Glen asked if I felt like going to the strip club we used to visit a lot when we were younger. Sure, I said. I took a shower and drove to his house to pick him up, and we headed out on the hour-long drive.
It was a truly entertaining night at the intimate little bar. Far from the fancy, flashy place that most strip joints are, this one just had a small stage with no pole. It was surrounded on three sides by small tables with straight-back chairs. A private dance would be done against the far wall. There was no space for anything out of view of the rest of the patrons.
There were four dancers, and it was Amateur Night, with three of them each doing a set after the regular dancers' first sets. Then the regulars did a couple more sets.
Besides the amateurs, there were various other women in the audience. Some of them liked to interact with the dancers, and could actually get more attention from the dancers than the men could. Others wouldn't do anything.
Toward the end of the evening, two women and a man sat down at a table at the end of the stage, around the corner from Glen and me. One of them (I would later learn her name was Linda), with rather large tits under her sweatshirt, started talking to the last dancer of the night. The dancer told her she could lie down on the stage with her feet hanging off and have lots of fun. She did and the dancer stuck dollar bills in various parts of her clothing, then erotically pulled them out again. She also felt up Linda's tits, commenting on their firmness and whether they were real (she said they were). Finally, she pulled up Linda's shirt and squeezed them again through the "granny bra" she was wearing. Then she pulled up the bra for a quick look and feel. Everybody enjoyed this, but Linda's friend was not interested in doing the same. She did allow the dancer to feel her and look into her shirt to see her much smaller boobs.
Then the dancer's music set ended and the lights came on. Glen went outside for a smoke while I stayed, watching this threesome as Linda and her friend continued to discuss their breasts and bras. I couldn't hear everything they were saying, but eventually the guy with them turned to me and said that the friend needed her pussy licked like a champ. (Why he wasn't going to do it himself, I did not know.)
"I don't know if I'm a champ, but I've gotten a few women off in my time," I responded, flicking my tongue around. He relayed this back to her and she gave me a good look.
"Let's go out to the parking lot," she said. "If you do a good job, I'll return the favor." We all put on our coats and I followed her out.
"There you are," Glen said when he saw me. "I need to get home." I tossed him my car key so he could stay warm, telling him I was busy right now.