My wife, Lisa, and I were relaxing by the pool when the phone rang. I picked it up and it was Lisa's best friend Laura. I gave the phone to Lisa.
I couldn't help but overhear some of the conversation and after about five minutes, Lisa hung up.
Lisa turned to me and said, "You are never going to believe this. Laura needs me to help her put on a fashion show at her house for next Saturday."
I said, "So, what's the big deal?"
Lisa responded, "She is putting on a lingerie show for well to do men and wants me to be a model."
I laughed and said, "So, you are used to be ogled and you aren't shy."
"Yeah, but I think she wants me only because of my being in porno and she can get more men there," Lisa fumed.
I told her to call her back and tell her you can't do it because of a conflict.
Lisa then told me she already cleared the date before she knew what was happening and now she can't get out of it.
I told her, "Look, you'll put on some see through lingerie, the guys will get a thrill, Laura will sell stuff and it will be over. Hell, you might even enjoy it."
Lisa looked at and said, "I guess you are right. It might be fun after all. You are coming, aren't you?"
I told her I would be there and maybe buy something as well.
We laughed and enjoyed the rest of the day.
Saturday came and Laura called Lisa and told her to be at her house at 7:00 to go over the details. Lisa said she would be there and hung up.
We had an early dinner and Lisa left to go over to Laura's. I told her I would be there at 7:30 as I had to run an errand first.
I got to Laura's at 7:20, rang the bell and Laura let me in.
Laura said that she was expecting about a dozen or so men to show up for the show and thanked me for letting Lisa participate.
Then Laura told me that Lisa was putting on one of the outfits and would be out shortly.
Laura said that Lisa will be changing into at least a dozen outfits that are going to sell from $100 to $500.
Laura rambled on that Lisa could pick out any two for herself for free. Laura said she expected to make some good money from this show.
By 8:30, men started arriving and by 9:00, there were at least 20 men sitting and standing waiting for the show to begin.
At 9:15 Laura greeted the men and made an announcement:
"First, I want to thank you all for coming. I am sure that by the end of the evening, you will be glad you came. I am also sure your wife, girlfriend, lover, mistress or good friend will thank you for buying her something exquisite."
"Now, let me explain the procedure. My model, Lisa, who you might recognize, will be your model for the evening. You can ask me any questions about the outfit she is wearing. You can feel the material. But, there will be no touching or feeling up of the model. Is that understood? If you do touch her, you will have to donate $100 to the model's fund. Agreed?
There was a muffled "Yes" from the men.