make out the figure of Jill slipping in and quietly closing the door behind her. At first I figured she was here to ball me out. So I quickly offered up a lame excuse to keep her happy:
"Jill, I appreciate everything you're doing for me, but I think I picked up some kind of bug. What do you say we take the night off and let me get some sleep?"
She whispered back: "Don't be so stupid. We both know what a lost cause you are. Now just shut up and enjoy."
With that Jill leaned over and locked the door. She moved over in front of the window and was instantly and gloriously silhouetted against the moonlight streaming into the room. She pulled off her fashionable ski sweater and kicked off her jeans. Resplendent in a matching pair of white panties and tank top, she looked ravishing. Though Jill is quite petite, just over 5 feet tall, there is nothing petite about her curves. Her breasts, though small by most standards, actually look plump and full when contrasted against her teenager-like frame. Through the thin cotton of the t-shirt material I could discern her nipples becoming erect. She was possessed enough not to rush the moment, giving me ample time to devour her with my eyes as the reality of what was happening began to make itself known to my hardening cock. As she wiggled out of the tank top, she fixed her eyes upon me and the corners of her mouth curled up into a shy grin:
"Are you enjoying yourself Stuart? Maybe you want to strip down as well and unzip your sleeping bag."
Wordlessly I complied, kicking off my shorts and letting my very erect dick spring free. Jill continued undressing by slowly relieving herself of those sheer panties - the dark triangle between her legs now drawing all my attention. She tiptoed over to my prone body as I opened up my sleeping bag for her. She crawled in and stretched out next to me as I felt her lithe body make contact against my bare skin. I moaned a little and gave an involuntary shudder. Jill proceeded to slowly rub herself against me. Her naturally firm breasts were pushed up against my chest. She then proceeded to drag her tits down the length of my torso until they came to a tantalizing rest at my groin before making her way back up my body. The sensation was incredible and she kept this up until I thought I was in danger of cumming all over her stomach. But she stopped just in time, choosing instead to make more definitive contact with me. She grabbed my cock with both hands, holding me firmly while she began to pepper my shoulders and neck with kisses. I reached over and cupped her small but nicely rounded ass in my hands. She responded by squeezing my cock tighter and working her kisses up my chin to my waiting mouth.
We stayed in this embrace for I don't know how long. Though not exactly a virgin, my past fumbling experiences with sex had left me unprepared for the onslaught of sensations and emotions that were now overwhelming me. I guess I had started to buck insistently in her hands:
"Slow down there Stu, we've got lots of time. Don't get impatient on me now."