Kimmy the Enchanted Princess of Castle Cumalot
Episode 5: The Nasty Knight
DISCLAIMER: The following story is a work of fiction. Any similarity between any actual events or any person, living or dead, is strictly coincidental.
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Dazed and frustrated after an encounter with a beautiful marble angel who only teased her into a state of great sexual desire, Princess Kimmy staggered through the winding passage between tall, beautifully-trimmed English boxwood plants. She rubbed her crotch as if it had a terrible itch - and it did, but not the kind a fingernail can cure - and wondered where in the Castle Cumalot maze she had lost herself.
Silly princess! she thought. "Lost" means you don't know where you are. She began watching for a nice, cool gap in the hedge where she might hide from the bright noonday sun and cure her itch with a little help from her hands. Silhouetted against the magical canary sky, her bright-eyed bird friend fluttered back and forth, the only constant companion she had in her adventures in this ensorcelled sex fortress.
At one of the frequent forks in the maze, grumpily thinking she might never find a resting place to get her off the path and let her take care of an increasingly-urgent need, Princess Kimmy peeked around corners of the three-way choice before her. Only more gosh-darned beautiful cussword hedges showed in every direction. Then her bird pal dove past, wings so close they brushed the princess' beautiful golden hair, darting up and down one particular branch of the maze. The bird, she thought, sees everything from above, so maybe it is leading me back.
Sternly she pulled her hands from her middle, where they had been busily getting her even more wet and wanting. She clenched her slender fingers into fists and told herself to stop making things worse, then set off with resolute strides to find out where birdie's course led her. In Princess Kimmy's case, since she was navigating a damp, well-grown carpet of grass wearing entirely unsuitable and towering heels, every step had to be resolute or she would fall on her ass when the stiletto spikes stuck in the ground. Her petite body swaying with each step, she marched on. And on. And on.
Mad, she thought, I'm getting mad at that damned bird. It brought me into an endless path and now I am even getting thirsty and I can't find a nook to fingerfuck and I am MAD. Just at that thought Princess Kimmy rounded another corner and blessed the bird.
Sweet clear water splashed merrily down a little waterfall fountain at the far side of the clearing she entered. Towering above the boxwood off to her right was a monumental statue of an ancient armored knight on a powerful big horse, jousting lance leveled at some imagined opponent beyond the horse's head. A small marble bench invited the princess to sit in a shaded area cut into the hedge.
Princess Kimmy let the water splash all over her and the tattered wisp of a day gown she wore. It was some protection from the sun but not worth much else. She took it off and hung it on a branch to dry, then sat on the smooth marble bench. She put her feet up on the edges of the bench beside her and slid three fingers into her wanting cleft.
Head thrown back, eyes closed, her mind focused on the very nice feelings she was giving herself at last, Princess Kimmy was startled half to death by some cold, soft thing suddenly caressing her breast and sensitive nipple. It was the brazen tongue of the bronze horse statue, licking her just as a living animal might, for the salted pleasure of it. The knight sat far above, staring down at her self-pleasure with a scowl that must have been molded onto his face. He held the lance pointing upward, butt couched in a boot on his saddle. Princess Kimmy blushed at being caught.