This is a true story that happened to me in Austin, Texas. I had just ended a long-term relationship with a hot, petite lil blonde, due to her mental instability. Quite frankly she was starting to scare me, but that's another story...
It all started when I was trying to find a date for the upcoming weekend. This was about 1997 and I was surfing YAHOO and noticed they had a personal ad section that was still free back then. I thought what the heck, let me give this a shot and see what happens. I made my add up, that today sounds so much like everyone else's, and submitted it.
I said something like this. "Nice guy, likes motorcycles, windsurfing, dancing and movies looking for a fun woman to enjoy the summer with and possibly more. If this sounds interesting to you let me know."
After about a week, I only got a few responses. I replied back to those and asked them to include a picture of themselves. I remember getting a response, from a woman named Karen, who said she was a nurse. She included her phone number and her picture among other details about her. She was slightly older than me, single and a Canadian citizen. She was working here in Austin, Texas due to a nursing shortage. Her picture was full sized and I guess she would be described as a BBW. Her hands appeared to be fidgeting and she did not project much self-confidence, but what really caught my attention were her massive Double D breasts. I pictured what fun it would be to get my hands on those juicy melons. Before I shut my PC down and went to sleep, I thought she's really not my type and oh well so much for online dating.
Over the next two weeks, I found myself thinking back to Karen's email and her enticing boobs. It was getting close to the weekend and again I had no date or any prospects. I was feeling somewhat lonely and very horny and thought what the heck and called her up. Karen answered the phone and I told her my name was John and I was the one whose ad she had responded to.
There was a slight pause, before Karen said "I had given up on you, since you haven't emailed or called in the last two weeks. Why are you calling me now?"
I was caught off guard by her question, but said "I'm sorry, I got your email and I meant to get back to you, but things have been really hectic for me lately. You seem like a nice woman and I'd like to get to know you better. Worse comes to worse, we both have a new friend."
Karen still seemed a bit put off, but relaxed some after BS-ing about ourselves for a while. She asked me for my picture, but at the time I did not have a digital picture to send her. I described myself to her, but as we all know that's not quite the same. I finally asked her if she would like to go out for dinner and a movie this weekend. She hesitated, I guess trying to make up her mind if I was just another jerk or worth her time. She said ok and told me where she lived and I said I would pick her up Friday at 7pm.
When Friday rolled around I was worn out from the workweek and worse my allergies were starting to give me a headache. I'm not the type to stand anyone up, but I sure was having second thoughts about this date. I took my shower and dressed casually as we agreed in jeans, boots and a Polo shirt and headed to her house. I rang her doorbell and she answered the door wearing black tights and a button down shirt untucked over her tights. She seemed a bit nervous and said she was sorry, but couldn't find something nicer to wear that was casual and hoped I didn't mind. I said no she was fine and thought to myself, well it's only dinner and a movie and then I can go home and take some sinus medicine and go to bed. She asked me if I still wanted to take her out or if I had changed my mind.
That question made me feel guilty, so I forced up a smile and said "no, come on let's go to dinner before the movie."
She smiled at that and said "Ok, great." We walked to my truck and I opened the door for her, which she seemed to like and smiled at me as she got in.
At the restaurant, she only ordered a salad even after I said please get what you want. She seemed to be trying to make a nice impression on me as we talked about what movie to see and got to know each other better. I only picked at my food, as my headache was getting worse and I was starting to regret drinking a beer at dinner, even if it was only one.
Karen asked me if something was wrong and I said, "no, I just have a bit of a headache and my neck is a bit tense." She nicely offered to skip the movie if I wasn't feeling well, but I said no I'd be fine. For some reason, I just didn't want her to feel like I wanted to escape this date with her.
We got our movie tickets and went inside to watch the movie. We chatted a while before the movie started and she seemed to be smiling more and loosening up. She didn't seem as nervous as before. As we were watching the movie, I leaned forward and was rubbing my neck as my headache was really starting to get worse. I was surprised when she reached over and started to rub my back and she whispered to me "When we get back to my place, I'll get you some aspirin and rub your back for you."
I looked at her and said, "ok", mainly because I didn't know what else to say, but her offer really surprised me. The movie ended and we started driving back to her place. We both agreed the movie wasn't that great, when I pulled up to her place and intended to just drop her off. All I wanted was to go home and get in my bed.
She said, "You are still coming in right? I'll rub your back for you and work some of that tension out." I said, "That's really nice of you, but you really don't have to bother." To which she replied "I don't mind, I promised to make you feel better, c'mon in." as she got out of my truck.
