I had recently changed sales jobs and now had a territory that included the Houston area where my sister-in-law, Jean, along with her husband and daughter lived.
On my first trip down, Jean insisted that I stay at their house to be able to visit and save my company the cost of a hotel room. Besides, she said, her husband, who also is in sales, was out of town for several days.
Their teenage daughter worked after school and was also involved in a local theatre group, so Jean said I'd do her a favor by providing her with some companionship.
The first night I was there, we were sitting out on the patio by the pool in our swimsuits enjoying more wine after finishing a bottle with dinner, chatting about lots of things. After a while, it got around to our relationships with our spouses.
The frank person that she is, Jean was saying she enjoyed good sex with her husband, Danny,
when he's around.
Then she asked about her sister and me. We'd had a lot of wine by then and without thinking, I replied that Helen and I hadn't made love in several years.
Jean's eyes got wide and she said, "You mean nothing? Not even a blowjob or a handjob?"
Jean's like that. Very direct and too the point. A very assertive personality.
My face reddening, I shook my head and admitted, "No nothing."
"That cold bitch!" Jean said almost to herself, quietly.
I never heard her say anything like that about her older sister so I was surprised.