When my first daughter was born I felt like I was doing fine managing the sleep deprivation and all the rest of the total upheaval of our life. What I was not prepared for was the sudden and complete lack of sex. I've had sex as often as I wanted since I was fourteen. That was when I realized that lots of girls will happily suck a guy's cock if it is genuinely huge and attached to a handsome guy. It isn't even hard to fuck any but the most uptight girls if you've been blessed with good looks, a big stick, and if you take care of yourself. Because my wife, Anne, is very sexual too, I didn't have trouble staying well satisfied through our marriage before the baby and I never even considered running around on her.
Then, the first three weeks of my wife's recovery from giving birth, I was getting nothing from her sexually. I couldn't blame her, she was exhausted and doing a great job with the baby. The problem was she was genuinely too tired to even give me a hand job, let alone blow me, and of course real fucking was still out of the question. Then I found myself talking a little too long with one of the girls at work who are always trying to flirt with me and I knew I had to do something. I was thinking about getting some lube and just jerking myself off, but it never came to that.
I was in my bedroom trying to nap when I heard the doorbell. Ann was downstairs, so I knew she'd get it and I didn't think anything of it. A while later, my wife came in and sat next to me on the bed. "Dan, can I talk to you a minute?"