Line Dance Club Finals 02

Hey there, it's me, Owen Owens, ahh, continuing my story from the comfy of the sofa in the lobby of the Split Tree Resort, where I performed my duties of hauling the covered trailer of the Line Dance Club equipment down to the resort. Oh, and ahh [sip, sip], I'm enjoying a refreshing and rejuvenating soda as I watch the line dancers pile into the resort for the check in process.

And by the way, I make no claim of being the front desk clerks savior because I brought her the most perfect big city boyfriend ever, Drew Drewer. It just worked out that way by happenstance and I'm not complaining. LOL, neither is Drew complaining. And no, Drew doesn't need to know that I made sure that his mom got safely tucked into her cabin earlier today. Especially since Drew was supposed to just drop her off and leave.

Anyways [snap, pop, fizz, sip, sip] ahh.

Oh, and maybe I'm posting a little bit about the wonders of obtaining an honorary resort step sister.

[Ping, #StepSisterSupreme]

"Stay calm, Line Club Dancers, I'm Twiddle Dee and I have a big city boyfriend now and I'll get each and every one of you checked into the Split Tree Resort shortly and before dinner service in the Community Hut. And I'm only running a little behind here at the front desk because my dreamy big city boyfriend feels the same way about me and it's all thanks to my honorary resort step brother, Owen Owens. Also, hold please while I take care of official honorary resort protective step sister business.

"[Weep, an important outgoing text] U don't know me, but I'm from the resort & Ur Ice BF is being mauled by horny line dancing women!"

"[Whoop, a curious response] explain please. And Owen is not my Ice BF! Yet. Um, is he OK?"

"[Weep, mm-hmm reply] would any man be OK with 20 horny dancers around? That's 40 big city, big fat titties! R U Fire Lilly?"

"[Whoop] grr, damn big city, big fat titties! I'm Fire Lilly, um, he needs a resort step sister to protect him! Now!"

"[Weep] that's me, Twiddle Dee, but I'm out numbered, sob, sniff, sob and I'm in fear of the color of his privates from all of the mauling!"

"[Whoop] grr, damn in fear of the color of my future Ice BF's privates! Um, he has anime, um, anime for personal relief, so?"

"[Weep] do big city GF's plug in anime in just their undies in front of the guys?"

"[Whoop] well, it's kind of in the big city BF rulebook, um, R U hot?"

"[Weep, sends a sneaky in the bed with the BF selfie text] me & the BF in bed in Owen's cabin."

"[Whoop] OMFG, U stay on Ur side of the cabin, Twiddle Dee! And that's Drew D! And Drew D has big city family $$$$$!"

"[Weep] huh. Can U be here 2morrow, Fire Lilly? And bring Pete Peterson for Shelia the Server as boyfriend?"

"(Elbows Twiddle Dee in the ribs) I said Pete Peters, Twiddle Dee! I haven't stalked this guy [tap, tap, tap, search, found on Chang, oh] oh, tee he, never mind, Pete Peterson can be my big city boyfriend all weekend, so, tee he, please continue/"

"[Whoop, a damn, I'm working all weekend at the clinic response] probably not, but I'll stay in touch, Twiddle Dee."

"[Ding, ding, ding] hello?

"Hello, welcome to the Split Tree Resort, I'm Twiddle Dee and I have a dreamy big city boyfriend now who loves me and is currently napping from great resort girlfriend sex, so, how may I help you, ma-am, hmm?"

"Well, um, Miss Twiddle Dee, um, hello, I'm the Line Dance Finals Judge..."

"[Tap, tap, tap] Oh, Mrs. Carla Clarke, Owen Owens has spoken highly of how you wear the best cowgirl line dancing judging outfits and now I can see why because your 40 something body is impossible. Anyways, apparently, you walk on water and I have nothing else to say to you other than Owen Owens had an express delivery for you tomorrow night since the dance finals are being held offsite and out of town from the big city of Middleton and it's a bubblegum pink knit dress and then he had me switch out your red undies, because your teased to death stud, Andrew, is not ever coming back, switched out to shiny satin black undies for high visibly during the finals tomorrow night, so? Also, I have a boyfriend now."

"Well, I never! Tee he, I never thought I would be so excited about wearing a bubblegum pink dress! Anyways, since my lousy estranged hubby, who I was tricked into bringing along this weekend, is busy unloading the trailer of stuff, I mean, I mean, I mean..."

"[Tap, tap, tap] oh, I just said that your body floats on water and my healthy honorary step brother, Owen Owens, who saved my relationship life, will personally hand deliver your little red bag of risqué weekend evening wear to the door of cabin 3, just as soon as you give him a wiggling booty bouncing ball to follow and because you're all that, Mrs. Carla Clarke and my eyes are turned blind because my honorary step brother, who also walks on water, is 21 and powerful and he needs his good pussy sex all weekend, so, goodbye."

"Well, I never! Tee he, I never understood why so many younger males in the big city of Middleton beg their single parents to remarry until I just met the resort step sister of their dreams! Also, just when does all this start, hmm, Twiddle Dee?"

"[Tap, tap, tap] just as soon as your booty buns walk away and go all boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, Mrs. Clarke. And he is well rested, so you can't hurt him and you don't need to wear undies for dinner service tonight, goodbye, next!"

[Ping, trending, #TwiddleDee #TwiddleThis, #RemarryDad]

So, my friend, Andrew, right? He didn't realize what he had with Mrs. Clarke because, OMG, 40 is the new 22! And I only know that because I did follow the boom, boom, boom, bouncing ball. Well, balls since each of Mrs. Clarke's booty cheeks qualified as a bouncing ball each.

"Next!"

"[Ding, ding, ding] well, that was interesting enough, sweetie. And tee he, you look a little flustered because..."

"[Tap, tap, tap] Mrs. Evans, right? And I think you mean that you're feeling little flustered because your hubby hasn't performed in over 20 years and then I think that you mean that I look flushed and I'm totally feeling flushed because I have a boyfriend now and for the first time in my life, thanks to my resort step brother, Owen Owens, I flushed my boyfriend empty before my shift started, so?"

"Well, I never! Well, I never thought it was so obvious and I never thought that step sisters were so, um, involved, caring and attentive for the needs of their honorary step brothers! Anyways, Twiddle Dee, along with a cabin reservation, um, well, I submitted for a double "Big O" from the double "O", Owen Owens, so, um, what time does start because I haven't even had a little "o" in over 20 years, so?"

"[Tap, tap, tap] you're dreaming, Mrs. Evans, if you think my honorary step brother has time to slam you into two "Big O's" this weekend, but I could see how he would like your thighs, so, um, all I can promise is that you might do well at 10:50pm later tonight and absent mindedly open your cabin side door in your best skimpy evening wear, you know, while your hubby is stroking a cigar at the cigar firepit, so?"

"Oh, don't you mean stoking a cigar, LOL, now I get it! And OMG, now I get why that old geezer insisted on stopping at every single highway rest area to, you know, make sure the Men's Rooms are clean and safe!"

"Next!"

[Ping, trending, #SplitTreeResortStepSister. Ping, #BetterThanADatingSite. Ping, #DoubleODoubleO]

"Momma, why are you smiling like that while looking at your phone, hmm? Especially when I still have about 17 other big city, big titty mommas to check into the resort, hmm?"

"(Giggles) I don't know, sweetie, but all of a sudden, I have about a bazillion marriage proposals from the big city and, and, and, they are all from the younger males with single dads!"

"[Weep, an incoming text from Fire Lilly] I talked to Pete Peterson, he'll fight traffic to get there 2nite, Twiddle Dee."

"[Whoop, a quick response] Shelia the Server says "aha, aha, aha". I'm sorry U can't make it because I was hoping to show off my honorary step sister's hot bikini body all over resort!"

"[Weep, a next time response] tee he, next time. U need fancy big city undies, Twiddle Dee? I could send care package down with Pete."

"[Whoop, OMG, yes, yes, yes response!]

"OMFG, yes! How U know? Also, OMFG, yes! My BF needs me in fancy big city undies to plug in anime movies!"

"[Weep, a LOL response] LOL, Ur momma texted me for same thing!"

"[Ding, ding, ding] ahem."

"[Tap, tap, tap] oh, honorary step brother, Master Owen Owens, you're finished already with the very attractive Mrs. Clarke then. Let me take your blood pressure because your sex satisfaction safety is important to me and your schedule is filling up because..."

"Whaa! Whaa! Whaa! Dad, get remarried, now! Whaa! Whaa! Whaa!"

"[Ding, ding, ding] hello! I think I'm best suited to take Owen Owens blood pressure, especially since my hubby is wheezing away while unloading the trailer, so? Also, hey there, hey, Owen Owens."

"Tee he, hey there, Mrs. Lindeman. It's nice to see..."

"[Ding, ding, ding] excuse me! I'm charge here! Anyways [tap, tap, tap] oh, oh my, is this information in my data base true, Master Owen Owens, boyfriend savior, hmm?"

[Owen Owens peeks at the screen and confirms the information with a head nod]

"[Tap, tap, tap] cabin 19, Mrs. Linderman and one blind eye from the resort step sister since you were voted as the number one gamer mom while rinsing off the dishes in the sink during game night snacks break, so, deepen the red of your lipstick please."

"Well, I never! Tee he, I never thought I would be leaving a passion red ring around Owen Owens' hard cock and with the resort step sister of the decade approval! And by the way, Twiddle Dee sweetie, big city boyfriends still appreciate a good hand job from time to time, so?"

[Glances at Owen Owens for confirmation and ugh, Owen Owens nods in confirmation]

"[Tap, tap, tap] next!"

"[Text tap, text tap, tap text sent] BF Drew, I missed a step! I "hand" deliver 2nite????"

"[Ding, a response from the BF who hasn't gotten out of bed since his arrival] U O me, tee he, but I got this for now."

"[Weep, um, OK, BF response] with anime, babe? And it's OK. It's in the big city BF rulebook."

"[BF Drew has nerve response] tee he, Housekeeping is here! I love U."

"[A frantic 911 response!] OMG, Maria? How short is her work skirt?"

"[Ahh, you're the best GF ever response] that's a skirt, babe? Fap, fap, fap, fap."

"[Ding, ding, ding] hello!"

"[Tap, tap, tap] (OMFG) hello, welcome to the Split Tree Resort, I'm Twiddle Dee and my goth wedding dress is on express delivery because my boyfriend paid for the express delivery, so, how may I help you, hmm?"

"Oh, well, this is just perfect then because I'm the Pastor's wife and I'm not saying that your impending wedding during the intermission of the Line Dance Finals is on delay, but I am here to holey praise the best man from my boney knees because the Pastor's holy water dried up long ago, so?"

"[Tap, tap, tap] well, I mean, the best man, my boyfriend savior, still needs a couple of more minutes because he just ran off to his cabin because he has a thing for when Housekeeping is cleaning and teasing my boyfriends holy water jars! So, would you mind waiting at the bar for like three shots of whiskey, the Pastor's wife, because I monitor Owen Owens recovery time, hmm?"

"Well, I never! Tee he, I never have less than five shots of whiskey, sweetie. And how are you not voted steamy resort step sister of year, hmm? And, and, and, the Pastor never needs to know that I was here, right Twiddle Dee?"

"[Tap, tap, tap] I fear the heavens, the Pastor's wife and we only have like six more trees on the resort that haven't been split by lightning, so, um, next!"

[Ping, #TheResortStepSister is trending hard. Ping, #WhaaWhaaWhaaRemarryDad! Ping, Steamy!]

"Well, well, well, bring it, top trending sassy resort step sister, because attitude is my middle name and sassy is my other middle name and sassy slut was my nickname during my graduation party circuit back in my day, so bring it! Also, my other real name is Mrs. Conners, so?"

"[Tap, tap, tap] well, well, well, if it isn't Mrs. Conner, the vivaciously curvy MILF gamer mom who made it a point to answer the side door while wearing only a towel and a towel one size too small at that on game nights and in front of such impressionable younger gamer guys!"

"Well, I never! Well, I never did that more 16 or 17 times. Anyways, what's your name again? Twinkle winkle or something, step sister supreme, hmm?"

"[Tap, tap, tap] and we're cancelling the Princess Palace cabin for the vivaciously curvy gamer mom with the smart mouth, with super fat big city, big fat titties and all that ass, so, the barn stable cabin it is then, I guess. And I'll be sure to have Henry the handyman, change out the hay for fresh, so?"

"OMFG, grr, fine, Twiddle Dee, what's your front desk sassy resort step sister supreme price, hmm?"

"[Tap, tap, tap] according to my data base, just continue to do your towel wrap thing, Mrs. Conners because Owen Owens said you were perfect at it and trust me, the male Bell Hops who work here at the resort had completely different type of game nights, so, you're good. And if you're the first one finished tonight after dinner service and you need to make an adjustment to your curvy big city, big boobs that are stuffed into a sheer purple lowcut pullover and then you get caught in the restroom hallway flashing my step brother a couple of wardrobe adjustment nip slips, well, your curves might be well served after that, so?"

"Well, I never! LOL, I never thought I'd have a chance to wear my two sizes too small sheer purple pullover blouse, LOL."

"[Tap, tap, tap] and after that, you're on your own, Mrs. Conners, because cabin 14 is off limits to you because my boyfriend, Drew, is staying there and..."

"Drew? Which Drew because Drew Drewer used to game at my place, so?"

"[Tap, tap, tap] and those days of flashing your big city, big curvy titties at my boyfriend, Drew, are over now, but I think everybody has had a "before" before, so, having become a modern goth girl over the past couple of hours, so, I'm not mad about anything since your big city, big fat curvy titties seem to be all that, so?"

"Well, I never! LOL, I never heard of my chest being referred to as big city, big curvy titties before. And it's no wonder that #SteamySassyStepSisterSupreme is trending so hard today! Anyways, if the men are smoking cigars around the firepit at 10pm, then the Bell Hop turn down service is at????"

"[Tap, tap, tap] 10:10pm, Mrs. Conners and there may or may not be a "morning wood" opening in the morning for my honorary step brother's sexual pleasure, but I promise you..."

"OMFG! It's no wonder that so many guys in the big city of Middleton beg their parents to remarry to bring a step sister into the mix because it kicks their sex lives up by a factor of five!"

"[Tap, tap, tap] ahem, but I promise you that the movement motions from under my boyfriend's bed covers on the other side of the cabin will not be his last ditched attempt to whack off over your swinging and floppy big city, big curvy titties because I sleep with my boyfriend now and I can't peek my resort step brother getting what he needs that way, so?"

"Well, I never! Tee he, I never thought I'd be so glad to have had only daughters because you're the dream of a trending step sister and boys would still be hounding me to kill the hubby, I mean, divorce the hubby and remarry your dad!"

"[Tap, tap, tap] enjoy your stay and line dance battles, Mrs. Conners and [tap, tap, tap] I'll have extra door answering resort towels delivered to the Princess Palace cabin 6, tee he, for literally every guy's viewing pleasure, goodbye."

"Oh, um, Twiddle Dee, um, towels, um, so, um, Burgandy is my color, so?"

"[Ding, ding, ding] Bell Hop Jarrod, please escort Mrs. Conners to her cabin and switch out the towels to match up with Mrs. Debson's Burgandy luggage bags of sexy and naughty unmentionables nightie night leisure wear, next!"

[A frustrated Line Dancer contestant wiggles her way to the front of the line]

"Well, I should be next then, Miss Twiddle Dee, since you're calling out my Burgandy luggage bag of totally inappropriate evening wear for a woman of my age, so?"

"[Tap, tap, tap] oh, Mrs. Debson, you were a favorite of Owen Owens, tee he, until the Pastor's wife came around to praise on her holey boney knees and I'm sorry that you're riding the cursed horse for this weekend, but you can kiss Owen Owens in some places all that you want to this weekend with zero judgement, but since you're cursed, I mean..."

"Yeah, yeah, yeah, I get it, your "unofficial" step brother needs his pussy sex this weekend and I can't give him what he needs this weekend, I get it, Twiddle Dee! Just how long have you known my Owen Owens for anyways, hmm, sweetie?"

"[Checks phone clock] just over two hours, but I'm a good judge of people, especially since I have a real boyfriend now who has demonstrated how badly men need their sex and since I can give my boyfriend the sex that he needs, so?"

"Grr, well, OMG, how long have you had a real boyfriend then, hmm?"

"[Checks phone clock] just under two hours, but my goth wedding dress is scheduled for a fitting first thing in the morning after its express delivery, so?"

"OMFG, is it that easy these days, Twiddle Dee? I've desperate for 22 years!"

"[Tap, tap, tap] cabin 9 [hands off cabin key] and I'll have a Bell Hop deliver your unmentionables luggage bag to you directly, so, um, shall I turn a blind eye since you might unpack a few sexy things in front of Bell Hop Dale because I am Owen Owen's unofficial sassy step sister now and I have to be told in advance of when to turn a blind eye, so?"

"OMFG! Who picked this resort in the first place, hmm? Oh, tee he, wait, that was me. Ugh, one blind eye please, hold the blackmail, please."

"[Ding, ding, ding] Bell Hop Dale, Mrs. Debson requires your services and her face hole is spoken for by our special guest, Owen Owens and her juicy hole is plugged for the weekend, so, pick another hole and hop to it, next!"

"Wait, what? There's only one other hole left to choose from!"

[LOL, do Bell Hops really drag resort guests away by the arm like that?]

"Next!"

[Trending ping, #MustHaveStepSister! Ping, #SteamySassyResort!]

"Oh, that would be me, Miss Twiddle Dee. I'm Mrs. Kindle and I'm not going to win the dance finals anyways, so, um, I would like a nice quiet weekend in my private cabin and maybe a little sun bathing on the pond beach, you know, under my big floppy sun hat, oversized sunglasses and with a book in my face for privacy, so, shush and quietly slip me my cabin key card, please, so?"

"[Tap, tap, tap] mm-hmm, Mrs. Kindle, do you want things on the quiet because you're here with the identical twin of your hubby and because your resort weekend lover is 43 seconds younger, mm-hmm, you think he has one more weekend left in him, hah! Mm-hmm, cabin 16, right next to cabin 17, where your unsuspecting sister-in-law and lousy hubby are doing the same thing, next!"

"Well, I never! I mean, I never thought Harold and I would get caught out like this! Again! Fine, but I've been listening, you sassy Lassy trending step sister from the skies above, so, I believe this is where we agreed that I'll sleep walk naked out on to the pond dock at about 3am and then let your honorary step brother take me in an absolute shameful way right there on the dock, right?"

"[Tap, tap, tap] wrong! For this weekend anyways, Mrs. Kindle, but my forever boyfriend finding savior, Owen Owens, needs his sleepy sleep for his morning wood appointment and that's already promised out!"

"Whaa! Whaa! Whaa! Dad, if Twiddle Dee isn't my step sister by next weekend, you had better start sleeping with one eye open! Whaa! Whaa! Whaa!"