Oh shit that sun is bright. Yea, that's a hangover. Splitting headache, room spinning. I'll flop back down on the bed and wait to get up for a few minutes. What did I drink that has me so plastered? Think, Kenny, think. Shots. Lots of shots. A woman laughing. Damn I gotta piss. Get to the bathroom. Oh yea, much better. That woman laughing as I did shots. Wait, she did shots too. Jane. Wait, Jane and I did shots. My friend Jane, from England. In town for a visit. Wait, I'm naked. I don't sleep naked unless there's a womβstumble back to the bedroom, check the bed. Is there a woman in my bed? Long black hair, with a streak of white blonde. Jane has a white blonde streak in her black hair. Oh shit, Jane slept in my bed last night. With me. Ease into the bed. Don't wake her up til I figure out what happened last night. My back is sore, like nails got raked down it. I haven't had a woman in my bed in 5 years. Wait, Jane has a man, Jay. Hell, I have a woman, Diane. What the fuck happened last night? Go to the kitchen, Kenny, coffee will help bring it back. Maybe some toast, too, soak up the hangover.
Chew up the toast. What's that smell. Not toast. Smells like a woman, musky, warm, like sex. Sex! Holy shit, did we have sex? My friend Jane. Well, it could be worse. Jane's a good person. Good friend. Always there for me. Jane with the mega-watt smile and big boobs. A woman, not a spindly girl. Curves from having three kids. Jane's lips. Mmmm, that full bottom one. I enjoyed nibbling on it. Wait, ski-ball? Jane and I played ski-ball, and drank. Nibbling Jane's neck, she sighed. Holding her face in my hands. Damn I have rough hands. Too rough for soft skin like that. Kissing Jane. Pulling her to me, up against me. Those big boobs against my chest. Her tongue, kissing me back. Me wrapping my arms around her when he tried to end the kiss. She's short, I'm a head taller than her, if not more. Ten years older, too. What the hell was I thinking? My friend with the curves that fit under my hands so well. The warm skin that felt so good against me. All woman.
We took a cab back here, too drunk to drive. She straddled my lap in the backseat of the cab. Unsnapping her bra under her shirt, like a teenager. She broke out in gooseflesh when I touched her breasts. Walk back to the bedroom, see what she's doing. Get into bed, see if I can remember the rest of the night. She's turning over, slide a hand down her back. Damn she's got smooth skin. Those lips, mmm. They are red, like they were roughed up a bit, slightly puffed. Wait, just kissing doesn't make lips that red. That couldn't just be kissing. I couldn't keep my hands off her. Or my mouth. She felt great in my arms. I haven't been that hard in a LONG time.