Joel And Mrs Matthews Ch 01

Hey, it's me, Joel. I'm sorry that I have whisper and I apologize if this story is short, but I have to lay low once the sun goes down. Apparently, the spat I caused between mom Lydia and daughter Luci is still going and I'm afraid to show my face. LOL, or turn the lights on in my house.

Anyways, a few stories back, when I sleeping with and cheating on Mrs. Kant from kitty corner around the back of my house, well, somehow her very prude roomie, Mrs. Matthews figured something out and just had to perform her own personal investigation, totally unknown to my ex-MILF girlfriend, Mrs. Kant.

Now, normally that wouldn't bother me in the least because, well, me and the Middleton MILFs, right? However, Mrs. Matthews brought an entirely different angle into the mix and it was too much to ignore. LOL, and by that, LOL, it almost brought nightmares and weddings, honeymoons and uptight prudes. Just let me know if you feel the same way.

"Oh, you know me young man, you just don't know me yet."

"Huh? Are you from the Middleton Crazy Lady club?"

"Oh, I might be bat shit crazy, but you need to hear me out. I'm Millie Matthews, Mrs. Kant's roomie. You know, the old bag of prude bones who stays in the small back bedroom in the house kitty corner to your backyard! May I come in now, Joel, Tiger Joel, Supreme Stud Joel??????"

I swear, the printed patterns on her way too long of a dress spelled out prude and proud.

"Oh geez, ah, Mrs. Matthews, Kelly broke up with me or something. I'm innocent! Or something."

"Shut it, stud missile man. May we sit and chat?"

Oh, shoot me know, please just shoot me now.

"Listen, I'm not here to talk about why you and my roomie Kelly stopped fucking like rabbits and yes, the word fucking just came out of my mouth young man, so pull your eyes back in and close your jaw. Look, it's true that I am prude and proud, but you don't know my back story."

"Oh, please, loosen 32 of the buttons on your dress and enlighten of your back story."

"First of all, only I know where I buried the bodies, so watch your mouth. So here goes, way back in the day and we don't need to count the years, I committed to save myself for my wedding night. I went to my wedding as virgin, Joel! Even in my day, those days were long gone."

Lies, all lies. But Millie managed to get inside of my house, so let the lies continue, right?

"And that was a terrible decision because the man you fished hooked found his action elsewhere while you kept the forest floor clean and fresh?"

"Four bodies are buried, Joel, four bodies! However, yes, that's pretty much how it worked out. I mean, MEN, am I right? Anyways, the wedding was fine (boring as hell) and then there was a small after party because our honeymoon wasn't going to start for three days afterwards."

"And that's where your virginity went out the window from your fish hooked hubby? He finally got some of the good stuff? I mean, you had the "good stuff" back in your day, right Millie?"

"Of course, I had the "good stuff" Joel. I was a virgin. I was tight and I smelled good baby. But back to my sad story. There were some shots Joel and I wasn't a big drinker and yes, my virginity was lost, but not by newly crowned hubby."

"Oh, this is getting good now, Mrs. Matthews. Dish momma, dish it. Who did you do? And don't get cheap on the details Millie."

"I'm ashamed Joel, so ashamed, but I did my maid of honor's daddy, apparently. Wait, Joel, my maid of honor's daddy did me. Oh, shoot, I'm sorry Joel, it was a two-way street and we both went at it for about 17 seconds. But it was dark and all, Joel, it was dark and I was a little drunk. So, I'm innocent, right baby? I'm right about that, right Joel, I'm innocent, right? Joel, please tell me that I was innocent. I've been the burdened with guilt for so many years now."

"OMG, I'm so hard for your fat prude ass right now! However, on the point scale, it was your wedding night, there was a joyous after party, there were shots and cocktails and people were carrying on, so point award to Prude Millie. Mistakes happen and people can lose control. Scoot a little closer to me, Millie."

"Oh, thank you Joel, I'm feeling better now. I mean, it took two of us to tangle, but we were both basically fully dressed, so I'm good, right? I mean, he just pushed my white wedding panties to side when he shoved his fat and married cock up into me, but most of my clothes were on, right? I'm good and everything is OK, right?"

"Oh, slam the brakes on the "feel good" bus for a moment, it's not over yet, is it? I mean, later, right? When you laid down with the hubby later, I mean I never had the pleasure, but I think men know when they popped a cherry, am I right? By the way, you're beginning to sweat and the fully clothed excuse isn't holding much water. That's standard club sex stuff, so no points can be award. So, the beads of sweat?"

"Oh, yes, I'm a bit warm, so maybe I can undo half of the 64 buttons on this dress from circa 1732. Or maybe I'll take it off because I have an under slip on underneath, OK?"

"Please, take it off and use the time to gather your thoughts because I want the truth of the story and nothing but the truth, so??? Oh, oh, so that's what an under slip is? Cool. It looks, ah, silky. Anyways Millie, you were saying that a little later when your real hubby crawled between your thick creamy thighs on his way to the promise land, what happened next? And don't get cheap when you describe your creamy thick thighs. I peeked on you once in shower after I screwed the life out of your roomie, Kelly Kant. Also, you own one of my nuts, so good job."

"OMG, Joel, my thighs were so luscious back in my day, so creamy and so soft, OMG, Joel, I was a babe back then, I promise, I had it all. I had the curves, I had the legs, my pussy was fresh and I had the boys all trying to date me, but I didn't share it. Say it again Joel, say it again."

"Any man would have been crazy to not start licking you at the knee and continue licking his way all the way to your unshaven and hairy bush. So, when the hubby realized that you weren't bleeding virgin juice? Also, a little trimming wouldn't kill you."

"I thought I could fake my way through it. Heidi's daddy released the virgin juice that you mentioned and it hadn't been very long since, so I thought I could fake it and forever hold my peace. OMG, I'm sorry, I made a mistake by coming here tonight. I should go now before Kelly realizes that I left the house. She still craves for you, by the way. Her cravings are strong for you."

"Yeah, yeah, yeah, Kelly Kant and I still sneak in some secret sex, so, the moment of your wedding night truth? And you only have one under slip on, right? Anyways, how did it work out for you as you faked your way through your first sex with the hubby? You know, after you and Heidi's daddy did it in a room with all the lights on and before you started to drink?"

"Fine, Heidi's daddy and I had been carrying on for more than a year. But it's his wife's fault. She would have me over to watch a movie on TV and then she would doze off and then Heidi would doze off and then Heidi's daddy would whip his cock out and the rest is history. I've sucked a lot of cock for a prude, if that's what you're getting at, Joel. Happy now?"

"Another point award to Prude Millie for the truth, but that still doesn't address the new hubby who had been waiting four years to get some the good stuff. I mean, the after party, the sexy wedding night lingerie, the cocktails, your creamy thick thighs, your creamy thick thighs and last but least, your creamy thick thighs??? By the way, you're performing sex on me right now with your story."

"I went to him Joel. I was going to give up Heidi's daddy forever to have a hard cock that I could call my own. I promise, my thighs gleamed with my other juices and I planned to use those streams of juice to act like a roadmap, Joel, a roadmap to all that is good."

"And then he popped a nut as soon as he laid eyes on your wet creamy thighs? He couldn't control himself and he blew as soon as you lifted your wedding dress and revealed your creamy and wet thighs that had no match back in your day? Tell it to me, Millie, tell it to me."

"Oh, Joel, I was ready to present to my new hubby and hook him forever. And believe me, I pushed open the back bedroom door with a great force and a very exposed leg. I meant business Joel. I was all about the business of giving myself to my man."

"OMG, Mrs. Mathews, I'm struggling to hold my load right now, I'm struggling baby. Pull that under slip off, Mrs. Matthews, pull it off. I don't care how prudish your undies are."

"Joel, things were going to plan until I burst through the bedroom door, but then everything changed when I burst through the bedroom door."

"OMG, your ex-lover, Heid's daddy's, your only true love was the one the bed waiting for you? It's a movie script, Millie, it's a true secret love story."

"In a way, yes it was like a movie and yes, my secret lover, Heidi's daddy was on the bed."

"OMG, he was there and waiting for you! With his hard fat cock pointing straight up! It's a porn movie, Millie, hot porn! OMG, let me blow my wad on your thighs Millie, scoot closer. Make me make you my woman, Millie."

"Oh, it was a porn movie alright, but I was not the lead actress, hell, I didn't get a credit line. You see Joel, my ex-lover, Heidi's daddy, was on top of my new hubby and ramming my new hubby's ass into the bed with his fat cock and Joel, it was not their first time. From their verbal expressions of dirty pillow talk, I knew immediately that they had been together many times. And by the way, you go ahead and make my older, yet still creamy thighs even creamier whenever you want to and oh, I guess that means now, I guess. Juice me baby, use my thighs for your dirty pleasure."

Ugh, ooh, OMG, huff, baby, OMG."

"So, missile man, to finish my story, I filed for a divorce on my wedding night, which back in the day was totally unheard of, but I did it. I was briefly married and never slept with my husband because he took in the ass Joel, in the ass on our wedding night! And he took it from my side piece lover, no less. Needless to say, I left the world of men forever after that. I never saw Heidi's daddy again and I most certainly never spoke to my ex-hubby, Butch Sr., ever, ever again."

"Wait, what? Butch Sr? Like Butch the twinkle toe faggot's dad? You were married to super faggot Butch Sr. for a day? Millie, wow. By the way, let me just rub this sticky stuff around with my tip."

"And I've been an old hag and a prude ever since, until you just creamed my thighs, Joel. 25 years Joel, 25 years. I had the head of a fat cock in my fresh pussy for 17 seconds, Joel and that was 25 long years ago, 25 years!"

"Wow, I did not see that coming, but thanks for letting me cum on you. And you can lick at it with your fingers, it's OK Millie."

"Make me naked, Joel, help me get over the sexual scars that faggot Butch Sr. made me bare all these years, make me naked Joel. Help me realize that all men aren't bad men, Joel. Fuck me deep, fuck me hard or fuck me dirty, just fuck me because you're a man who wants to fuck a woman and not another man. Let me shed my prude image, Joel. Make me your woman and set me free."

"And not tell Kelly Kant about it?"

"It would be best that way, Joel. She's madly in love with you and possibly pregnant from you. I can sneak over from the west when she sneaks back home from the east. Pound me like you have pounded Kelly so many times. Make me remember what it was like when I sucked cock 25 years ago. 17 seconds Joel and 25 years ago! I need it Joel and now it's worse because I have been spying on you and Kelly and I got wet again, wet I tell you! Take advantage of that and make me your woman."

"So, if we erase all of the blow jobs that you performed on Heidi's daddy, then you only had sex once in all your 49 years and it was for 17 seconds during the after party of your wedding? And feel free to talk about all the wet and juicy blow jobs that we simply can't erase. Oh, and I don't mean to be rude or anything, but for how long did Heidi's daddy snow plow your ex-hubby's ass?"

"Make me your woman, Joel, make me yours. Give me your best 43 seconds package, Joel. I'll even take a cheap 3-way with you and Kelly, just give the full 43 seconds of pussy bliss. I submit, Joel."

Oh, it gets better folks! I mean, not with prude Millie or my favorite MILF Kelly Kant, but with the faggot Butch Jr. and Butch Sr. family tag team.

I mean, seriously, faggot Butch Butchers Jr. and his faggot dad Butch Butchers Sr? Faggot wrecking marriages for over 25 years? LOL, like father, like son? What are the odds, right?

Anyways, I'm still hiding out from the mother-daughter Limber family hit squad, so I'll talk to you guys again when it's safe.

End Joel & Mrs. Matthews 01