The Leprechaun and the Lady
This story shows how magic can come into one's life, especially if sex is mixed into the brew. But you have to believe in romance and love.
Sean O'Toole believed, and you will see where it got him, a great life. It gained him the love of
Colleen Shamrock, a beautiful red-headed Irish lass
I will not attempt to emulate an
Irish brogue for there is nothing worse than a badly spoken, simulated accent, so I will continue to relate this story in my native tongue.
As you can guess, it is all an Irish fairy tale, and there is no truth in it whatsoever.
Sean was as Irish as it was possible for a Leprechaun to be. He was normally 3 feet tall, but could, with a spell, change his height and size as it suited him. He wore a green jacket, black trousers and a green hat over his red hair. He was a very happy Leprechaun. He happened to be 100 years old; about a third of a leprechaun's life span. Sean smoked Erinmore tobacco in his pipe, which had a very pleasant bouquet, and in his hand, he had a magic Shillelagh. He lived under a very old Oak tree on the edge of a small forest, beside a small stream.
Colleen, on the other hand, often wore a green skirt with a white blouse. She had a gorgeous figure with half orange-sized tits. She lived a rather privileged life in a big house with large grounds. Her father, being the owner of a large factory, also owned the property they lived in. She had had a good education, and, as some Irish lassies are wont, was still unmarried at 31 years of age; about a third of a human's lifespan. Colleen was not inexperienced in the ways of sex, as she had had quite a few boyfriends, but none of them had the attributes she desired. Most had only wanted to get into her knickers for a quick fuck without satisfying her, selfishly thinking only of themselves, or they were scallywags looking for a few euros because they thought her father was wealthy.
At this stage, she was quite pissed off with the male gender.
So it happened that one day, as she took her morning walk up the hill by the forest, she came upon a large magic circle of mushrooms on the top of the hill where there was a grassy patch. They were delightful, and being Irish, she immediately thought of fairies dancing in the moonlight at night.
As she stood there, her thoughts were interrupted by a strong, mellow voice calling, "Young lady, be careful that you do not stand on the mushrooms in the magic circle. If you do, you will bring bad luck on yourself for a whole year, but however, if you tread carefully around the circle, you might just see the fairies dance tonight."
Colleen turned around quickly and saw a kindly pipe smoking Leprechaun standing by the old Oak tree. She looked away, and when she looked back, there was no one there. Colleen did not know that one had to stay looking into a Leprechaun's eyes, or he might disappear. Next, when she looked around, she spied him standing on the far side of the magic circle.
Colleen had heard about Leprechauns but had never met one so she smiled, "Mr Leprechaun, how did you get over to there?"
Sean chuckled, "I am not mister, I am Sean O'Toole, and I have magic, and if you want to keep me in one place, you must keep your eyes on me."
Colleen became enamoured with the little fellow and started a conversation with him. "Why are you guarding this magic circle, and where do you live?"
"One thing at a time, Lassie. I am protecting it for the fairies, as I live just over there," pointing his shillelagh at the old oak tree, "and I am charged with keeping wild animals and humans away, as they may damage the circle. However, if you would like to see the fairies dance, tonight is the last night, because the mushrooms are starting to wilt. Come up here just after moonrise, meet up with me, and we will watch it because it is beautiful to see, and you may only see it once in a lifetime."
Colleen smiled " Thank you, Sean. I will be here in time. Thank you for your help."
Then Sean was gone.
That evening as the moon started to rise, Colleen hurried out the door and almost ran up the hill, arriving there breathless. She immediately started looking around for Sean.
He quietly called, "Lassie, I'm over here,"
Seeing him sitting on a log a little way from the magic circle, she walked over and sat beside him. She felt his warmth up against her side, and it felt good.
"Why are you sitting over here?" she asked.
"We are keeping away from the Fairies so that we do not scare them off," replied Sean. "They are very sensitive to being watched by humans, so stay very close by me, and they will know that you are my guest."
Sean also had an ulterior motive. He liked the feeling of this young beauty close beside him, especially as her perfume filled his nostrils. He could feel a strong emotion in his heart and found he did not know what this strange feeling was.
About then, there was a tinkling of tiny bells, and in the darkening sky, Colleen could see shimmering lights that resolved into small dancing stars. Then as they came closer, she saw that they were beautiful fairies. Their wings glinted in the moonlight, and their lovely ballerina frocks rustled as they alighted into the magic circle. Colleen had never seen a Fairy, let alone a couple of dozen of them.
Once they had landed, beautiful music started, seemingly coming from everywhere and nowhere. Colleen could not pinpoint it. Suddenly the Fairy Queen appeared in the middle of the dancers with her star tipped wand held high over her head. The fairies danced around her with increasing vigour.
Colleen whispered to Sean, "Oh, this scene in front of us is beautiful. Thank you, Sean, for inviting me up here to see this."
Sean snuggled up beside Colleen. The strange feeling in his body intensified. He still did not know what it was, but he liked it. The feeling of being close up against a human female became intoxicating. Having always been on his own, because leprechauns do not touch each other, all this was new and stimulating.
He started to think, "Do all humans touch like this?"
At this point, Colleen became carried away with the dancing and the music and threw her arms around Sean's neck and kissed him.
"Begorra," he exclaimed, startled out of his wits. The feeling became stronger than ever, and Sean could hardly sit still.
However, his exclamation caused the Fairy Queen to look over just as Colleen kissed him, and she smiled, she did love to see affection, especially in humans.
As it had become late in the evening, and the moon was now overhead, the fairies were slowing and getting tired. The Fairy Queen called that it was time to stop dancing and to go home.
She walked over to Sean, carrying a big smile on her face, then said, "Sean, who is your human friend?"
Sean stumbled and stuttered, "Aeval, this is Colleen. She wanted to see the fairies dance, and tonight was your last time here. I hope that I haven't offended you by bringing her up to see them."
"Oh no," breathed the Fairy Queen, "I am delighted to have you here. 'Tis so lovely to have you both here. When we dance, we rarely have an audience, and we dance much better when someone watches us.