Thursday was bright hot day with a strong wind blowing away Wednesday's storm clouds. There was little work to do and even less people to deal with. When I got off work, with my spirits high and fresh paycheck in the bank, I decided to return to Best Buy and buy Linzy a going-away present. I made my way to the camera section and was immediately approached by rail thin guy with a braided goatee that tried to sell me a Sony Cybershot that I had no use for.
"I think he's here to see me." A familiar voice rang from behind him and we both looked to see Georgette and her oversized boobs waiting for a response. The short blonde waived the guy off and smirked up at me. "You know, you could've stuck around long enough to give me your number last week." She accused.
"Sorry." I shrugged. "I was in a hurry- had some things to film." I inched closer to her, getting a good view down her polo shirt with the buttons all undone. "And I actually need another camera now."
She rolled her eyes and sighed. "Is this one going to get paid for by the sheriff's office too?" she asked, and then quickly mocked a gasp. "Oh that's right; they never paid for the last one!" I tried to apologize but she waived it off. "Not a big deal, we wrote it up as a theft and I gave a completely different wrong description of you." Georgette motioned for me to follow her and we made our way to the camcorders. "Now, seriously though, what can I sell you?"
"I need another camera like mine; HD, easy formatting, made for publishing to the internet." I explained. "My... partner is going to school overseas, so I'm setting her up so she can hopefully keep up her part of the website, maybe with some girls-only stuff."
Georgette put her hands on her hips and her massive breasts jiggled under her shirt. "Girls-only?" she asked. "Is she a lesbian?"
I shook my head and stammered a bit. "No... No, she's not. I honestly just don't like the thought of her having sex with men." I admitted with a shrug.
"But its okay for you go around getting head in bathrooms and screwing some other guy's girlfriend so hard that he tries to kill you." She almost laughed at me. "You really are a pig, you know that?" I sighed and nodded, realizing the double-standard I expected Linzy to live with. Georgette snorted and slapped me in the arm. "Relax, I really don't care." She plucked a box off the shelf and pushed it into my arms. "Buy this, it's better than your camera; might keep her loyal to you for a couple extra months." She explained and walked me over to her register.
As I was signing the credit card slip, I was recalling my last Best Buy visit and smiled. "So do I still get the deal you promised last week?" I asked as I handed her pen back to her.
Georgette got a faraway look in her eyes for a second, then smirked, blushed and burst into a grin that seemed to stretch her small mouth. "Meet me outside in half an hour." She laughed and handed me my bag. A little less than thirty minutes later, Georgette met me just outside and led me to the employee parking lot. "We'll take my car; it'll be easier that way." I started to say my Jeep was plenty big enough, but held my tongue until I saw the restored and modified 80's model El Camino with mud tires and a custom paint job that looked like alligator scales. "My ex runs a custom garage, Pimp My Ride kinda place. This was my birthday present before I dumped him." She explained when I commented on the fuzzy black and red checkered seats.