Miles Lider raised his brow at the picture in front of him. He wasn't bothered at the next applicant being a woman. What bothered him was the bubblegum. Why was the gum sparkling? Why was her bra showing? Who wears pig tails in their thirties? What sort of person would send a picture without their face in their resume? It all came down to the bubblegum, which was literally a bubble, and it was hiding her whole face. Miles rubbed his forehead, his silver wedding ring scratching skin.
Miles' office was roomy; there was enough space for two file cabinets, a jacket stand, four green plants and even a sink. There was no window. The other problem with the room was the lack of air conditioning, which was attributable to the building's dated design. On a sunny day like this, the coast of California was like a rain forest. Being stuck in this office conducting job interviews was Miles' idea of purgatory. He flipped the pages in the folder before him. Excluding the terrible photo, the woman's resume was oddly clean and succinct. Miles almost suspected someone had written her application and papers for her.
"Prior employment," he murmured to himself, "waitress... camp instructor... construction worker?"
Each page of the resume was accompanied by a photo of the woman posing in the appropriate work uniform - bubblegum bubble hiding her face.
"Maybe I'm the one who needs to switch jobs," Miles sighed and buried his face in his palm.
Something fell out of the folder. It made no sound as it fell, but Miles felt it touch the sleeve of his suit. He raised his brow, bent down and picked it up. It was a tiny notebook; heart stickers on its cover. Miles opened it and read the first page.
"What in God's name..?" he whispered while staring at scribbled lines that filled page after page.
There was no title entry to explain the lines. The color of the ink varied, which meant the lines were drawn with different pens, possibly on different days. Was she keeping count of something? Miles explored this odd notebook a page at a time. The lines seized appearing on pages after about the halfway mark. They were replaced by numbers, rows and rows of numbers. A realization was dawning in the mind of the 35-year old.
A sudden knock at the door startled the man.
"Hallo! Can I come? Interview times?" a woman at the door asked.
Her blonde pig tails swayed as she tilted her head, grinning giddily. She skipped over the threshold, her football-sized breasts hopping under her white top - she wore no bra.
"S-sure, come on in. Your name was..?" Miles
asked, suddenly not even remembering her name despite reading it only minutes ago.
"Su-Lee! Nice to meet ya!" the Asian greeted.
Her face was so covered in skin toner that not a single mold was visible. Her features were distinctly Asian, excluding her eyes, which weren't slinted. Her shoulders seemed too broad for a woman, but that was likely due to the padding of her beige-colored suit. Her miniskirt was also beige, which considering her lack of brassiere and star-shaped navel ring, was surprisingly professional-looking. Of course, in context with the rest of the woman's wardrobe, it wasn't enough to disperse a very opposite image. Miles watched the bouncing of her melons and listened to the creak of fabric. Her steps were far too long for her miniskirt, and her skirt naturally rolled up, flashing her panties. Her top, similarly, was barely able to hold her lolling D-cups in shape. As she reached his desk, Miles froze in place: the woman's proudly standing protrusions pushed at the thin fabric, their oppressively red shade showing. The woman's teeth chewed on a pink goo, which she made no effort to hide.
"Hi! Su-Lee!" she said, followed by a pop.
"You, uh, said that. Hello, Su-Lee", Miles said and got up from his char to offer his hand.
The Asian grabbed the hand and shook it with a smile. Her grip had more strength than Miles'.
"I didn't know ya would be black! So sexy!" Su-Lee blurted nonchalantly.
Miles let out a nervous laugh. He was blushing, but thanks to dark shade of his skin, it was barely visible. The woman reacted by raising her brow - her expression turned unreadable. The man felt his heart racing, and he suddenly feared she would notice his pulse through his hand. Nothing happened for an uncounted number of seconds. Then, the little bird loosened her grip, chirped, and nested on the chair in front of it. Miles hurried to follow suit. While sitting down, his mind raced to find an opening topic that would buy him time to recover. The pop of her gum was like a gun sound, and Miles shook in her suit.
"Miss... miss Su-Lee, uhm," he said, stretching his sentence, when an idea dawned on him midway between words, "oh, um, could you remove the gum? Please?"
"Sure thing," she said and gouged the gum from her teeth, then proceeded to gloo it... somewhere.
Miles blinked in surprise. The woman's hand movement suggested she had hidden the pink stuff somewhere. It wasn't under the desk however; that much Miles was sure of.
"What're ya staring, mister sir? My eyes are up here," Su-Lee said with a sunny grin.
"Oh, I'm terribly, terribly sorry-"
"I can show them to ya, if ya want," she said, interrupting Miles' apology, "I really don't mind! It's 40 degrees outside! I'm actually sweating like a pig! Why ya think I have no bra?"
The Asian spoke in a cheerful, panting voice. She smiled jovially while flapping her top's neck opening - did she really only want relief from heat?
"I don't... know. Uh, I mean, I don't mind, but... someone could walk in," Miles stammered.
"I'll lock the door!" Su-Lee said and sprung up her chair.
The little bird flew across the room, shed its feathers as it went, made the door lock sing and returned to her nest. Her jacket sitting in a lonely pile on the carpet, Su-Lee let out a sigh while grabbing her top. She pulled it over her head - Miles was too shocked to utter a word to stop her. The two mammary glands popped out of their flimsy confines, their sheer size causing gravity to pull down their shape. She was soft all over, like an unfinished clay statue, a true mountain of femininity. Her pig tails swayed as she tilted her head from side to side.
"I love a sunny day like this! Makes me wanna skinny-dip into a lake, haha!" she chuckled.